What if one day you woke up, and you were a mod of anything to do with fapping, not just on the internet, but in actual real life?
What if you were Fap Modded?
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"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit
At 7/31/14 02:42 AM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: maximum allowable fapping limit.
what would that even be?
At 7/31/14 02:42 AM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: I would set a strict fapping level; nobody would be able to fap past the maximum allowable fapping limit.
You monster!
"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit
I would ban lube and permaban people who fap at Japanese porn.
Bitte meine beliebte Nazi mods, keine bannerino, weil ich auch ein Nazi Scwein bin! Danke schön
I would forbid everything except trap hentai and force everyone to watch Boku no pico.
why would you delete my forum sig i barely even fucking use this shitty website anymore you sneaky cunt idiot
I would encourage it, and i'd appoint people for those who can't really fap themselves (the disabled&elderly)
I'd probably draw the line with helping the homeless fap though, a few years back I stumbled upon 2homeless guys jerking off behind my apartment building and at the time it didnt really bother me but as i aged and progressed through life I think i might've been traumatized lol
XDeeZeroZero4Two-thousand six.
Probably watch everyone, and using my powers of masturbation magic; make everyone orgasm.
At 7/31/14 07:12 AM, NGPulp wrote: make everyone orgasm.
You're a good guy.
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
I would encourage and approve of everyone doing it in private and would advice them on doing it to the girl or boy they have had a crush on rather than to celebrities or models. While also putting a negative view on using lubrication for normal masturbation since it only makes it more annoying to clean up and a waste of resources best used for actual sex where you can actually get a benefit from it.
At 7/31/14 09:19 AM, Radaketor wrote:At 7/31/14 07:12 AM, NGPulp wrote: make everyone orgasm.You're a good guy.
Of course I'd put others first.
I think a better world would be a world where everyone orgasms every five minutes.
Just-- walk into a room, summon my power and everyone'll be twitching and moaning.
Man, that scenario is pretty hot.
I would lock fap sessions just as things started to intensify.
At 7/31/14 03:32 AM, SubparTony wrote: I would ban lube and permaban people who fap at Japanese porn.
I'd ban anyone who doesn't fap to Japanese porn.
Question:
Does this involve females fapping
It made more sense in my head.
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The description doesn't fit, if not a synonym of menace
At 8/1/14 11:36 PM, Tremulos wrote: Question:
Does this involve females fapping
Probably, and obviously.
At 8/1/14 11:37 PM, YellowisCOOL wrote: I'd give everyone blue balls
You are fucking evil.
At 8/2/14 12:05 AM, NGPulp wrote:At 8/1/14 11:36 PM, Tremulos wrote: Question:Probably, and obviously.
Does this involve females fapping
At 8/1/14 11:37 PM, YellowisCOOL wrote: I'd give everyone blue ballsYou are fucking evil.
And proud. Nah, I'd only do it to guys and girls I hate
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The description doesn't fit, if not a synonym of menace
So hypothetically if I'm some magical fap genie?
Cool dudes would become double-dicked and upgraded to thick and 8 inches (if they were formerly less).
Douchey dudes would be downgraded to the most micro of micro peni and have no balls.
Cool chicks would gain double-vaginas to accommodate the double-dicks of the dudes and they wouldn't be too tight (a common problem with actual double-vagina girls). No more menstruation unless she actually wanted to for some reason.
Bitchy chicks would just constantly menstruate continually nonstop forever and have constant yeast infection.
All the cool dudes and chicks gain multiple orgasm ability as well.
At 8/2/14 02:20 AM, SubliminalVirus wrote: From now on you may only fap with all your doors and windows open..... Also you may not masturbate to porn that does not include clowns, midgets, BDSM or fisting... You have to wear cotton gloves... and from now on you can no longer think about women when you fap...only men...
Business as usual, then.
You look nice today.
This guy brutally sodomizes me.
Cereal is pretty cool. If you're cool you'll add me on Steam. Also, Letterboxd.
At 8/2/14 02:34 AM, SubliminalVirus wrote:At 8/2/14 02:31 AM, Jester wrote:I'll be getting off to the frustration of desperate lonely men trying to get off to midget clowns fisting....
Business as usual, then.
I guess we're not so different after all
You look nice today.
This guy brutally sodomizes me.
Cereal is pretty cool. If you're cool you'll add me on Steam. Also, Letterboxd.
At 8/2/14 01:58 AM, NeonSpider wrote:
Cool dudes would become double-dicked and upgraded to thick and 8 inches (if they were formerly less).
Cool chicks would gain double-vaginas to accommodate the double-dicks of the dudes and they wouldn't be too tight
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Sounds like Dr. Sugimoto's Lecherous Treatment. :P
(Your rules depict an actual scene)
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At 7/31/14 02:31 AM, BrokenDeck wrote: What if one day you woke up, and you were a mod of anything to do with fapping, not just on the internet, but in actual real life?
It's called being God.
At 8/3/14 05:17 AM, Makakaov wrote:At 7/31/14 02:31 AM, BrokenDeck wrote: What if one day you woke up, and you were a mod of anything to do with fapping, not just on the internet, but in actual real life?It's called being God.
The fap god, that is.
For all intents and purposes, why not call it the fap mod, instead?
At 8/3/14 12:10 PM, Chronamut wrote: I would force everyone to fap to Bara :P
Who's bara?
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At 8/3/14 12:10 PM, Chronamut wrote: I would force everyone to fap to Bara :P
Are you sure you don't mean "bears"?
I would make a rule to where everyone would have to jerk me off instead of fapping for that day.
"Plz don't call NASA on me I'm afraid of astronauts dude" - DJ-Ri (2015)
So i would be a mod in newgrounds too , right ?
