I Am The Demon Ama
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At 7/28/14 09:12 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Would you date this girl?
No, and if it ever came close to me I'd vaporize it and spread the pieces around in a crappy old garden in Hell that no one likes and be back within 1 second.
You look nice today.
This guy brutally sodomizes me.
Cereal is pretty cool. If you're cool you'll add me on Steam. Also, Letterboxd.
If you had both a leitmotif theme and a battle theme, what would they be?
Do demons set their toilet paper rolls over or under?
-Formerly known as Phobotech-
Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author
"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-
At 7/28/14 09:17 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: If you had both a leitmotif theme and a battle theme, what would they be?
leitmotif: death and decay
battle theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S23hzqyDME
At 7/28/14 09:18 PM, Phobotech wrote: Do demons set their toilet paper rolls over or under?
There is one demon and that is I. And that question does not pertain to me. I'm not a worthless human who uses organs and crap that has to excrete waste.
At 7/28/14 09:16 PM, Jester wrote: Can you help me with some math homework
It would be so pointlessly easy to the point it would annoy me so no I can't
How often do you give yourself pleasure by jerkin the ol' cock
At 7/28/14 09:26 PM, dumbclowny wrote: How often do you give yourself pleasure by jerkin the ol' cock
I have enough slaves and servants in Hell to do that for me
At 7/28/14 09:26 PM, Weeaboo wrote: Do you enjoy making shitty threads?
its a better thread than any of yours
At 7/28/14 09:59 PM, Weeaboo wrote:At 7/28/14 09:53 PM, beakerboy wrote:I dont even make threads you mongoloid.At 7/28/14 09:26 PM, Weeaboo wrote: Do you enjoy making shitty threads?its a better thread than any of yours
He means that you should stop shitposting.
At least I'm trying to, so why can't you?
At 7/28/14 10:05 PM, KatMaestro wrote: What makes you come to NG everyday?
I do? hmm I used to come here like once a week lol. Idk I guess im just more mature
At 7/28/14 09:23 PM, beakerboy wrote:At 7/28/14 09:16 PM, Jester wrote: Can you help me with some math homeworkIt would be so pointlessly easy to the point it would annoy me so no I can't
a likely excuse
You look nice today.
This guy brutally sodomizes me.
Cereal is pretty cool. If you're cool you'll add me on Steam. Also, Letterboxd.
At 7/28/14 10:28 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Should porn be banned?
of course.
porn is creating murderers and rapists every single day
its literally the Armageddon
At 7/28/14 11:09 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: What do you think of @Satan?
he's pretty cool
I've got a question for you, kiddo
What makes you think I wasn't behind you this entire time?
*unsheathes katana*
Nothin personal...just business
*slashes you into exactly 666 pieces and sheathes hattori hanzo steel katan before the pieces hit the floor*
Nice to meet you, Ama. Care for a little fiddle duel?
- What's it like to fight Doomguy? Have you ever even seen the bastard?
- Are you really a demon?
- Do you swear your allegiance to @Satan ?
- What did you do to get into Hell and get turned into a demon?
These are the questions, people.
XDeeZeroZero4Two-thousand six.
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
At 7/29/14 12:24 AM, NGPulp wrote: - What's it like to fight Doomguy? Have you ever even seen the bastard?
- Are you really a demon?
- Do you swear your allegiance to @Satan ?
- What did you do to get into Hell and get turned into a demon?
These are the questions, people.
-Doom's fiction :)
-yes
-No, I swear allegiance to no one and Satan knows I could destroy him if I wanted to.
-Nothing. I exist in both worlds at the same time. I was created from the death of a human 13 years ago.
At 7/29/14 08:58 AM, Satan wrote:At 7/28/14 11:24 PM, beakerboy wrote:The feeling is not mutual.At 7/28/14 11:09 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: What do you think of @Satan?he's pretty cool
LOL. silly little human, thinking I'm referring to him.
At 7/29/14 09:13 AM, Radaketor wrote: Am i pwetty?
don't know
At 7/29/14 01:33 AM, XD0042006 wrote: Aliens vs illuminati who would win
that's not even a real question, creepypasta doesn't exist
Do you know Ava's Demon? Tell her I think she's super pretty!
"Anything could happen in the next half hour!"
"For the love of God, don't stop pretending you're a dragon!"
At 7/29/14 05:28 PM, Trambamboline wrote: Do you know Ava's Demon? Tell her I think she's super pretty!
she's not real she's justa web comic
At 7/29/14 05:32 PM, beakerboy wrote: she's not real
And you are? Dang it, I was gonna ask you to give Spider-Man a message next.
"Anything could happen in the next half hour!"
"For the love of God, don't stop pretending you're a dragon!"
At 7/29/14 05:37 PM, Trambamboline wrote:At 7/29/14 05:32 PM, beakerboy wrote: she's not realAnd you are? Dang it, I was gonna ask you to give Spider-Man a message next.
yep
At 7/29/14 06:51 PM, Satan wrote:
It's okay, OP. I know how much the rejection must hurt.
There's plenty more fish in the sea.
cool story bro
