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Boobs... 2014-07-27 06:25:21


Why are they so hypnotising?

Response to Boobs... 2014-07-27 06:27:17


Because they're lovely.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to Boobs... 2014-07-27 06:36:27


Because they are covered, giving us the feel it's something important.


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Response to Boobs... 2014-07-27 06:37:53


At 7/27/14 06:36 AM, SubparTony wrote: Because they are covered, giving us the feel it's something important.

My penis is covered also, is everyone trying to get a glimpse at my penis?


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to Boobs... 2014-07-27 06:42:14


At 7/27/14 06:37 AM, Radaketor wrote:
At 7/27/14 06:36 AM, SubparTony wrote: Because they are covered, giving us the feel it's something important.
My penis is covered also, is everyone trying to get a glimpse at my penis?

It's sort of different, but not entirely. Your penis is a sex organ, boobs are not.
On the other hand, men covered their penises, women their boobs and vaginas. That's what made them all so... lusty. In Islamic countries eg women have to cover everything when they go outside. Men there go crazy and if they see legs.


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Response to Boobs... 2014-07-27 06:42:21


These are almost perfect :p

Response to Boobs... 2014-07-27 06:51:05


At 7/27/14 06:42 AM, wolfe wrote: These are almost perfect :p

I'm not sure if you can post NSFW stuff in a thread without a warning.
You might get a ban.

i dunno

"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to Boobs... 2014-07-27 07:05:02


Because they are beautiful

Response to Boobs... 2014-07-27 07:27:26


At 7/27/14 06:51 AM, Radaketor wrote:
At 7/27/14 06:42 AM, wolfe wrote: These are almost perfect :p
I'm not sure if you can post NSFW stuff in a thread without a warning.
You might get a ban.
i dunno

It's just some nice boobs, don't be such a pussy


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Response to Boobs... 2014-07-27 07:54:47


Just what we need, another thread about boobs.
I find this much moar interesting.
Ok, JK! I love boobs too!

Response to Boobs... 2014-07-27 07:57:53


At 7/27/14 06:51 AM, Radaketor wrote:
At 7/27/14 06:42 AM, wolfe wrote: These are almost perfect :p
I'm not sure if you can post NSFW stuff in a thread without a warning.
You might get a ban.
i dunno

But you have to admit those are some nice breasteses.

Response to Boobs... 2014-07-27 08:04:56


They're nice and squishy, who wouldn't get distracted by beautiful, huge flopping knockers?

Response to Boobs... 2014-07-27 08:11:27


At 7/27/14 06:42 AM, wolfe wrote: These are almost perfect :p

ok that was nice but try putting out a warning for nsfw content next time


"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

was her name tenneassi

omtish

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Response to Boobs... 2014-07-27 12:08:35


At 7/27/14 06:25 AM, wolfe wrote: Why are they so hypnotising?

I never much cared for them.

Response to Boobs... 2014-07-27 12:15:08


It's like grabbing on a nice big bag of sand.


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Response to Boobs... 2014-07-27 12:19:54


Could just play with them all day.

Response to Boobs... 2014-07-27 13:59:07


At 7/27/14 01:56 PM, Equ1not1c wrote: This needs a new question.

Big or Small?

One big, one small!

Response to Boobs... 2014-07-27 14:25:01


At 7/27/14 06:25 AM, wolfe wrote: Why are they so hypnotising?

Because they're so playable.

Response to Boobs... 2014-07-27 14:29:25


because boobs

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Response to Boobs... 2014-07-27 18:43:45


At 7/27/14 12:19 PM, stormybutterfly wrote: Could just play with them all day.

Same.

Response to Boobs... 2014-07-27 19:11:16


At 7/27/14 06:53 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: It's a survival thing.
Big boobs represent lots of milk for your kids just how big dicks represent fertility.
It's the body saying "that's attractive because if I made babies with that, they wouldn't starve because of a lack of breast milk."

You make it sound so erotic.


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to Boobs... 2014-07-27 22:48:47


they're not bad, but not hypsnotising.


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Response to Boobs... 2014-07-27 23:00:29


Don't let the boobies hypnotize you, friend. Women will use that against you.


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Response to Boobs... 2014-07-27 23:02:28


At 7/27/14 02:01 PM, Equ1not1c wrote:
At 7/27/14 01:59 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
At 7/27/14 01:56 PM, Equ1not1c wrote: This needs a new question.

Big or Small?
One big, one small!
Holee Jesus, you are a fucking genius!

Not to mention that bras would be awkward to wear.

Response to Boobs... 2014-07-27 23:07:45


They are a secondary sexual characteristic which shows potential mates that the female in question is both fertile and able to provide milk for her offspring. Similar to the wide, feminine hips which demonstrate the ability to deliver a healthy baby.

The human instinct to orgasm (and by extension - reproduce) is so ingrained in our DNA that both secondary and primary sexual characteristics continue to affect us no matter how much we believe we have evolved from our primal ancestors. Deep down, we have the same needs that we always had. We, as a society, have simply decided to hide these needs and pretend they do no exist.

Although these artificial constructs such as clothing can serve a practical purpose such as warmth, their use as a means to suppress desires for sexual intercourse have done little to stifle these natural urges. And, although most religions tend to demonize sex or attempt to change its meaning to suit a supposed deity, their efforts have also met with little success.

In fact, your breast fixation is the product of millions of years of evolution: a survival of the fittest where the most willing to mate passed on their genetic material while those who were not "hypnotized by boobies" died out.

I hope that I have answered your question sufficiently.

Response to Boobs... 2014-07-27 23:17:24


At 7/27/14 11:07 PM, Bit wrote:
I hope that I have answered your question sufficiently.

tru shit man

Response to Boobs... 2014-07-27 23:22:39


At 7/27/14 06:25 AM, wolfe wrote: Why are they so hypnotising?

Because they have blue feet?


A tinfoil hat does not protect you from mind control. It just makes you look stupid!

Response to Boobs... 2014-07-28 00:33:35


At 7/28/14 12:31 AM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Are they? They can make breathing a hassle, they sweat alot, and they make you have to wear an uncomfortable bondage device 24/7... Two lumps of pain and discomfort....

Try streaking.....

Response to Boobs... 2014-07-28 01:08:55


Yeah... we all remember holding those squishy things and sucking deliciousness out of them... we want that back.

Boobs...


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Response to Boobs... 2014-07-28 01:10:06


Where's Shauna when you need her?


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