Wow, this topic is still alive? Damn... old news guys... we should be talking about the UU and the KK and the BPB, the current purveyors of shit.
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Dear KasrkinTrooper,
Could you please explain to me:
1. How are the Clock Crew nazis? Please give more evidence than "OMG THEY FOLLOW SBC WHO IS A FAGGIT SO THEY ARE NAZIS!!!!!!!" For example, if you could come up with proof showing that the Clock Crew holds nazi rallies, or that they commonly burn jews, then your argument might be viable.
2. How are the Clock Crew cyber-terrorists? The definition of a cyber terrorist is "a programmer who breaks into computer systems in order to steal or change or destroy information as a form of cyber-terrorism " how is the Clock Crew anything like this? You claim that they are too stupid to make decent flashes, let alone hack into computer systems. And no, making a crappy flash on newgrounds is not harmful to anyone, except maybe your blood pressure. Again, exact examples and quotes are pretty good.
3. Where in the rules is it against making a crappy flash? But actually, I can answer this one; nowhere.
4. Where are those quotes in your sig taken from? The sources are so general it's actually kind of funny. "It only takes five minutes or less to make one" he could have been refering to any number of things, just because you put 'GoldenClock on Clock Crew movies, 8/6/05' after it does not make it an actual quote. An exact link to where he said this would definately shut me up. "The Clock Crew inspired the creation of:
Mass Voters" First of all, this quote does not say that the Clock Crew participates in mass voting at all, it just says that they inspired it, and second of all clockcrew.net is a pretty big place, there's no guarantee that that statement is a quote at all. Once again a link would be great.
5. You do realize that you are playing right into the Clock Crew's hands? It's people like you that have kept this topic going for 5 years, and it's people like you who will inevitably keep the Clock Crew alive for years to come.
All of these questions are not only directed at KasrkinTrooper, but all of the other Clock haters out there as well, it's just KasrkinTrooper seems like the most intelligent (which isn't saying much) If you would be so kind as to answer these questions in a civilized and polite manner (swearing kept to a minimum, I'm trying to start an intellectual argument, not a OMG UR A F@G type of thing, and i would appreciate it if you did the same), with support and proof (exact websites) it would mean alot to me, and the Newgrounds community in general.
-Sincerely,
JoJo
At 10/5/06 05:53 PM, jojotehhead wrote: Dear KasrkinTrooper,
Could you please explain to me:
1. How are the Clock Crew nazis? Please give more evidence than "OMG THEY FOLLOW SBC WHO IS A FAGGIT SO THEY ARE NAZIS!!!!!!!" For example, if you could come up with proof showing that the Clock Crew holds nazi rallies, or that they commonly burn jews, then your argument might be viable.
2. How are the Clock Crew cyber-terrorists? The definition of a cyber terrorist is "a programmer who breaks into computer systems in order to steal or change or destroy information as a form of cyber-terrorism " how is the Clock Crew anything like this? You claim that they are too stupid to make decent flashes, let alone hack into computer systems. And no, making a crappy flash on newgrounds is not harmful to anyone, except maybe your blood pressure. Again, exact examples and quotes are pretty good.
3. Where in the rules is it against making a crappy flash? But actually, I can answer this one; nowhere.
4. Where are those quotes in your sig taken from? The sources are so general it's actually kind of funny. "It only takes five minutes or less to make one" he could have been refering to any number of things, just because you put 'GoldenClock on Clock Crew movies, 8/6/05' after it does not make it an actual quote. An exact link to where he said this would definately shut me up. "The Clock Crew inspired the creation of:
Mass Voters" First of all, this quote does not say that the Clock Crew participates in mass voting at all, it just says that they inspired it, and second of all clockcrew.net is a pretty big place, there's no guarantee that that statement is a quote at all. Once again a link would be great.
5. You do realize that you are playing right into the Clock Crew's hands? It's people like you that have kept this topic going for 5 years, and it's people like you who will inevitably keep the Clock Crew alive for years to come.
All of these questions are not only directed at KasrkinTrooper, but all of the other Clock haters out there as well, it's just KasrkinTrooper seems like the most intelligent (which isn't saying much) If you would be so kind as to answer these questions in a civilized and polite manner (swearing kept to a minimum, I'm trying to start an intellectual argument, not a OMG UR A F@G type of thing, and i would appreciate it if you did the same), with support and proof (exact websites) it would mean alot to me, and the Newgrounds community in general.
-Sincerely,
JoJo
Ok,Btw I don't use net speak.
1) Common Pro clock claim "not all clocks are bad,just some/most of them"
The reason I used the word "nazi" to compare is because the quote above is somewhat like saying
"Nazis invented the jet engine so,overall there good people,even though most of them did bad things"
It takes a while to get what I'm saying but you might get it.Also most clocks,stars,locks,glocks are neo nazis
2) Mass voters,"it only takes five min to make one-Was found on clockcrew.com
3) Shity flash-How many "B"s and "#######HOTHENTAISEXXX######" flashes do we have to see pass judgement with mass votes before the joke gets old?Its not like anyone even buys in to thinking that those "$$$$$$$$SCATPORN/BATMANHENTAI$$$$$$$$" are porn at all so that ones been played out already.
Anything else?
I disliked the CC back in the day but they seem to have made some better flash these days so they are ok with me now :)
At 10/9/06 10:06 PM, KasrkinTrooper wrote: Many things that are unable to quote because you were so long winded and wordy.
That's pretty much it. Although that is a pretty stupid way to use the word Nazi.
No, despite popular belief, we are not neo-nazis. We just like to use it as a running joke.
I really do think that CC has gotten a lot better. Authors like Strangeclock and Turdclock have produced some excellent flash. I do not think they deserve the negative feedback that many have given them.
i dont know, the violent acts and stuff like that is evil. to threaten to kill friends and family because they dont like their flash movies?therapy
Everyone gets un wanted critism, thats what mums are for, just go ask for a hug!
Tom don't listen to dose anti-clock losers there all retards who all they do is piss people of i may of watched 1 but the point is clockcrew 4 life!!!!!
PS: im new to all this clock situation stuff
I know all you 13 year olds are gonna start fapping at my sig....
It is a long fight, only now, is subdued to everyone accepting the Clock Crew. Most everyone. Some people now just plain hate them for no good reason. All I'll tell them to do is shut up, put a fake smile and bear it. It started with a letter on VIII/IX/MMI (Roman Numeral). It came up to a majority of users saying "BAN THEM", "'Vote 5 for porno'? Fuck Them", or "Just hate 'em". Now, let's see to it that the thread be locked soon, so we can clear this out of the way and put it in the archives. Sure, there's an active link from the Anti-Clock page, but so what? We got better things to discuss now!
i strongly support people who want to to do the ban hammer on clocks would there be anything i could do to support?
At 11/18/06 09:41 PM, C4robot wrote: i strongly support people who want to to do the ban hammer on clocks would there be anything i could do to support?
No.
At 11/18/06 09:41 PM, C4robot wrote: i strongly support people who want to to do the ban hammer on clocks would there be anything i could do to support?
Vote 0 all the time on their flash work and support all anti clock flash.
wow this is all pretty stupid. KasrkinTrooper you say your a paratrooper, yet you are acting like a child and calling the clock crew nazis and fags, which we all know is bull shit. and really, if you are a paratrooper then wouldnt you have better shit to do, like go kill some radicals? If this is what the army's producing, i fear for our country
plus really the anti clock crew have posted more bull shit flashes then the CC. take a gander at the new CC flashes and tell me thats not true.
I happen to be a Clock Crew fan. I feel not all anti_ clocks are bad, but things like Strawberrys Speech are sucky. Delete them.
the clocks should really be banned they have nothing better to do but cause agruements,pissing off other NG users,and submiting very crappy flash. just the other day a clock e-mailed me for leaveing a review on his flash.Down With Clocks!
bitch bitch bitch.
thats all i hear from the anti clock crew.
also, C4, you say all they submit is crap? check out their music flashs, like wish you were here*pink floyd* or let it b*beatles*
good animation is all i see there.
most of the anit clock video's ive watched are even more poorly made then some of the worst clock vids. plus they bitch, bitch bitch bitch die clocks die.
that about sums up all of the anti clock flashes.
well that was fun
shibby!
Matt
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At 9/8/01 11:46 AM, TomFulp wrote: Just some quick reminders:
Disorderly launched this week and you must play it!
Disorderly Merchandise is available and it is HOT! Buy today!
Newgrounds Messenger Bags are only available until the end of the month!
Every once in a while I get the urge to post funny emails on the front page, and I don't know why I never do. Yesterday I got a real zinger, so I thought everyone would get a kick out of it. Anyone who frequents The Portal is familiar with the "Clock Crew" - a bunch of names beginning with fruits and ending with "Clock". They submit movies that tick everyone off, and I get TONS and TONS of emails asking me to ban them. Well, yesterday I got an email from the Clock Crew themselves. Have a look!
Subject: "Clock" situation
Dear Mr. Tom Fulp,
I would first like to state that going to Newgrounds.com over the past few days has been a burden rather than the fun, entertaining place it is meant to be. This is due mainly to the fact that the
so-called "Clock Crew" has been dealt a gross injustice by fellow users of the web site. Not only have numerous users of Newgrounds.com offended us several times on the BBS and in movie reviews, but they have also taken the liberty of making and submitting degrading Flash movies using our likeness to convey hatred, anger, and downright bigotry toward us. The following is a list of movies that we feel break the Newgrounds.com rules and therefore should result in account deletion or, in extreme cases, a ban to the users listed.
Provided are links to the movies in question along with the title and user whom submitted it:
anti strawberry_clock - by user "raxar"
anti strawberry_clock II - by user "raxar"
Clock Subliminal Messages - by user "GrandmasterJ"
Life of Strawberry Clock - by user "GrandmasterJ"
Kill strawberry clock - by user "kl0ne"
StrawberryClock: TheTruth - by user "kl0ne"
Madman v Strawberry_Clock - by user "ZidaneX"
Strawberry_Clock Speech - by user "ZidaneX"
Biggest Asshole Winner - by user "Mr_Congeniality"
Die Strawberry clock!!! - by user "Thepoombas"
Strawberry - Orange Clock - by user "Sir_Pizzaman"
StrawberryClock Testimony - by user "waf"
Strawberry_Clock's Fucks - by user "FUCK_YOU_ZILLA"
Not only are the movies both offensive and extremely inappropriate for the content of Newgrounds.com, but the authors make numerous threats to the so-called "Clock Crew," including death threats, threats to our family and friends, and talk of violent or homosexual
acts directed toward us. This harassment is not limited to Flash movies, however, it can also be found in the reviews for the aforementioned movies, and on the BBS chat.
If that is not shocking enough, users tend to vote "X" or "0" without even watching our movies or giving them a score that they really deserve. Several users (Pants01, Mr_Congeniality, GrandmasterJ, ChronoBasher, MrLicky, Quirion_Dryad, and VdIbV, to name a few)
search for our movies and specifically vote "X" or "0" to get them deleted so we cannot be a part of the Newgrounds.com community. These users have not been provoked by us in any way, they simply do not like us because they think the movies we make are "stupid" and
have "no effort" put into them, despite the fact that these people create movies of poor quality themselves or do not create movies at all.
This aggravation has led to a disliking of our visits to Newgrounds.com when having to face the humility of being called a "faggot," among other disheartening words, reading users' posts describing various acts of violence which they would like to act upon us, and having our quality movies deleted for no good reason day after day.
We feel that these users should be dealt with immediately seeing as they are trying to get our accounts deleted and/or banned because they believe that we are somehow violating our Newgrounds.com agreement as well. With the exception of one movie made by StrawberryClock in retaliation for the 13 or so "anti-StrawberryClock" movies, we have not crossed any lines or broken any rules set by the good folks at Newgrounds.com. All we want is fair treatment and justice served for those whom segregate the Portal.
Thank You.
So, what does everyone think of this? :)
Well I've been reading the reviews put here, most saying get rid of the Clock Crew. Well all you people can whine and bitch and moan, but it won't mean a difference, heck I don't like the Kitty Krew and they're a shameful rip off of the Clock Crew. Now I am a Clock Crew fan and I do hate the Kitty Krew, but I watch all the Kitty Krew videos and respectfully grade them...I watch the Clock Crew videos and respectfully grade them. Heck you can keep whining and crying, but it will not matter. Clock Crew is here to stay forever and ever, the Clock Crew even has there own day. As long as the Clock Crew follows the rules of Newgrounds and keeps it clean (like they always have) then I see no problem of them staying. Now the Clock Crew threats I read are just stupid (not sure if stupid even says it) and pointless. Yes I understand if you make an Assasin game killing StrawberryClock heck I bet Clock Crew would find it somewhat amusing, but going against there flash, family, and friends is like making yourselves K.K.K. Members (no disrespect to actual K.K.K. Members.) It's okay to not like the Clock Crew movies, just watch it and give it a fair vote, I know I've voted 0 on Clock Crew videos before.
The Clock Crew shouldn't be banned, they're a vision into the new Flash Era. History Makers of Newgrounds. So let them stay.
(P.S. I do hate the Kitty Krew, but if you check my Profile and Favorites list you will see that I do have a KK Favorite.)
At 12/10/06 12:00 PM, ChuckChildren wrote: AND PS: im in the clock crew too. NEVA FUK WITH TEH KLOCK KREW!!! NEVA!!! NEVA FUK WITH TEH KLOCK KREW!!! NEVA!!! NEVA FUK WITH TEH KLOCK KREW!!! NEVA!!! NEVA FUK WITH TEH KLOCK KREW!!! NEVA!!! NEVA FUK WITH TEH KLOCK KREW!!! NEVA!!! NEVA FUK WITH TEH KLOCK KREW!!! NEVA!!! NEVA FUK WITH TEH KLOCK KREW!!! NEVA!!! NEVA FUK WITH TEH KLOCK KREW!!! NEVA!!! NEVA FUK WITH TEH KLOCK KREW!!! NEVA!!! NEVA FUK WITH TEH KLOCK KREW!!! NEVA!!! NEVA FUK WITH TEH KLOCK KREW!!! NEVA!!! NEVA FUK
That's right! Never FUK WITH THE CLOCK CREW!
CLOCK CREW RULES! CLOCK CREW RULES! CLOCK CREW RULES! Locks are okay. Glocks suck, but CLOCK CREW RULES! DON'T FUK WITH CLOCK CREW!
(P.S. to ChunkChildren. Don't say KLOCK KREW or people will get them confused with those rip off's called the Kitty Krew.)
Man this thread has gone soooooooooooooo out of point
Tom, start a new one... this is almost 6 years old!!!!
At 9/8/01 12:07 PM, Razoric wrote: Tom, seriously, just ban them.
Ok,I admit.I don't like the Clock Crew and I don't even really watch their movies.But seriously,you guys seriously are a-holes at times.I remember watching a clock movie and when I was about to post a review,I lokked at others saying it was :
Tihs s CRAP/
Go fck eaothers in one big orgy,
and even
Don't make me sick the mods on you..
and
the godzilla part was just horrible.
The flash didn't even involve Godzilla.
I swear.While they have really annoying voices and very wierd characters,some of their movies are pretty funny.People really are just jerks nowadays...
I believe in fair tretment...
There are people who past things about clowns and penises (I.E:Tricky Apothesis) and get more credit.Everyone blames them because they hate them for their own personal reasons.
Then the second wave of critics are just horny idiots who hate everything that isn't porn or violent(I do admit that I love violence,but still..) and only think something is good when they or their freinds make it...
And then the 3rd wave comes in just wanting to fit in and be able to join Anti-Clock associations.I can't really blame them,but if they're going with the 1st and 2nd waves...They share the blame...
More to the point,people criticize the Clocks all because of ONE MAJOR MISTAKE IN HISTORY...They vote unfairly and are ruining the NG experience for all...
Tom,honestly I think you should ban those people.Not just the ones who hate the Clock Crew for no resaon,but those in general....
If it wasn't for the Clock Crew newgrounds would've been overrun by idiots ages ago, so many idiots in fact, that all the intelligent flashers would've left too. So in a way you should be thanking the Clock Crew because they make Newgrounds a better place.
It's a hard knock life for us
It's a hard knock life for us
Instead of treated
We get tricked
Instead of kisses
We get kicked
It's a hard knock life for us
all started with a simple .3kb movie
amazingly ispiring
omg AIDSS!!AIDDSS!!AIDSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !AIDS! yep
