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She's a stripper!

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She's a stripper! 2014-06-27 08:19:36


I already knew she was bisexual but I found out the my Best-friend who I really wanted to ask to be my girlfriend, is a stripper in her spare time. I'm not sure how I should go about this, do I ask her or not?

Response to She's a stripper! 2014-06-27 08:27:29


At 6/27/14 08:23 AM, Vnzi wrote: I think I would like to know how you managed to find out that your best friend is a stripper.

She told me!

Response to She's a stripper! 2014-06-27 08:41:19


At 6/27/14 08:27 AM, wolfe wrote:
At 6/27/14 08:23 AM, Vnzi wrote: I think I would like to know how you managed to find out that your best friend is a stripper.
She told me!

Like "oh by the way, I'm a part time striper" in the middle of a completely unrelated conversation?


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to She's a stripper! 2014-06-27 08:46:05


People who get into professional stripping at 18 probably don't make good girlfriends.

Or, you know, really good girlfriends

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Response to She's a stripper! 2014-06-27 08:48:42


A bisexual stripper girlfriend, isn't that the fantasy of a bunch of guys?
If you can look past the fact she gets naked for other guys then go for it, if you find you can't live with a woman who does that then don't do it.
It's your choice, what do you want?


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to She's a stripper! 2014-06-27 08:50:10


At 6/27/14 08:46 AM, DM692 wrote: People who get into professional stripping at 18 probably don't make good girlfriends.

She can be using the money she earns for college.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to She's a stripper! 2014-06-27 08:56:11


At 6/27/14 08:50 AM, Radaketor wrote: She can be using the money she earns for college.

She could be using the money she earns for meth too, but I have neither claim has any evidence for them and are equally as valid. The myriad negative reasons one could choose to strip outweigh the positives, ergo she'd "probably [not make a] good good girlfriend" due to the fact that we have no supporting evidence.

I'm not really sure whether you were joking or not so disregard this if you were.


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Response to She's a stripper! 2014-06-27 10:54:31


If she told ya she's a stripper that means she totally wants the D dude.

Response to She's a stripper! 2014-06-27 10:57:52


Dude. You want this girl, here's what you do.

Step One: Go to her strip club.
Step Two: Take Viagra.
Step Three: Buy a private dance with her
Step Four: Tell her you'll pay extra if she sucks your dick.

Success.


hippity hoppity women are property

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Response to She's a stripper! 2014-06-27 21:39:09


At 6/27/14 08:19 AM, wolfe wrote: I already knew she was bisexual but I found out the my Best-friend who I really wanted to ask to be my girlfriend, is a stripper in her spare time. I'm not sure how I should go about this, do I ask her or not?

Are you sure that she would even want to be your girlfriend? I mean does she know you like her more than just as friends? Does she return the sentiment?

Secondly, does it matter if she's a stripper? If that matters to you then you already have your answer.


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Response to She's a stripper! 2014-06-28 00:42:09


Alright.

Dude, fuck her.

Response to She's a stripper! 2014-06-28 03:21:23


At 6/27/14 10:44 AM, Jojo55 wrote: Go to her workplace and buy a private dance from her.

^Also my advice

Damn this was in a movie once, I just remember the dude getting in an argument with his ex stripper/girlfriend while she was dancing on him, then him asking if she enjoyed the taste of the guys cum ( that she was cheating on him with) and her saying "YES"

LOL i think Julia Roberts was in this film


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Response to She's a stripper! 2014-06-28 03:52:59


At 6/27/14 08:48 AM, Radaketor wrote: A bisexual stripper girlfriend, isn't that the fantasy of a bunch of guys?
If you can look past the fact she gets naked for other guys then go for it, if you find you can't live with a woman who does that then don't do it.
It's your choice, what do you want?

She's been my best-friend for ages now and one of my only best-friends. I can look past the fact she's a stripper because if that's what she wants to do, then that's what she want to do. Being bisexual I know she prefers guys but i'm not sure she feels the same way about me, as i do her?

Response to She's a stripper! 2014-06-28 04:38:42


At 6/28/14 03:21 AM, Swag-in-a-Bag wrote:
Damn this was in a movie once, I just remember the dude getting in an argument with his ex stripper/girlfriend while she was dancing on him

LOL i think Julia Roberts was in this film

Ha found it ! It was called Closer (2004)

She's a stripper!


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Response to She's a stripper! 2014-06-28 04:44:51


At 6/28/14 02:45 AM, Sensationalism wrote:
At 6/27/14 08:48 AM, Radaketor wrote: A bisexual stripper girlfriend, isn't that the fantasy of a bunch of guys?
I'd rather have a girlfriend that strips for me than a girlfriend that strips for a bunch of other guys.

but this one has guaranteed experience


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Response to She's a stripper! 2014-06-28 06:07:35


At 6/28/14 04:39 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: i don't think there's anything wrong with being a stripper

Unless the lady was forced to become one.

But those are, I think, rare cases.

Response to She's a stripper! 2014-06-28 06:21:16


At 6/28/14 06:07 AM, NGPulp wrote:
At 6/28/14 04:39 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: i don't think there's anything wrong with being a stripper
Unless the lady was forced to become one.

But those are, I think, rare cases.

How come if a lady starts stripping in a public place people are all like Wooooo but if a man starts stripping in a public place that's an arrestin'?


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Response to She's a stripper! 2014-06-28 06:58:22


At 6/28/14 06:21 AM, NeonSpider wrote: How come if a lady starts stripping in a public place people are all like Wooooo but if a man starts stripping in a public place that's an arrestin'?

Double standards.

They need to check their stripping privilege.

Response to She's a stripper! 2014-06-28 07:27:55


Have the best one-night-stand of your whole fucken life m8


*sigh*

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Response to She's a stripper! 2014-06-28 12:37:59


At 6/27/14 10:57 AM, somespammer224 wrote: Dude. You want this girl, here's what you do.

Step One: Go to her strip club.
Step Two: Take Viagra.
Step Three: Buy a private dance with her
Step Four: Tell her you'll pay extra if she sucks your dick.

Success.

If she was REALLY his best friend then he wouldn't need to pay extra.
Best friends don't charge their best friends for blow jobs.

Response to She's a stripper! 2014-06-28 12:54:57


At 6/27/14 10:46 AM, SCTE3 wrote: If she's been a good friend and someone you want to be dating, I don't see why suddenly finding out she's a stripper should affect the dating.

I'm inclined to agree. It clearly didn't affect her negatively as a person beforehand, why should it be different now?


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Response to She's a stripper! 2014-06-28 13:03:56


Time to install a pole in the house.


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Response to She's a stripper! 2014-06-28 13:14:24


At 6/27/14 08:48 AM, Radaketor wrote: A bisexual stripper girlfriend, isn't that the fantasy of a bunch of guys?
If you can look past the fact she gets naked for other guys then go for it, if you find you can't live with a woman who does that then don't do it.
It's your choice, what do you want?

The key word here is a "BUNCH" of guys. in other words other dudes are looking at her and a lot already seen her naked be fore you. lets anlyze the PRO's and CON's. PRO's: (1) you know her as a friend first not a stripper first, so you know who she is much more than what she looks like naked, (2) free lap dances (3) all other good things that you know about her CON's (1) other dudes have seen her and are seeing naked; i don't know about you but i would be madly insecure about that. cuz i like my lady to be mine and mine alone, but thats just me (2) is she the type of girl to show off to Mom or is she a shameful lover that you cant tell anyone about. You must remeber you can't change anyone, so don't enter a relationship with the mindset "i will get them to change some how". It wont work.


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Response to She's a stripper! 2014-06-28 14:04:48


At 6/28/14 04:38 AM, Swag-in-a-Bag wrote:
At 6/28/14 03:21 AM, Swag-in-a-Bag wrote:
Damn this was in a movie once, I just remember the dude getting in an argument with his ex stripper/girlfriend while she was dancing on him

LOL i think Julia Roberts was in this film
Ha found it ! It was called Closer (2004)

Now that's an ass.

Response to She's a stripper! 2014-06-28 19:26:39


I've only read the first three posts

What, are you nuts? DATE THE STRIPPER...there's nothing wrong with that.


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Response to She's a stripper! 2014-06-29 01:07:28


At 6/28/14 09:02 PM, Jojo55 wrote:
At 6/28/14 07:06 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 6/28/14 04:39 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: i don't think there's anything wrong with being a stripper
i wish i was a stripper
Being a stripper is like one of three dream jobs.
What are the other two?

Hooker and pornstar obviously