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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-07-30 01:19:45


At 7/30/15 01:09 AM, saphiragranger9 wrote: Then there are our own
Lies that we will hide behind
Or fall victim to.

this is beautiful.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-07-30 01:30:17


Long distance relationship

Bounds help creating
bolder ways to show my Love.
Restraining order.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-07-31 13:14:31


The haiku dream
Must live on eternally
one day at a time

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-07-31 19:22:09


A few things:

The flight has been booked
Pour me another glass of wine, love,
A toast-- to England!

FastWeb is psychic
Five hundred dollars for a
Haiku! Look at that!

Wish you were well, my
Friend. In the hospital once
Again. Do not die...

(It's been a rather good week-- not so good for my coworker but a good week)

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-07-31 19:29:00


What you are saying:
You won a hefty sum of
money - bon voyage?

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-07-31 21:47:34


Include Image?

Probably not. I
show the world mental pictures
through my words instead.

Forum Posts Deleted

Part of me has died,
lost to the black hole in Tom
Fulp's basement server.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-07-31 22:19:40


Not at all but I
Will enter the contest
For a scholarship!

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-07-31 22:20:58


At 7/31/15 09:47 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Include Image?

Probably not. I
show the world mental pictures
through my words instead.

Forum Posts Deleted

Part of me has died,
lost to the black hole in Tom
Fulp's basement server.

Feeling down tonight?
Sorry to hear my dear friend!
Hope it gets better!

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-07-31 22:25:05


At 7/31/15 10:20 PM, saphiragranger9 wrote: Feeling down tonight?
Sorry to hear my dear friend!
Hope it gets better!

About 10 of my
forum posts got deleted.
And I don't know why.

That was the subject
of my last haiku, not some
great sadness of mine. :)


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-01 21:09:41


Tock-tick-tick
I wish I could be
the wind singing you to sleep
on a rainy night

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-01 21:33:19


Animated Chipmunks

Annoying or cute?
I can't decide. They raise the
fickleness within.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-01 21:41:11


At 8/1/15 09:33 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Animated Chipmunks

Annoying or cute?
I can't decide. They raise the
fickleness within.

It's stil a better
singy-songy movie than
Pitch Perfect, agreed?

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-01 23:40:16


At 8/1/15 09:41 PM, whatusernamedood wrote: It's stil a better
singy-songy movie than
Pitch Perfect, agreed?

I haven't seen Pitch
Perfect, but I'll just trust you
rather than watch it.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-01 23:46:51


Don't take my words for
granted, Tainted Logic, sir
See it for yourself.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-02 09:36:13


Visa
I absolutely
Must have you for school but I
Am so stressed out now.

Gender Expectations
New age BS is
Not wanting stereotypes
Guess I'll be alone.

...Yesterday was not a good day. This morning may get better with a cup of tea.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-02 10:26:38


At 8/2/15 09:36 AM, saphiragranger9 wrote: Visa
I absolutely
Must have you for school but I
Am so stressed out now.

Gender Expectations
New age BS is
Not wanting stereotypes
Guess I'll be alone.

...Yesterday was not a good day. This morning may get better with a cup of tea.

Tea?!
Yesterday never
was a good day anyway.
Try morphine instead.

New Age
Don't even bother
It's just a fad, annoying
Puff of smoke, is all

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-03 12:10:16


Tea is overrated...

Coffee is gross, Coke
is unhealthy, and orange
juice has pulp. Try milk!


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-03 18:18:58


Lactose Intolerance
Sure do wish that milk
Would agree with me on some days
Alas it does not.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-03 18:24:37


At 8/3/15 06:18 PM, saphiragranger9 wrote: Lactose Intolerance
Sure do wish that milk
Would agree with me on some days
Alas it does not.

Milk is just water with ...
Oats or coconut
Throw into a blender, whizz
Non-diary milk!

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-03 19:06:37


At 8/3/15 06:24 PM, whatusernamedood wrote:
At 8/3/15 06:18 PM, saphiragranger9 wrote: Lactose Intolerance
Sure do wish that milk
Would agree with me on some days
Alas it does not.
Milk is just water with ...
Oats or coconut
Throw into a blender, whizz
Non-diary milk!

Yet at the same time,
dairy-filled milk is used in
many other foods.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-03 19:36:30 (edited 2015-08-03 19:38:19)


At 8/3/15 07:06 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Yet at the same time,
dairy-filled milk is used in
many other foods.

Are you serious?
Such a volatile
ingredient is costly
to process safely (edit: missed a syllable)

Pasteurize it and
Nuke it, skim it, hope and chant
"not sour cream again"

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-04 16:47:20


At 8/3/15 07:36 PM, whatusernamedood wrote: Are you serious?
Such a volatile
ingredient is costly
to process safely (edit: missed a syllable)

Who said anything
about processed? Eggs, oatmeal,
you name it has milk!


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-04 16:57:38


At 8/4/15 04:47 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Who said anything
about processed? Eggs, oatmeal,
you name it has milk!

I figured you thought
"Foods" like ice cream or something
misunderstanding.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-04 22:58:46


Good-Bye
Working on your days
Knowing I won't see you now
Relief or sharp pain?

Bleach Cough
Cough--cough--cough--cough---cough
I should not have cleaned with bleach
Oh God, I'm dying...

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-05 00:34:39


At 8/4/15 10:58 PM, saphiragranger9 wrote:
Bleach Cough
Cough--cough--cough--cough---cough
I should not have cleaned with bleach
Oh God, I'm dying...

I like watering
it down sometimes, as I too
tend to use too much.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-05 17:26:54


At 8/5/15 12:34 AM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 8/4/15 10:58 PM, saphiragranger9 wrote:
Bleach Cough
Cough--cough--cough--cough---cough
I should not have cleaned with bleach
Oh God, I'm dying...
I like watering
it down sometimes, as I too
tend to use too much.

Just a splash too much
In lavender sol to mop
The floors in my house.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-05 22:01:10


Sometimes, I don't want to, sometimes I do. Either way I keep on living.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-05 22:03:35


At 8/5/15 10:01 PM, MrGeekygeek wrote: Sometimes, I don't want to, sometimes I do. Either way I keep on living.

I'm afraid that's not
a haiku, my friend. Watch your
syllables next time.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-05 22:28:45


At 8/5/15 10:03 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 8/5/15 10:01 PM, MrGeekygeek wrote: Sometimes, I don't want to, sometimes I do. Either way I keep on living.
I'm afraid that's not
a haiku, my friend. Watch your
syllables next time.

Woo! New blood! Hell yeah!
Welcome to haiku cult
MrGeekyGeek

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-06 14:16:46


At 8/6/15 02:04 PM, SansNumbers wrote: Does five-seven-five
Yet no juxtaposition
Or natural vibes?

Far from perfection
Seventeen pieces do fit
The bar is set low