I can't sleep Newgrounds
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This couch isn't big enough for the both of us.
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster.
If I have to choose between you and my cat, know that I will always choose my cat.
-Formerly known as Phobotech-
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"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-
At 4/18/14 04:56 AM, Phobotech wrote: If I have to choose between you and my cat, know that I will always choose my cat.
At last @Clamstuffer might not try to eat your body of you die in his vicinity.
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster.
At 4/18/14 04:57 AM, StorybookSeven wrote:At 4/18/14 04:56 AM, Phobotech wrote: If I have to choose between you and my cat, know that I will always choose my cat.At last @Clamstuffer might not try to eat your body of you die in his vicinity.
Maybe.
At 4/18/14 05:01 AM, Shadaw wrote: Did you groom?
Maybe.
At 4/18/14 05:07 AM, Clamstuffer wrote:At 4/18/14 04:57 AM, StorybookSeven wrote:Maybe.At 4/18/14 04:56 AM, Phobotech wrote: If I have to choose between you and my cat, know that I will always choose my cat.At last @Clamstuffer might not try to eat your body of you die in his vicinity.
That's reassuring.
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster.
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
was her name tenneassi
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You look nice today.
This guy brutally sodomizes me.
Cereal is pretty cool. If you're cool you'll add me on Steam. Also, Letterboxd.
At 4/18/14 04:49 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: Can I crawl in bed with you?
No thanks, I'm not into men who stuffs clams.
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
bring some late night snacks into bed and then we're talking
Smoke a bit of ganja and you'll sleep no bother
No.
At 4/18/14 04:55 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: Tell me a story.
Once a upon a time there was a person who died.
The End.
At 4/18/14 01:33 PM, Viper wrote: No.
At 4/18/14 04:55 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: Tell me a story.Once a upon a time there was a person who died.
The End.
Then what happened?
No, now get back to the garage before I get the squirt bottle.
This is a sig you dumbass.
At 4/18/14 04:55 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: Tell me a story.
Once, there was a man soooo ugly, everyone died.
The end.
This is a sig you dumbass.
At 4/18/14 05:02 PM, PanzerKorpse wrote: You can sleep in my bed, smoochie poo.
Snuggle time!
At 4/18/14 04:55 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: Tell me a story.
Once upon a time, The End.
At 4/18/14 04:55 AM, Clamstuffer wrote:
*cries*
Okay fine.
"There was an old Irish mick
whose cum was exceedingly thick
He could squeeze it out
And spray it about
But it stuck to the end of his dick."
At 4/18/14 04:55 AM, Clamstuffer wrote:
That story was shit
Fuck you.
just call me "Jay", thanks.
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At 4/18/14 02:19 PM, Clamstuffer wrote:At 4/18/14 01:33 PM, Viper wrote:Then what happened?At 4/18/14 04:55 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: Tell me a story.Once a upon a time there was a person who died.
The End.
Then the world exploded into confetti, candy, and tiny turtle with flashlights tied to them.
At 4/18/14 12:19 PM, Teddiikun wrote: Smoke a bit of ganja and you'll sleep no bother
A ganja smoking teddy bear!
Yeah, have my bed then I can stay up all night!
At 4/18/14 04:49 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: Can I crawl in bed with you?
As a long as I get the puffier pillow.
At 4/19/14 12:01 PM, exudaz wrote: I sleep on a couch, so you'd have to lay on top of me.
So I'd have to say no, unless you're a woman.
Yeah, but we could gay it up.
Fat chance, buddy. My body pillow is the ONLY bed partner I'll ever need!
but seriously body pillows are pretty great you should try it
The shadows betray you...
...Because they are actually nachos!
