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Tom's Favorite Sex Position.

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Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-13 18:39:13


What do you think it is?


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Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-13 18:42:09


I think tom is a wonderful person

Praise tom


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Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-13 18:43:18


At 6/13/13 06:42 PM, tox wrote: I think tom is a wonderful person

Praise tom

He is god.
But what position do you think he prefers to use in sexual intercourse?


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Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-13 18:43:55


Seated on a throne.

Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-13 18:44:52


At 6/13/13 06:43 PM, Mumbo wrote: Seated on a throne.

Made of titanium and diamonds


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Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-13 18:49:59


At 6/13/13 06:46 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: you need healthier pastimes

--supergandhi64

Stop Passively Resisting.
You know you want to answer.


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Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-13 18:51:56


At 6/13/13 06:46 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: you need healthier pastimes

--supergandhi64

Sex is very healthy :-)

Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-13 19:09:17


At 6/13/13 07:06 PM, supergandhi64 wrote:
At 6/13/13 06:51 PM, Psycho666 wrote:
At 6/13/13 06:46 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: you need healthier pastimes

--supergandhi64
Sex is very healthy :-)
i didn't say anything about sex & i'm not sure why you'd think so considering the context

--supergandhi64

Such a fucking idiot...


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Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-13 19:13:27


At 6/13/13 06:44 PM, tox wrote:
At 6/13/13 06:43 PM, Mumbo wrote: Seated on a throne.
Made of titanium and diamonds

Which levitates and is powered by Infinitium.


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Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-13 19:22:17


At 6/13/13 07:13 PM, Revo357912 wrote:
At 6/13/13 06:44 PM, tox wrote:
At 6/13/13 06:43 PM, Mumbo wrote: Seated on a throne.
Made of titanium and diamonds
Which levitates and is powered by Infinitium.

And shoots lasers at all of his enemies.


Formally known as Viper50

When you get into one of these groups theres only a couple of ways you can get out. One is death. The other is mental institution.

Last.fm Youtube

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Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-13 19:35:25


At 6/13/13 07:06 PM, supergandhi64 wrote:
At 6/13/13 06:51 PM, Psycho666 wrote:
At 6/13/13 06:46 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: you need healthier pastimes

--supergandhi64
Sex is very healthy :-)
i didn't say anything about sex & i'm not sure why you'd think so considering the context

--supergandhi64

you need healthier pastimes

--Psycho666

Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-13 19:51:37


At 6/13/13 07:45 PM, supergandhi64 wrote:
At 6/13/13 07:09 PM, tox wrote:
At 6/13/13 07:06 PM, supergandhi64 wrote:
At 6/13/13 06:51 PM, Psycho666 wrote:
At 6/13/13 06:46 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: you need healthier pastimes

--supergandhi64
Sex is very healthy :-)
i didn't say anything about sex & i'm not sure why you'd think so considering the context

--supergandhi64
Such a fucking idiot...
maybe you want to shed some light on me since you're so bright? or maybe you're resorting to name calling in order to gain affirmation from your little circle of cyberbullies

At 6/13/13 07:35 PM, Psycho666 wrote:
At 6/13/13 07:06 PM, supergandhi64 wrote:
At 6/13/13 06:51 PM, Psycho666 wrote:
At 6/13/13 06:46 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: you need healthier pastimes

--supergandhi64
Sex is very healthy :-)
i didn't say anything about sex & i'm not sure why you'd think so considering the context

--supergandhi64
you need healthier pastimes

--Psycho666
i accept your resignation

--supergandhi64

Woah, woah, woah there. First off, I just imitated your style because I was being silly. Don't group me with Tox if you're intent is to label me as a cyberbully.

Secondly, I'm a lone wolf on these forums. As far as I know, I don't have any 'cyberbully' friends, except for Insanctuary, who called me smart today.

Thirdly, this:

I didn't know I worked for you

--Psycho 666

Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-13 22:47:37


Reverse cowgirl, he likes to see that ass squirm as she bucks.

We need an official verdict though.

Rubs magical lamp

@TomFulp

You are being summoned oh great one!


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Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-13 22:52:05


The Helicopter finishing with a Lion King.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.

ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-13 23:02:37


At 6/13/13 07:45 PM, supergandhi64 wrote:
At 6/13/13 07:09 PM, tox wrote:
At 6/13/13 07:06 PM, supergandhi64 wrote:
At 6/13/13 06:51 PM, Psycho666 wrote:
At 6/13/13 06:46 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: you need healthier pastimes

--supergandhi64
Sex is very healthy :-)
i didn't say anything about sex & i'm not sure why you'd think so considering the context

--supergandhi64
Such a fucking idiot...
maybe you want to shed some light on me since you're so bright? or maybe you're resorting to name calling in order to gain affirmation from your little circle of cyberbullies

i will bite at this, the only reason that you replied to the original statement is that it was a discussion about sex and you are telling him that he needs healthier past times...
BUT you then go forth to say that you are not talking about sex at all.. just that he needs healthier past times...

so you must be talking about something else
maybe posting
maybe newgrounds
maybe hate/lifestyle of cruelty

but you are posting here showing that you are thusly a hypocrite (like a smoker telling you not to smoke and then lighting up and pretending to orgasm from the happiness that the vile tar filling your lungs gives you)
newgrounds, you lead by example, and you exist on newgrounds to tell others to get off of newgrounds... making you a traitor, hypocrite, and asshole
or maybe you are talking about the idea of how the individual lives his life when refering to sexual acts that mostly come from ideas of aggression and hate towards a certain individual.. be here you are inticing people to fucking hate you because of your words, and your mannurisms and posting style

BUT lets not go that far... oh tox, you think to much... i was actually talking about eatting apples and watching movies..
well then you are an idiot

how ever you look at this endlessly clever and "well thought out responce" like how you have defended in the past and passivly over worked other people here until they are tired of trying to argue with you... ALL of this makes you a FUCKING IDIOT


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Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-13 23:18:50


I wouldn't know unless I was there...which I won't be.


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Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-13 23:49:43


Filler text

Tom's Favorite Sex Position.


5:24 PM - Hat-Fondler: adverb

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5:25 PM - Kupo: frothingly

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Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-14 00:44:18


knowing Tom its probably the Seated Scissors

Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-14 00:51:13


At 6/14/13 12:44 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: knowing Tom its probably the Seated Scissors

Knowing Tom? No one knows Tom. Even the aliens can't figure that shit out.

Tom's Favorite Sex Position.

Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-14 00:55:24


At 6/13/13 06:39 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote: What do you think it is?

If I honestly had to guess.

Tom's Favorite Sex Position.


Hey guys, you should totally check out my YouTube channel.

Also, dat Steam

Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-14 04:28:35


He does it straight doggy style so he doesn't have to look at his women


I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-14 04:52:56


At 6/14/13 04:42 AM, supergandhi64 wrote:
At 6/13/13 07:51 PM, Psycho666 wrote: I didn't know I worked for you

--Psycho 666
probably because i've never paid you

At 6/13/13 11:02 PM, tox wrote:
At 6/13/13 07:45 PM, supergandhi64 wrote:
At 6/13/13 07:09 PM, tox wrote:
At 6/13/13 07:06 PM, supergandhi64 wrote:
At 6/13/13 06:51 PM, Psycho666 wrote:
At 6/13/13 06:46 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: you need healthier pastimes

--supergandhi64
Sex is very healthy :-)
i didn't say anything about sex & i'm not sure why you'd think so considering the context

--supergandhi64
Such a fucking idiot...
maybe you want to shed some light on me since you're so bright? or maybe you're resorting to name calling in order to gain affirmation from your little circle of cyberbullies
i will bite at this, the only reason that you replied to the original statement is that it was a discussion about sex and you are telling him that he needs healthier past times...
maybe you shouldn't put words in my mouth? i replied because people are sticking their nose where it doesn't belong & intruding someone else's privacy which is an unhealthy pastime . . . see idolatry & celebrity worship

--supergandhi64

Oh, you. I was only having a little fun. What could be more fun than that of the voyeur meeting the exhibitionist? The thrill of being caught, the suspense of knowing who will watch? These feelings are in all of us. The next time you watch your lover undress, and the next time you feel his eyes on you. And please, if your talking to me, leave Tox out of it, I told you, our conversations do not have the same connotations.

--Psycho666

Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-14 06:16:11


I think Tom loves all kinds of sex with a female human being.


The cake is a liar!

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Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-14 10:26:03


Reverse Cowboy.


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-14 10:28:38


At 6/13/13 06:42 PM, tox wrote: Praise tom

No.

Tom's Favorite Sex Position.


I fucking love steak.

Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-14 10:29:33


At 6/14/13 10:28 AM, T1ttyK1tty wrote: No.

Unoriginal name.

Unoriginal posts.

What else?


You do not make examples, you make excuses; you do not solve problems, you shift problems; you do not stand behind your statements, you stand behind your stasis.

Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-14 10:53:31


I've seen, but I won't tell you...


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

Sig by Decky

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Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-14 10:57:30


At 6/14/13 10:29 AM, Insanctuary wrote:
At 6/14/13 10:28 AM, T1ttyK1tty wrote: No.
Unoriginal name.

Unoriginal posts.

What else?

Wow, you're really inimical. Are you implying your name and posts are original?


I fucking love steak.

Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-14 10:59:12


At 6/14/13 10:57 AM, T1ttyK1tty wrote: Wow, you're really inimical. Are you implying your name and posts are original?

You implying that you do not know what makes a name original?

Are you implying that admitted unoriginality can contest questionable originality?


You do not make examples, you make excuses; you do not solve problems, you shift problems; you do not stand behind your statements, you stand behind your stasis.

Response to Tom's Favorite Sex Position. 2013-06-14 11:15:18


We could base speculation on this flash, especially with April confirming and everything.

Tom's Favorite Sex Position.


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