So you get done wanking one off, and what do you do pre-ejaculation to catch your load? Mine is opening my dogs mouth and just letting it rain all up in 'der.
Masturbation clean-up methods?
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Toilet.. Shower.. Sock.. Tissue.. Mouths.. Or my mouth.. Boyfriends body.. Bed sheets.. Desk..
Sometimes the cleanup can be as sexy as the act
Nobody? Aight.
Your mom cleans it up for me.
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At 3/27/13 01:17 PM, Entice wrote: I want to wank off a guy and lick him clean
hmm does that include sliding the side your index finger against the skin and licking it off?
At 3/27/13 01:15 PM, mandog wrote: I stopped using tissues after my first year of masturbating, its kind of a turn on for that cum to shoot out then slide down your dick...no homo?
Dude I do the exact same thing, but then I put my boxers back over my dick, and just let it chill there.
I usually just use the towel that I used to dry off after I took a shower, and then throw it in the wash. I've accumulated like 10 socks COVERED in jizz, and I don't know what to do with them. There hard as a rock. I'll probably just burn them.
At 3/27/13 01:15 PM, mandog wrote: no homo?
Homo
When I was in high school and disgusting, I would just rub it off on my shirt and then change or attempt to hide it somehow, nearly every day. Nowadays I only spank my monkey once or twice a week and use an old undershirt that doesn't fit to mop up.
TMI ahoy.
At 3/27/13 01:24 PM, Entice wrote:At 3/27/13 01:22 PM, Jeffyx wrote: I've accumulated like 10 socks COVERED in jizz, and I don't know what to do with them. There hard as a rock.Ew, why didn't you wash them?
I only use mine once and then immediately wash so they don't get all stained and gross.
I don't want my Mom to see me throwing 10 socks covered in rockhard cum into the washer..
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At 3/27/13 02:00 PM, kazumazkan wrote: use a condom no clean necessary
Talk about mr safe...
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Kids.
Take a thick bottle/can like Monster or Venom Energy Drink, stick the tip in, deposit it all. Clean your tip with a tissue when you're done, replace the cap on the bottle, and that can will be good for a few more uses before you cleanly throw away the whole bottle. It'll just look like trash near your work area at a glance, and it won't be apparent thats what its used for.
There should be no mess, you animals. Stop using socks, or any kind of fabric.
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At 3/27/13 01:29 PM, Jeffyx wrote:
I don't want my Mom to see me throwing 10 socks covered in rockhard cum into the washer..
Then be sneaky about it! That's really fuckin' gross.
I'm pretty sure your mom doesn't have 24 hour surveillance over the washer...just conceal the socks with a dirty shirt which is also being washed... Think, McFly, THINK.
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At 3/27/13 01:26 PM, mandog wrote: Wow, do you wear the same boxers the next day aswell?
Yes I do.
I catch it with the skin and drag it to the toilet. I've been told that that's bad for me but I've found no better method.
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At 3/27/13 02:28 PM, Phobotech wrote:At 3/27/13 01:29 PM, Jeffyx wrote:Then be sneaky about it! That's really fuckin' gross.
I don't want my Mom to see me throwing 10 socks covered in rockhard cum into the washer..
I'm pretty sure your mom doesn't have 24 hour surveillance over the washer...just conceal the socks with a dirty shirt which is also being washed... Think, McFly, THINK.
That's a pretty big risk he would be taking. 10 socks is an even number, so maybe we can assume he used pairs of socks. In that case, I would just suggest throwing them out and using a different method in the future.
I mean it's much better to throw out five pairs of socks than never being able to look your parents in the eye again.
i cum all over my body then wipe it up with a shirt.
I'm pretty sure that the shirt has some kind of intelligent lifeforms living on it now.
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On my PC screen and i leave it there for weeks.
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I usually just let it drip down my dick and then whip it off with a tissue.
Or I walk over to the nearest woman and tell them: "Would you kindly suck the cum off my wiener?" To which they have no choice but to comply.
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I find that using a (preferably thin) sock is the definitive way to go. Best experience, easiest clean-up.
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At 3/27/13 04:01 PM, zag wrote: Just use your tongue.
Mostly, I just wipe mine on my blanket. Occasionally, I lick some from my finger.
Luckily, there isn't all that much when I cum. Sometimes, there's only a couple of drops.
Lucky transgendered people.
When I have a good orgasm I ejaculate over a shot glass full and when I am on the ground I can shoot up taller than I am.
At 3/27/13 01:29 PM, Jeffyx wrote:At 3/27/13 01:24 PM, Entice wrote:I don't want my Mom to see me throwing 10 socks covered in rockhard cum into the washer..At 3/27/13 01:22 PM, Jeffyx wrote: I've accumulated like 10 socks COVERED in jizz, and I don't know what to do with them. There hard as a rock.Ew, why didn't you wash them?
I only use mine once and then immediately wash so they don't get all stained and gross.
Why don't you just use toilet paper and flush it? I don't see the point in ruining socks with your massive loads.
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At 3/27/13 04:55 PM, ClockworkSpace wrote: Just get a fuckload of tissue before you start, fold it up into a large wad, and hold it over your cock while you're cumming.
that ruins the fun, though.
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I hold it in my foreskin and go throw it in the toilet. Best thing ever.
