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Most awful smell you've smelled 2013-03-13 20:10:50 Reply

When you fill a milk carton with water, and let it there for a few days. It smells like sewer water once you open it.

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Response to Most awful smell you've smelled 2013-03-13 20:14:09 Reply

At 3/13/13 08:10 PM, Happygrounder wrote: When you fill a milk carton with water, and let it there for a few days. It smells like sewer water once you open it.

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Response to Most awful smell you've smelled 2013-03-13 20:16:57 Reply

I'll never forget the day in third grade when we had to go to the Water Reclamation Center as a field trip.

Know what that is? No?

Good.

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Response to Most awful smell you've smelled 2013-03-13 20:17:16 Reply

Skunks are the worst smell.

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Response to Most awful smell you've smelled 2013-03-13 20:22:37 Reply

At 3/13/13 08:20 PM, Provoke wrote: Ever smelled a snatch not washed for a month?

I haven't washed my nuts in 20 days

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Response to Most awful smell you've smelled 2013-03-13 20:22:40 Reply

At 3/13/13 08:15 PM, Travis wrote: Eh, vagina doesn't smell awful, it's not the most pleasant thing either.

I'd say its anywhere from dead middle to smelling bad.

I personally love the smell (and taste) of pussy

The musk of cocks and/ or balls smells amazing too


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Response to Most awful smell you've smelled 2013-03-13 20:25:12 Reply

Animal carcass in the hot sun.


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Response to Most awful smell you've smelled 2013-03-13 20:26:16 Reply

i just farted and that smelled pretty bad.


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Response to Most awful smell you've smelled 2013-03-13 20:29:48 Reply

At 3/13/13 08:27 PM, Travis wrote: I bet you pop pennies in your mouth any chance you get...

Only if the guy carrying it looks any good, and if it isn't surrounded by hair


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Response to Most awful smell you've smelled 2013-03-13 20:31:49 Reply

At 3/13/13 08:16 PM, T3XT wrote: I'll never forget the day in third grade when we had to go to the Water Reclamation Center as a field trip.

Know what that is? No?

Good.

Eh what the hell.

Basically, every time you use the sink, take a shower, or flush your toilet, all that water goes to your local center of water reclamation. That's where it's cleansed and put back into the water supply as fresh, clean water.

That's right.

The place where all your shit, piss, and vomit goes is the place where we had to tour on a field trip.

Imagine entire poolsof nothing but pure, rotting sludge.

I'll never forget that stink. Kudos to anyone who works there. Worst field trip of my life.

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Response to Most awful smell you've smelled 2013-03-13 21:02:57 Reply

At 3/13/13 08:31 PM, T3XT wrote:
At 3/13/13 08:16 PM, T3XT wrote: I'll never forget the day in third grade when we had to go to the Water Reclamation Center as a field trip.

Know what that is? No?

Good.
Eh what the hell.

Basically, every time you use the sink, take a shower, or flush your toilet, all that water goes to your local center of water reclamation. That's where it's cleansed and put back into the water supply as fresh, clean water.

That's right.

The place where all your shit, piss, and vomit goes is the place where we had to tour on a field trip.

Imagine entire poolsof nothing but pure, rotting sludge.

I'll never forget that stink. Kudos to anyone who works there. Worst field trip of my life.

May have been to something similar, except they were recycling raw sewage, needless to say the tanks holding them were fucking nasty, the edges where the sewage water came out had this brown crust built up along the edges, which my teacher told me later on was probably dried up shit, that was caking the sides. In a nutshell, imagine taking a massive shit, flattening it then trying to score a line of coke off of it, and you probably have a familiar smell of the plant.


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Response to Most awful smell you've smelled 2013-03-13 21:24:40 Reply

I once cracked a rotten egg into a hot frying pan. That one was pretty bad, although a big part of it was the element of surprise.

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Response to Most awful smell you've smelled 2013-03-13 21:28:54 Reply

My nephews. They smell like a combination of shit and piss, no joke


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Response to Most awful smell you've smelled 2013-03-13 21:42:44 Reply

I don't know. Probably the smell when 2 of my cats were going senile and shitting and pissing on the floor.

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Response to Most awful smell you've smelled 2013-03-13 21:58:53 Reply

Dont mix sweat, baby oil and butter

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Response to Most awful smell you've smelled 2013-03-13 22:08:30 Reply

When I was living at my old apartment, someone left an unopened package of turkey lunch meat. It had been in there for so long that despite being SEALED, it got so rotted that it actually leaked out. Every time the fridge door was open the entire apartment smelled like a dead skunk. It was just awful.


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Response to Most awful smell you've smelled 2013-03-13 22:28:21 Reply

Probably the smell of a dead deer that was so bloated up that if a rock hit it it would explode.
Had my window down and was driving by and wasn't paying attention. Then was just hit with that....I seriously thought I was going to throw up.


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Response to Most awful smell you've smelled 2013-03-13 22:31:39 Reply

At 3/13/13 10:30 PM, Travis wrote:
At 3/13/13 08:29 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 3/13/13 08:27 PM, Travis wrote: I bet you pop pennies in your mouth any chance you get...
Only if the guy carrying it looks any good, and if it isn't surrounded by hair
I'm referencing that vaginas have a metallic taste to them.

Oh

I actually misread pennies and thought you said penises

Not even joking


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Response to Most awful smell you've smelled 2013-03-13 22:32:23 Reply

At 3/13/13 10:31 PM, Xenomit wrote: Oh

I actually misread pennies and thought you said penises

Not even joking

lol

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Response to Most awful smell you've smelled 2013-03-13 22:33:19 Reply

At 3/13/13 10:30 PM, Travis wrote:
At 3/13/13 08:29 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 3/13/13 08:27 PM, Travis wrote: I bet you pop pennies in your mouth any chance you get...
Only if the guy carrying it looks any good, and if it isn't surrounded by hair
I'm referencing that vaginas have a metallic taste to them.

I chewed on pennies when I was bored before ._.
Amazingly I didn't swallow any....

I was unimaginably retarded when I was a kid

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Response to Most awful smell you've smelled 2013-03-13 22:34:23 Reply

At 3/13/13 10:33 PM, Viper50 wrote: I chewed on pennies when I was bored before ._.
Amazingly I didn't swallow any....

I used to suck on coins all the time


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Response to Most awful smell you've smelled 2013-03-13 22:34:50 Reply

At 3/13/13 10:34 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 3/13/13 10:33 PM, Viper50 wrote: I chewed on pennies when I was bored before ._.
Amazingly I didn't swallow any....
I used to suck on coins all the time

is that all you sucked?

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Response to Most awful smell you've smelled 2013-03-13 22:39:45 Reply

Chiobani yogurt


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Response to Most awful smell you've smelled 2013-03-13 23:05:55 Reply

Don't they say that once you smell the decaying rot of human flesh it never quite leaves your nose?


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