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Lots of things, cologne,cook for dude,clothes, vidya games he likes, lingerie he likes seeing you in, ????
Are you not Entertained ?!?
At 2/2/13 02:31 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: I'm thinking Beer pot and sex sounds like a fantastic night. Maybe I'll just keep it simple
Please do something thoughtful. BACON AND SEX AND BEER only goes so far before it becomes generic. There's nothing wrong with getting him toughs things but something personal would be nice too.
buy something thoughtful and meaningful
now throw it away and blow him
men aren't hard
I'm a single father and a multimillionaire.
I know I'm generally a woman at heart for saying stuff like this, but I usually like love letters and artsy and craftsy stuff made by my girlfriend. they're honestly the best gifts
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At 2/2/13 07:10 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Buy the biggest pack of condoms and wrap them up with a note saying these are all getting used tonight.Or anal.
The condom part is a good idea
At 2/2/13 03:06 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:At 2/2/13 02:56 PM, littlegonkyboy wrote:
lol, This is the typical scenario of a boy. A man would take his women for a lavish day out and spoil her rotten, then take her back home, (his home, not his mom's home) and fuck her in every hole. None of this, excuse me dear, (wobbling knees) do you think I could possibly... NO. FUCK HER. Meaning you don't ask. You just FUCK her.
a man couldn't be romantic sometimes? and yeah, that's the tipycal scenario of a boy
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At 2/2/13 11:19 PM, AshleKetchem wrote:At 2/2/13 07:10 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Buy the biggest pack of condoms and wrap them up with a note saying these are all getting used tonight.The condom part is a good ideaOr anal.
Screw condoms. Condoms are so impersonal. like you fuck your coworker with a condom. Go out and buy some lingerie (anything french maid-esque is usually good). First off, since the men of this world have sunken to a point where chivalry is now dead, at least Valentine's Day should be one day where your man can truly be a gentleman to you, let him cater to you. if he loves you, that should be the biggest thing he's looking forward to that day. For instance, I bought my girlfriend some lingerie(cause we are still a relatively new couple and i'm showing her what I like), a necklace, clothes, her favorite chocolate, and I will be getting her roses, and I am taking her out to dinner. Let him fucking pamper you and treat you like a princess like any proper gentleman should. Go out to a nice restaurant, dress fancy, make sure HE PAYS! then return home, tell him to get comfy on the couch and that you just need to run to the bathroom quick, change into the lingerie and come out scantily dressed and once he sees you, walk straight up to him, get on his lap and reward him for all his efforts throughout the day
At 2/3/13 05:36 AM, killer32 wrote: Give him black ops 2.
It's not what I would want be I'd go with this.
Since I don't have a girlfriend, what my folks mostly do is give out valentine candy to my brother and I. Last year, they simply put it out one night like Santa would. So I guess we should say that Cupid put that candy there? He's the closest Valentine's Day has to an Easter Bunny/Santa Claus figure.
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At 2/9/13 12:59 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:At 2/3/13 05:36 AM, killer32 wrote: Give him black ops 2.I object. GTA 5 would be much better .
I agree with this. I'd much rather play GTA than some shitty Call Of Duty game.