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I agree with what supergandhi64 said. We can't possibly know what he wants. He's an individual, so he can have different likes than other men. You should be able to know what he wants. Also lol at all the perverted replies, this shows how less some people know about real love.
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At 2/2/13 12:20 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: On valentines day?
Beer & a blowjob.
A blowjob.
OH, for Valentine's Day?
A blowjob.
i don't have a girlfriend so i can't tell it precisely :(
but i would like a situation like this if i had it:
inviting her at my home, eating a homemade dinner (or at least that what im going to try to do.. i can't cook), then watching a movie and then i would take her to my bedroom and lay her on my bed, and then after getting under the pillow.... CUDDLES!! :3
(i love cuddles) and then some sex... i hope.
yeah i know.. it looks like the tipycal scenario of those honey-filled romantic teeny movies.
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At 2/2/13 02:56 PM, littlegonkyboy wrote: i don't have a girlfriend so i can't tell it precisely :(
but i would like a situation like this if i had it:
inviting her at my home, eating a homemade dinner (or at least that what im going to try to do.. i can't cook), then watching a movie and then i would take her to my bedroom and lay her on my bed, and then after getting under the pillow.... CUDDLES!! :3
(i love cuddles) and then some sex... i hope.
yeah i know.. it looks like the tipycal scenario of those honey-filled romantic teeny movies.
lol, This is the typical scenario of a boy. A man would take his women for a lavish day out and spoil her rotten, then take her back home, (his home, not his mom's home) and fuck her in every hole. None of this, excuse me dear, (wobbling knees) do you think I could possibly... NO. FUCK HER. Meaning you don't ask. You just FUCK her.
On valentines day?
I'm moving out, so I'll have my own place this year. My boyfriends 23 if that matters
Whats the perfect valentines day for a man?
I need gift ideas! Food ideas? IDEAS in general
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At 2/2/13 12:20 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: On valentines day?
I'm moving out, so I'll have my own place this year. My boyfriends 23 if that matters
Whats the perfect valentines day for a man?
I need gift ideas! Food ideas? IDEAS in general
I am sure you could find an answer in those magazine articles you were reading. Though it would likely be bullshit.
I personally would love having a nice romantic candlelit dinner, with a nice bottle of red wine as we simply eat the homemade meal / nicely ordered meal in private. Then follow it up with making out and sex later into the night.
Whether he would want that? idk, sadly most guys probably wouldn't, but I would love it.
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Buy the biggest pack of condoms and wrap them up with a note saying these are all getting used tonight.
Or anal.
At 2/2/13 12:20 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: On valentines day?
pussy. like why are you even asking this question
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@AshleKetchem What's your budget and what are his hobbies?
Something heartfelt, in addition to your sexual methods.
Lots of things, cologne,cook for dude,clothes, vidya games he likes, lingerie he likes seeing you in, ????
Sex.
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At 2/2/13 02:31 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: I'm thinking Beer pot and sex sounds like a fantastic night. Maybe I'll just keep it simple
Please do something thoughtful. BACON AND SEX AND BEER only goes so far before it becomes generic. There's nothing wrong with getting him toughs things but something personal would be nice too.
buy something thoughtful and meaningful
now throw it away and blow him
seriously
men aren't hard
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Not to be nagged to oblivion about how he is "morally obligated" to do something for you
Beer, sammich and sex. he can be 23 or 53 and that'll be what he wants.
Most of us could care less. Just give a bit of recognition and sex and we're good.
Tell us some of his interests.
Anal, he wants anal...
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I know I'm generally a woman at heart for saying stuff like this, but I usually like love letters and artsy and craftsy stuff made by my girlfriend. they're honestly the best gifts
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Sex.
Approach your boyfriend semi-naked, and make him aware that your body is his for the whole day. Let him do whatever he wants to you. Within reason, of course.
At 2/2/13 07:10 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Buy the biggest pack of condoms and wrap them up with a note saying these are all getting used tonight.
Or anal.
The condom part is a good idea
At 2/2/13 11:00 PM, Xenomit wrote: Approach your boyfriend semi-naked, and make him aware that your body is his for the whole day. Let him do whatever he wants to you. Within reason, of course.
I wish that'd work for me but I guess my guy is too spoiled, he sees no value in that kind of stuff because it's no more special than any other day. Luckily I do have my gifts planned out already :)
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At 2/2/13 03:06 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:At 2/2/13 02:56 PM, littlegonkyboy wrote:
lol, This is the typical scenario of a boy. A man would take his women for a lavish day out and spoil her rotten, then take her back home, (his home, not his mom's home) and fuck her in every hole. None of this, excuse me dear, (wobbling knees) do you think I could possibly... NO. FUCK HER. Meaning you don't ask. You just FUCK her.
a man couldn't be romantic sometimes? and yeah, that's the tipycal scenario of a boy
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At 2/2/13 03:06 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: lol, This is the typical scenario of a boy. A man would take his women for a lavish day out and spoil her rotten, then take her back home, (his home, not his mom's hom) her in every hole. None of this, me dear, (wobbling knees) do you think I could possibly... NO. FUCK HER. Meaning you don't ask. You just FUCK her.
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At 2/2/13 11:19 PM, AshleKetchem wrote:At 2/2/13 07:10 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Buy the biggest pack of condoms and wrap them up with a note saying these are all getting used tonight.The condom part is a good idea
Or anal.
Screw condoms. Condoms are so impersonal. like you fuck your coworker with a condom. Go out and buy some lingerie (anything french maid-esque is usually good). First off, since the men of this world have sunken to a point where chivalry is now dead, at least Valentine's Day should be one day where your man can truly be a gentleman to you, let him cater to you. if he loves you, that should be the biggest thing he's looking forward to that day. For instance, I bought my girlfriend some lingerie(cause we are still a relatively new couple and i'm showing her what I like), a necklace, clothes, her favorite chocolate, and I will be getting her roses, and I am taking her out to dinner. Let him fucking pamper you and treat you like a princess like any proper gentleman should. Go out to a nice restaurant, dress fancy, make sure HE PAYS! then return home, tell him to get comfy on the couch and that you just need to run to the bathroom quick, change into the lingerie and come out scantily dressed and once he sees you, walk straight up to him, get on his lap and reward him for all his efforts throughout the day