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Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat

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Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 10:05:16


Reasons why the Earth is flat:
1) Gravity on Earth is higher than other planets of comparable size. Why? Well, that is because the Earth is actually spining fast, simulating stronger gravity. OBVIOUSLY the shape the Earth would have to be in to have such high gravity would be a flat shape, not a curved one.
2) There are no dark spots when the Earth moves, prove me wrong.
3) Er, go here for more info: http://theflatearthsociety.org/cms/.

Discuss.

Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 10:10:17


You're the legendary beast of rational thinking and reasoning. I can't prove you wrong...


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Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 10:16:03


Creationist!

Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 10:29:07


At 1/9/13 10:05 AM, Ononymous wrote: 3) Er, go here for more info: http://theflatearthsociety.org/cms/.

mfw this actually exists

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Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 11:06:38


Which axis is it spinning along?

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Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 11:17:06


At 1/9/13 10:05 AM, Ononymous wrote: Reasons why the Earth is flat:
1) Gravity on Earth is higher than other planets of comparable size. Why? Well, that is because the Earth is actually spining

Yeah, we're spinning so fast that we can't tell that it's changing from night to day rapidly.


Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?

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Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 11:21:03


Well, fuck. Guess if we sail far enough out in a boat, we'll fall off the edge.


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Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 11:26:18


That site is a whole bunch of mentally handicapped teenage rebels. I hope the OP is joking, honestly.


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Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 11:32:22


Nope, I'm pretty sure it's round. Here's a pic to prove I'm right.

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Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 11:33:42


I'm reading their wiki and I still can't tell if it's a joke. Haha.


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Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 11:41:44


Lol I checked their wiki and clicked "frequently asked questions" whereas the first one was "Is this a joke?" and answered with "This site is not a joke. We are actively promoting the Flat Earth Movement worldwide. There are, admittedly, several non-serious flat earth posters, but they are fairly easy to identify. "...

Well I for one think the existence of it alone counts as a joke. Intentional or not.


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Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 11:42:06


At 1/9/13 11:33 AM, poxpower wrote: I'm reading their wiki and I still can't tell if it's a joke. Haha.

It can't be, because they said so!


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Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 11:52:33


Well according to wikipedia, they aren't faking it although I wonder what % of the current members are in it for reasons other than a joke. They have just a little over 400 members now.

So most likely, there's at best like 5 people who believe this : p


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Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 12:05:11


I honestly can't see how anyone would actually believe in this; what with images from space of the Earth (clearly showing it's not flat) and the fact that no one's ever fallen off the (non-existent) edge of the Earth.


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Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 12:06:13


Can't everyone see that we are both right? It's flat because when we look outside or whatever it's flat and there is no curve indicating it's shape, but the higher we go the shape of the earth change's to a sphere shape,
mystery solved.

Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 12:08:33


At 1/9/13 11:30 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: it's true... here's a picture of what the illuminati doesn't want you to know. save it before it gets taken down

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Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 12:10:46


Holy fucking shit. Their wiki doesn't just say the Earth is flat, it says that Gravity doesn't exist.


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Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 12:20:06


I suggest Pastafarianism. Much more fun than fundamentalism.

Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 13:20:02


my 8th grade science teacher believed this shit veara i think it was


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Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 13:58:44


I know for a fact this is true. I fell off the edge of the earth once and scraped my knee. I still have the scar to prove it.


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Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 14:03:35


Columbus was a phony, he just went the other way, instead of going near the edge.


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Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 14:12:37


At 1/9/13 12:10 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Holy fucking shit. Their wiki doesn't just say the Earth is flat, it says that Gravity doesn't exist.

Well, some physicists...like Stephen Hawking and Einstein, propose that gravity, as most understand it, does not exist.

Just saying

Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 14:39:39


At 1/9/13 10:05 AM, Ononymous wrote: Reasons why the Earth is flat:
1) Gravity on Earth is higher than other planets of comparable size. Why? Well, that is because the Earth is actually spining fast, simulating stronger gravity. OBVIOUSLY the shape the Earth would have to be in to have such high gravity would be a flat shape, not a curved one.

Your first grade teacher would like to have a word with you.

2) There are no dark spots when the Earth moves, prove me wrong.

What you mean that thing called night time?

3) Er, go here for more info: http://theflatearthsociety.org/cms/.

No the link alone wreaks of bullshittiery


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Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 15:21:00


At 1/9/13 10:05 AM, Ononymous wrote: 2) There are no dark spots when the Earth moves, prove me wrong.

A Lunar Eclipse is when the Earth passes between the Sun and Moon, thus casting Earth's shadow across the surface of the Moon.

Any questions?


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Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 15:53:45


At 1/9/13 11:32 AM, Happygrounder wrote: Nope, I'm pretty sure it's round. Here's a pic to prove I'm right.

That picture looks pretty flat to me.


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Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 18:09:19


Earth is a hexagon spread the word


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Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 18:17:18


Ive sailed all the way around the world,unless it was round i would have fell off


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Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 18:20:56


At 1/9/13 03:53 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: That picture looks pretty flat to me.

How?

Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 18:23:03


We can't be on a flat world, as Discworld has a land of gold to counterbalance the planet which we don't possess!


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Response to Shocking Proof the Earth is Flat 2013-01-09 18:23:05


At 1/9/13 12:06 PM, chupacabras89 wrote: Can't everyone see that we are both right? It's flat because when we look outside or whatever it's flat and there is no curve indicating it's shape, but the higher we go the shape of the earth change's to a sphere shape,
mystery solved.

If the Earth is flat when you're standing on it, then why do mountains disappear over the horizon?