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Newgrounds 2013-01-06 15:24:43


Can't we just cuddle?

Response to Newgrounds 2013-01-06 15:26:00


No, fuck off.

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Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.

ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to Newgrounds 2013-01-06 15:27:09


At 1/6/13 03:25 PM, Scary wrote: you sure like making topics

Yeah, the good ones never come so I get bored and make my own.

Response to Newgrounds 2013-01-06 15:40:35


At 1/6/13 03:26 PM, Slint wrote: No, fuck off.

All I want is a hug.

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I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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Response to Newgrounds 2013-01-06 15:55:38


At 1/6/13 03:24 PM, TheColourAwesome wrote: Can't we just cuddle?

Okay, but no longer than 12 seconds and no touching private areas during it.


When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.

Youtube, Twitch: Mostly games

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Response to Newgrounds 2013-01-06 15:58:29


We could. Theoretically speaking.
..but yeah


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Response to Newgrounds 2013-01-06 15:59:24


only if it doesn't involve eye contact.


The work, which becomes a new genre itself, will be called...

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Response to Newgrounds 2013-01-06 16:03:28


All you had to do was ask...

no, fuck you.

PSN:Ryder-Omega/Steam:Ryder Omega

I'm that lazy bastard who doesn't bother to take down his damn Christmas lights. I still have the fucking kriss-kringle hats from last year!

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Response to Newgrounds 2013-01-06 16:04:23


At 1/6/13 03:28 PM, notYert wrote: no get your disgusting hands off of me

i'm going to fuck you one day yert

Response to Newgrounds 2013-01-06 16:28:08


At 1/6/13 03:40 PM, Boomstick wrote:
At 1/6/13 03:26 PM, Slint wrote: No, fuck off.
All I want is a hug.

Well played.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.

ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to Newgrounds 2013-01-06 21:12:18


Newgrounds cuddles no one.

Mostly because newgrounds has no arms, legs, or torso.

I apologize in advance.

Response to Newgrounds 2013-01-06 21:14:28


At 1/6/13 03:40 PM, Boomstick wrote:
At 1/6/13 03:26 PM, Slint wrote: No, fuck off.
All I want is a hug.

Now was that so hard?

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STEAM

"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit

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Response to Newgrounds 2013-01-06 21:39:50


At 1/6/13 03:27 PM, TheColourAwesome wrote:
At 1/6/13 03:25 PM, Scary wrote: you sure like making topics
Yeah, the good ones never come so I get bored and make my own.

Because this was a reeeeally good one


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Response to Newgrounds 2013-01-06 21:59:28


At 1/6/13 09:44 PM, Xenomit wrote: I'd rather go on a walk

I'm ready for this one

It's not a thread until someone tells Xenomit to fuck off.
... So fuck off.


[PSN/Steam- Airbourne238]

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Response to Newgrounds 2013-01-07 00:06:20


At 1/6/13 04:04 PM, TheColourAwesome wrote:
At 1/6/13 03:28 PM, notYert wrote: no get your disgusting hands off of me
i'm going to fuck you one day yert

Make sure its in the mouth,that bootys mine


Hi

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Response to Newgrounds 2013-01-07 00:13:27


At 1/7/13 12:07 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/6/13 09:59 PM, POTaTOS wrote:
At 1/6/13 09:44 PM, Xenomit wrote: I'd rather go on a walk

I'm ready for this one
It's not a thread until someone tells Xenomit to fuck off.
... So fuck off.
PPPFFFTTTTT

your destruction of towns is,,,UNACCEPTABLE IN EVERY WAY


Hi

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Response to Newgrounds 2013-01-07 02:28:04


I don't give freebies, cough up some cash first


"It's taking all my might to restrain from dick riding." - HomicidalFrog

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Response to Newgrounds 2013-01-07 02:34:23


At 1/7/13 02:30 AM, selena wrote: I'd love a cuddle but i'm kind of sweaty, is that ok?

Less friction when we're sweaty.

Response to Newgrounds 2013-01-07 02:40:26


At 1/7/13 02:37 AM, selena wrote:
At 1/7/13 02:34 AM, Saen wrote: Less friction when we're sweaty.
I want more friction

Ahaha not for how long I'm able to cuddle.

Response to Newgrounds 2013-01-07 02:40:47


At 1/7/13 02:30 AM, selena wrote: I'd love a cuddle but i'm kind of sweaty, is that ok?

No, towel yourself off.

Response to Newgrounds 2013-01-07 02:46:52


At 1/7/13 02:43 AM, selena wrote:
At 1/7/13 02:40 AM, Saen wrote: Ahaha not for how long I'm able to cuddle.
I like my men quick and embarrassed

Lmao oh wow I couldn't help busting out laughing at 2am..

Response to Newgrounds 2013-01-07 02:48:32


At 1/7/13 02:46 AM, Saen wrote:
At 1/7/13 02:43 AM, selena wrote:
At 1/7/13 02:40 AM, Saen wrote: Ahaha not for how long I'm able to cuddle.
I like my men quick and embarrassed
Lmao oh wow I couldn't help busting out laughing at 2am..

You're such a kiss ass.

Response to Newgrounds 2013-01-07 02:53:13


Buy me dinner first handsome, then we'll see.


This is where I wrote something funny

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