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Is it possible... Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 05:39 PM Reply

To take a shit while standing up straight? This question has been bothering me and I'm not willing to try it out. Hahaha!


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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 05:44 PM Reply

Yeah it's possible. I'd suggest doing it in the shower like me tho since it can get really messy, especially when you have enough asshair to carpet a football stadium

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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 05:47 PM Reply

of course it is possible, why wouldn't it be?


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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 05:50 PM Reply

At 12/14/12 05:47 PM, notYert wrote: of course it is possible, why wouldn't it be?

Standing up could cause a different set of muscles to clench and make it impossible to shit standing up. It's well known that the natural shitting position is a squat, so I think this is a legitimate question.

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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 05:51 PM Reply

At 12/14/12 05:47 PM, notYert wrote: of course it is possible, why wouldn't it be?

Because your butt cheeks are squeezed together hence you have no room to shit. If you squat or sit down, its a lot easier.


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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 05:52 PM Reply

At 12/14/12 05:50 PM, Scintillating wrote:
At 12/14/12 05:47 PM, notYert wrote: of course it is possible, why wouldn't it be?
Standing up could cause a different set of muscles to clench and make it impossible to shit standing up. It's well known that the natural shitting position is a squat, so I think this is a legitimate question.

What if you stood up all the time?


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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 05:55 PM Reply

You can take a shit while running at full speed, so i don't see how standing up would make it impossible to.


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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 07:11 PM Reply

I'm pretty sure dungeon prisoners shat themselves in any position.

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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 07:13 PM Reply

Most likely yes.


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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 07:16 PM Reply

Yeah, but it's more civlized to do it sitting down on a toilet. If you're out in the woods, feel free to shit like that.


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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 07:42 PM Reply

One of those questions...

Standing up is not the natural way, but if you take a laxative in epic proportions you could because the shit would literally flow, but of course is not natural. lol

At 12/14/12 05:39 PM, Seamonky wrote: To take a shit while standing up straight? This question has been bothering me and I'm not willing to try it out. Hahaha!

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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 07:44 PM Reply

You have to bend over slightly, or spread your legs out. Otherwise you just shit all over yourself.


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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 08:11 PM Reply

If you could do it running at full speed, you could do it standing tall.


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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 08:22 PM Reply

I wouldn't recommend it.


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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 08:26 PM Reply

Naturally you're supposed to squat. But yeah you can do it while standing up straight.


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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 09:07 PM Reply

lol. It'd be hard but i'm sure it's possible. We should all try this in the shower


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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 09:39 PM Reply

No other animals have a problem with it. And human babies don't have a problem with it either.


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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 09:53 PM Reply

If it is possible, could doing a handstand while shitting work as well?


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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 10:03 PM Reply

At 12/14/12 09:53 PM, Boomstick wrote: If it is possible, could doing a handstand while shitting work as well?

Yeah but you would get it all over yourself and that would not be a fun trip lol.

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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 10:16 PM Reply

At 12/14/12 08:11 PM, Phobotech wrote: If you could do it running at full speed, you could do it standing tall.

Why? Why does something like this exist?! Why did I laugh?! I hate myseeeeeeeeeelf!

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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 14th, 2012 @ 11:05 PM Reply

Cut your skull. Feces will emit.


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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 15th, 2012 @ 12:36 AM Reply

It's possable. All you need a broom (preferably one with the brush part taken off) and 3 gallons of lube. All you do is lube the broom up nice and sloppy and stand up as strait as you can, you don't want to be on a chair for this. Then you ram the stick strait up your ass. This will straiten you colon out enough for you to just relax and let nature do its course.

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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 15th, 2012 @ 11:33 AM Reply

I'm sure many people have crapped their pants and weren't sitting down. Of course, you're probably referring to whether or not it can be done deliberatedly? I'm going to have to say probably, because most things you can go by reflex (at least the ones that involve your outer body, although that may not be specifically the case here) are possible to do on your own.


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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 15th, 2012 @ 11:35 AM Reply

You should lay down flat and just tense your ass. If you can poop then the answer is yes.

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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 15th, 2012 @ 11:43 AM Reply

At 12/15/12 11:35 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote: You should lay down flat and just tense your ass. If you can poop then the answer is yes.

lol that's a good idea. I don't plan on doing that either though. Hahaha!


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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 15th, 2012 @ 04:52 PM Reply

Yes,just put your legs between the toilet and shit...but that would be preety disgusting

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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 15th, 2012 @ 05:27 PM Reply

This thread and several of the scientific reasonings behind it remind me why this is such a special (needs) audience.

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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 15th, 2012 @ 05:59 PM Reply

Sure you could, though it would be extremely difficult if constipated. Not to mention the shit streak on the inside of your ass cheeks would be incredibly unpleasant. I would suggest standing on the toilet bowl with the seat up, try your best to aim, then immediately take a shower afterward. :\

At 12/14/12 08:11 PM, Phobotech wrote: If you could do it running at full speed, you could do it standing tall.

How could this be anybody's idea of a good time?


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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 15th, 2012 @ 06:09 PM Reply

dude that is fuckin sick. dont post stuff like this.


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Response to Is it possible... Dec. 15th, 2012 @ 06:16 PM Reply

At 12/15/12 05:59 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: Sure you could, though it would be extremely difficult if constipated. Not to mention the shit streak on the inside of your ass cheeks would be incredibly unpleasant. I would suggest standing on the toilet bowl with the seat up, try your best to aim, then immediately take a shower afterward. :\

Yeah, the shower would definitely be a must to take. Just wiping the do do butter off your ass cheeks is gonna be nasty.

dude that is fuckin sick. dont post stuff like this.

Pfft!


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