To take a shit while standing up straight? This question has been bothering me and I'm not willing to try it out. Hahaha!
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At 12/14/12 05:47 PM, notYert wrote: of course it is possible, why wouldn't it be?
Standing up could cause a different set of muscles to clench and make it impossible to shit standing up. It's well known that the natural shitting position is a squat, so I think this is a legitimate question.
At 12/14/12 05:47 PM, notYert wrote: of course it is possible, why wouldn't it be?
Because your butt cheeks are squeezed together hence you have no room to shit. If you squat or sit down, its a lot easier.
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At 12/14/12 05:50 PM, Scintillating wrote:At 12/14/12 05:47 PM, notYert wrote: of course it is possible, why wouldn't it be?Standing up could cause a different set of muscles to clench and make it impossible to shit standing up. It's well known that the natural shitting position is a squat, so I think this is a legitimate question.
What if you stood up all the time?
I'm pretty sure dungeon prisoners shat themselves in any position.
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Yeah, but it's more civlized to do it sitting down on a toilet. If you're out in the woods, feel free to shit like that.
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Standing up is not the natural way, but if you take a laxative in epic proportions you could because the shit would literally flow, but of course is not natural. lol
At 12/14/12 05:39 PM, Seamonky wrote: To take a shit while standing up straight? This question has been bothering me and I'm not willing to try it out. Hahaha!
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You have to bend over slightly, or spread your legs out. Otherwise you just shit all over yourself.
If you could do it running at full speed, you could do it standing tall.
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Naturally you're supposed to squat. But yeah you can do it while standing up straight.
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No other animals have a problem with it. And human babies don't have a problem with it either.
If it is possible, could doing a handstand while shitting work as well?
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At 12/14/12 09:53 PM, Boomstick wrote: If it is possible, could doing a handstand while shitting work as well?
Yeah but you would get it all over yourself and that would not be a fun trip lol.
At 12/14/12 08:11 PM, Phobotech wrote: If you could do it running at full speed, you could do it standing tall.
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It's possable. All you need a broom (preferably one with the brush part taken off) and 3 gallons of lube. All you do is lube the broom up nice and sloppy and stand up as strait as you can, you don't want to be on a chair for this. Then you ram the stick strait up your ass. This will straiten you colon out enough for you to just relax and let nature do its course.
I'm sure many people have crapped their pants and weren't sitting down. Of course, you're probably referring to whether or not it can be done deliberatedly? I'm going to have to say probably, because most things you can go by reflex (at least the ones that involve your outer body, although that may not be specifically the case here) are possible to do on your own.
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You should lay down flat and just tense your ass. If you can poop then the answer is yes.
At 12/15/12 11:35 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote: You should lay down flat and just tense your ass. If you can poop then the answer is yes.
lol that's a good idea. I don't plan on doing that either though. Hahaha!
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Yes,just put your legs between the toilet and shit...but that would be preety disgusting
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Sure you could, though it would be extremely difficult if constipated. Not to mention the shit streak on the inside of your ass cheeks would be incredibly unpleasant. I would suggest standing on the toilet bowl with the seat up, try your best to aim, then immediately take a shower afterward. :\
At 12/14/12 08:11 PM, Phobotech wrote: If you could do it running at full speed, you could do it standing tall.
How could this be anybody's idea of a good time?
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dude that is fuckin sick. dont post stuff like this.
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At 12/15/12 05:59 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: Sure you could, though it would be extremely difficult if constipated. Not to mention the shit streak on the inside of your ass cheeks would be incredibly unpleasant. I would suggest standing on the toilet bowl with the seat up, try your best to aim, then immediately take a shower afterward. :\
Yeah, the shower would definitely be a must to take. Just wiping the do do butter off your ass cheeks is gonna be nasty.
dude that is fuckin sick. dont post stuff like this.
Pfft!
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