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How can this NOT turn you on?

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Response to How can this NOT turn you on? 2012-11-30 17:20:20


At 11/30/12 04:06 PM, naronic wrote: The ultra sound of her younger hotter sister is looking better by the minute

A) That plane design is flawed.
B) That cabin would give passengers headaches.
C) Fuck Airbus...they're cool and all, but Boeing makes better planes.


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Response to How can this NOT turn you on? 2012-11-30 22:51:20


At 11/30/12 09:44 PM, Slacker013 wrote: Hindenburg has nothing on the 747... Japan Airlines Flight 123 The "Reise, Reise" album is actually dedicated to the crash...

Of course, the 747 is the most popular plane, with so many out there, there will be problems. No, the real modern hundenburg were DC-10s.

Also, only the old 747s had the worst accidents, and most of the blame lies on maitenece crews...not the plane itself! I am a pilot bitchez! GET ON MY FUCKING LEVEL!


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Response to How can this NOT turn you on? 2012-12-01 00:11:35


At 11/30/12 11:58 PM, Slacker013 wrote: A certain TWA flight wasn't at fault of maintenance crew but by a safety device installed in the gas tank... story ends "they all died"

Yeah, one fault. And the 747 has only gotten better. Every day there are hundreds of 747s in the air. How many of them crash? I don't think a single one has in 15 years. And if one has it was probably in shitfuckistan where they have no federal aviation regulations. You can't beat me bruv.


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Response to How can this NOT turn you on? 2012-12-01 00:19:27


Too bad I'm 6'4" and only like sleeping on my stomach, because that reclining seat bed is amazing.


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Response to How can this NOT turn you on? 2012-12-01 00:25:39


At 12/1/12 12:19 AM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: Too bad I'm 6'4" and only like sleeping on my stomach, because that reclining seat bed is amazing.

Why not just roll over? And yes they are amazing, I was flying Lufthansa first class on a 747-400 and wow, talk about comfortable, seriously, they're not seats as much as they are twin beds.


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Response to How can this NOT turn you on? 2012-12-01 08:11:06


Today i learned two very important things:

- People who jerk off to planes exist.
- People who jerk off to planes have a chip on their shoulders.


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Response to How can this NOT turn you on? 2012-12-01 08:53:56


Like I've before, I like em Asian.

How can this NOT turn you on?


Fun to play with, even better to eat.

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Response to How can this NOT turn you on? 2012-12-01 14:17:03


Yay, a Naz-, I mean German plane.


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Response to How can this NOT turn you on? 2012-12-01 17:16:11


at least this wasn't a furry thread.


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Response to How can this NOT turn you on? 2012-12-01 17:20:36


This doesn't turn me on since I'm not a Mechaphilliac


I am lovin' me some Retro Haze .

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Response to How can this NOT turn you on? 2012-12-01 21:39:10


At 12/1/12 02:17 PM, scoutthesoldier wrote: Yay, a Naz-, I mean German plane.

Someone doesn't get that Boeing is an American company...how cute.


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Response to How can this NOT turn you on? 2012-12-01 22:13:45


I love Boeing. The 737 is still my favorite though.


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Response to How can this NOT turn you on? 2012-12-01 22:27:09


At 12/1/12 08:53 AM, Vasconium wrote: Like I've (said) before, I like em Asian.

Fixed it for. Also, does this do it for you? (NSFW!!!!)

How can this NOT turn you on?


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Response to How can this NOT turn you on? 2012-12-01 22:30:55


Eh, sorry, i'm not planesexual.


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