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Who would win? Bruce Lee vs Rambo.

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Watching some old horror movies on AMC's fearfest brings back memories of old movies. Thinking of some old movies I was just thinking who would win Bruce Lee vs Rambo (A.K.A Sylvester Stallone).

And it does not have to be limited to just their fists... give them nunchucks if ya want.

I dont know if Stallone has any real fight training im shure he does but Bruce Lee also has pleanty of training, he even made is own movie called the game of death.


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Response to Who would win? Bruce Lee vs Rambo. 2012-10-29 18:28:55


At 10/29/12 06:25 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: well rambo has a gun right?

Shure why not. I already typed they can have weapons not just their fists.


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Response to Who would win? Bruce Lee vs Rambo. 2012-10-29 18:30:37


At 10/29/12 06:24 PM, Entice wrote: Bruce Lee was an amazing martial artist,

Agreed.


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Response to Who would win? Bruce Lee vs Rambo. 2012-10-29 18:35:07


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Response to Who would win? Bruce Lee vs Rambo. 2012-10-29 18:38:12


If it's hand-to-hand, then Bruce Lee would win without a doubt. Give them weapons though, and Rambo has a chance with his M60. Only way Bruce Lee could counter that is if he deflects the bullets with his nunchucks, which he so would, so even with a gun, Rambo loses.

Response to Who would win? Bruce Lee vs Rambo. 2012-10-29 18:43:21


At 10/29/12 06:38 PM, Klobb17 wrote: If it's hand-to-hand, then Bruce Lee would win without a doubt. Give them weapons though, and Rambo has a chance with his M60. Only way Bruce Lee could counter that is if he deflects the bullets with his nunchucks, which he so would, so even with a gun, Rambo loses.

I like how to put pleanty of thought into that. Truly Bruce Lee makes fighting a art.


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Response to Who would win? Bruce Lee vs Rambo. 2012-10-30 03:18:31


I would definitely say Rambo. I've seen all 4 Rambo movies so many times, that I've lost count.

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Response to Who would win? Bruce Lee vs Rambo. 2012-10-30 03:33:06


they would probably both die


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Response to Who would win? Bruce Lee vs Rambo. 2012-10-30 04:16:27


Bruce Lee would make it the quickest fight Rambo never won.


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Response to Who would win? Bruce Lee vs Rambo. 2012-10-30 04:47:24


Bruce Lee. Rambo is more brute force that Bruce Lee could beat by using against him.

Response to Who would win? Bruce Lee vs Rambo. 2012-10-30 04:51:48


rambo was a movie character

bruce lee is an actual badass


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Response to Who would win? Bruce Lee vs Rambo. 2012-10-30 05:02:30


At 10/30/12 04:51 AM, JulesGatz wrote: rambo was a movie character

bruce lee is an actual badass

Of course, but hypothetically. I mean, Bruce Lee's also dead at this point, and I don't think 'ol "Expendables 2" eraSly would want to take a few cracks at a corpse.


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Response to Who would win? Bruce Lee vs Rambo. 2012-10-30 05:51:54


If it was a Fight fight, Bruce Lee.

Gun Fight, Rambo.

Response to Who would win? Bruce Lee vs Rambo. 2012-10-30 06:05:29


At 10/30/12 05:51 AM, darknight17 wrote: If it was a Fight fight, Bruce Lee.

Gun Fight, Rambo.

I meant to say Fist Fight.

Response to Who would win? Bruce Lee vs Rambo. 2012-10-30 08:00:27


Rambo = Arnold, Arnold = Bodybuilder, actor, not a fighter propably doesn't even know how to fire a real gun.
Bruce Lee = Martial arts expert, knows how to disarm, knows how to use knives and other weapons.
Rambo would end up with a dick in his mouth.

Response to Who would win? Bruce Lee vs Rambo. 2012-10-30 08:17:55


I think Bruce Cambell would win.


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Response to Who would win? Bruce Lee vs Rambo. 2012-10-30 08:21:13


Bruce Lee is a bad-ass, Stallone just played one (that being Rambo).


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Response to Who would win? Bruce Lee vs Rambo. 2012-10-30 08:31:05


Funny how "No One" has mentioned the way Bruce Lee "Died"


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Response to Who would win? Bruce Lee vs Rambo. 2012-10-30 08:58:56


At 10/30/12 08:31 AM, Kanon wrote: Funny how "No One" has mentioned the way Bruce Lee "Died"

Cerebral edema brought by hypersensitivity to aspirin. Awfully sad ending to a live, but he was a bad-ass nevertheless.

Or you can believe to conspiracy theories whereas some people think he killed by a "death touch", for learning westerns about martial arts or that the triads poisoned him.


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Response to Who would win? Bruce Lee vs Rambo. 2012-10-30 09:30:34


At 10/30/12 08:31 AM, Kanon wrote: Funny how "No One" has mentioned the way Bruce Lee "Died"

I was about to say that he died while making the crow, but then I remembered that it was his son who died that way...


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Response to Who would win? Bruce Lee vs Rambo. 2012-10-30 22:59:26


Bruce Lee all the way.

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Who would win? Bruce Lee vs Rambo.


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Response to Who would win? Bruce Lee vs Rambo. 2012-10-30 23:02:08


Rambo obviously, since

GUNS > MARTIAL ARTS

Response to Who would win? Bruce Lee vs Rambo. 2012-10-30 23:03:44


i was going t say bruce lee but the character of rambo has been thru trauma. when yu r sent bumfuck insane on a murder rampage from a psychotic meltdown bruce lees wings from pull ups and flyin his ass noweherre with a nife up his nuts. though i dont know bruce lee is pretty dope this is a tough question to answer bruce lee has mad skills and kood just swan kick that fucker in the eye socke.t could go either way depending on the environment and conditions of the fight really when it gets this even


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Response to Who would win? Bruce Lee vs Rambo. 2012-10-30 23:08:21


At 10/29/12 06:28 PM, fmn335 wrote:
At 10/29/12 06:25 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: well rambo has a gun right?
Shure why not. I already typed they can have weapons not just their fists.

Conversation end.


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Response to Who would win? Bruce Lee vs Rambo. 2012-10-30 23:37:56


Absolutely Bruce Lee. I don't even know why this is even in the air. Sure you could argue with the guns issue but Bruce Lee is really fast.


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