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Your first ticket ?

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Your first ticket ? 2012-10-23 19:30:53


What was your first ticket that you got when you got busted by the cops ?

Mine was a parking ticket.

So newgrounds, what was yours ?

Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-23 19:31:34


Never gotten a ticket yet because I'm not a delinquent.


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Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-23 19:57:05


I have never gotten a ticket ever.
And I don't do anything that would warrant my getting a ticket either.


Formally known as Viper50

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Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-23 20:01:23


I've only been driving for about two years now, but I have yet to get a ticket.


Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?

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Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-23 20:02:54


I have yet to get a ticket for anything whatsoever. Hoorah.


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Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-23 20:59:14


I got that ticket the first day I had my driver's license. Not a cool moment of life I can tell y'all that but at least I didn't lose it hehe.

Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-23 21:06:31


Over a decade of driving and not a single one.


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-23 21:26:03


Never.
Been driving for about 6-7 years, and my own supercharged car to use for 4 which I've racked up 50k miles on.
I average 80-90mph on rt87, occasionally hit 100.
I hit 130mph my first time on my way to DC, to watch the stewart/colbert rally. Had to try and beat my friends who were flying there since Oprah gave them all free tix under their seats during one of stewart's daily shows (beat them by an hour)
It's pretty rare that I need to let someone pass me, even though I'm burning through the left lane. As sexist as it is, most of these drivers crazier than I are young females. Can't remember the last time a bro tailed me at 100+.

I'm probably just super, super lucky. NY is a great state to speed in, but it comes at a hefty price:
-You have to be able to identify the make of every single car on both sides of the highway instantly. I know what vehicles the undercover enforcers drive, and after some practice you can spot them pretty easily. Pro-tip, they're all modified versions of that particular vehicle's make (to fit lights, a new mirror or 2, etc) and they're never dirty.
-You have to slow down in densely wooded areas of the highway, and there's no way around that unless you like to gamble. Even if you know where police like to hide, you simply can't spot them in time, which brings me to my next point,
-You need good vision. If you can't spot a police car way in the distance before he sees you, you're done. While I don't speed at night, it's quite a benefit to be able to identify the reflection of the stripe on the side of an enforcer vehicle from a distance. But again, at night you're still prone to undercover cops - it's too fuckin dark to see them!
-You have to pay attention, all the god damned time. Your mind should never stray from looking for cops. If your drive consists of playing some mellow music and zoning out, chances are you'll have a bad time trying to speed. I always have fast music playing, I can concentrate better when I'm super focused, and I enjoy the challenge. This tip can be a pro or a con depending on how much you like/dislike driving

also a disclaimer, never speed with other people in your car, asshole


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Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-23 21:47:20


At 10/23/12 09:35 PM, Entice wrote: Holy shit I went 120 on an almost deserted 8 lane toll road and that was way to fast for comfort why would you even try to go 130.

Top speed of my car is a little over 150, don't think I'll ever get there unless on a racing track again


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Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-23 21:51:06


At 10/23/12 09:47 PM, STEM wrote: Top speed of my car is a little over 150, don't think I'll ever get there unless on a racing track again

Dude the top speed on my Ranchero is 85.

looks like i'll never go into the future......

Formally known as Viper50

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Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-23 21:55:17


At 10/23/12 09:51 PM, Viper50 wrote:
looks like i'll never go into the future......

Strange things happen at 88

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Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-23 22:11:51


At 10/23/12 10:07 PM, daethdrain wrote: jk STEM jk my uncle is fine.

right in the sympathy!

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Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-23 22:16:34


50 in a 35 LIKE A FUCKIN BOSS


I always come with a good plan, when that dont work I switch out to the hood plan

,.l.. >_< ..l.,

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Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-23 22:18:01


At 10/23/12 09:35 PM, Entice wrote:
At 10/23/12 09:33 PM, FBIpolux wrote:
At 10/23/12 09:26 PM, STEM wrote: I hit 130mph my first time on my way to DC, to watch the stewart/colbert rally.
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Holy shit I went 120 on an almost deserted 8 lane toll road and that was way to fast for comfort why would you even try to go 130.

I hit 120 on a nearly deserted 4 lane road HOLY SHIT it was fun...but then traffic shoowed up so i had to hit that brake :(


I always come with a good plan, when that dont work I switch out to the hood plan

,.l.. >_< ..l.,

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Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-23 22:31:27


At 10/23/12 09:36 PM, FBIpolux wrote: People die for the stupidest reasons. STEM is the living proof.

Hey, man. YOLO.


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Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-23 22:36:18


At 10/23/12 10:31 PM, jjjkuk wrote:
At 10/23/12 09:36 PM, FBIpolux wrote: People die for the stupidest reasons. STEM is the living proof.
Hey, man. YOLO.

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Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-23 22:55:58


Earlier this year, I did a rolling stop (slowed down but didn't completely stop) at a stop sign right by a cop in a neighborhood. He pulled me over as I was about to turn onto a main road, so I had to stop the car and put it in reverse to talk to the officer. In doing this, I hit the pedal too hard and thumped the front of his police cruiser with the back of my car. No serious damage was done, but I ended up getting my first ticket from a pretty angry policeman. Wasn't fun.


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Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-23 23:17:05


I've been driving legally for 6 years, and have never gotten a ticket. Of course, the only fast car I've owned (and still have) is a 1969 Pontiac GTO.


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Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-23 23:18:16


I got a ticket once for driving.


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Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-24 00:03:03


2 a nicelbak concsserttttt


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Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-24 00:09:46


First ticket... Hmmm so long ago it seems.

It was a few days after my birthday a few years back. I was really mad, and was speeding down a street. The Cop was a total asshole, handed me my ticket, and said, "Happy belated birthday." Asshole deserves to be gut-kicked.

Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-24 00:27:45


At 10/23/12 07:30 PM, DP00 wrote: What was your first ticket that you got when you got busted by the cops ?

Mine was a parking ticket.

So newgrounds, what was yours ?

Mostly for speeding when I was younger. I had a pretty nice sporty car as a teenager so I got no remorse from the cops. After I graduated highschool I got pulled over a few times and now they're just like okay slow it down a bit hehe.


Click my sig to see my awesome youtube videos. I guarentee you'll like them or you can fuck my cats.

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Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-24 00:34:26


I got pulled over for the FIRST time evar in my driving life this past weekend on sum bull, I thanked Geeezus I didn't get a citation though


Are you not Entertained ?!?

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Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-24 13:42:41


At 10/24/12 12:09 AM, DarkMatter wrote: First ticket... Hmmm so long ago it seems.

It was a few days after my birthday a few years back. I was really mad, and was speeding down a street. The Cop was a total asshole, handed me my ticket, and said, "Happy belated birthday." Asshole deserves to be GUTTED

i fixed it for yah


I always come with a good plan, when that dont work I switch out to the hood plan

,.l.. >_< ..l.,

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Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-24 13:47:08


I think I got a free Ringling Bros. Ticket when I was born and it never expires, unfortunately my sister ripped it when she was like 3.


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Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-24 15:02:19


I've never had a ticket before because I don't suck at driving.


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Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-24 21:23:26


At 10/24/12 12:03 AM, Boss wrote: 2 a nicelbak concsserttttt

Dolan pls.

Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-25 00:49:35


Well, I've gotten a whole ton of parking tickets. That was probably the first ticket I ever got.

I've gotten a ticket for speding, but that's pretty much it.


Yay, more jokes!

Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-27 01:38:54


At 10/23/12 11:18 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: I got a ticket once for driving.

Public roads in a nutshell.

I wiped out two mailboxes in a row once, and I stayed at least 6 mph over the limit for 7 hours per week in high school, but I've never gotten a ticket. Iowa's entire legal system is pretty lazy in my opinion.


The simple fact is that some people will never be happy, no matter how good their lives are.

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Response to Your first ticket ? 2012-10-27 01:42:19


I ran a stop sign the cop claimed I could have hit him even thought he was 100 feet away and got me for careless driving and the stop sign and no prof of insurance (I didn't have insurance papers due to them being expired and my insurance company was sending me the new ones in the mail) it was $400 USD 280 once I proved I had insurance.

and the cop was a dick the whole time.