You guys will never take my advice so I give up on these forums for good, I do not guarantee my advice will get you a girlfriend, but it will increase your chances, but you will not take it because your self esteem is so low, and it is pathetic, so good day to you .
" Women are dumb sheep who would rather fuck a Silverback than Einstein." - EisUndStahl
"Loser" not "looser" you girlfriendless mongo.
Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.
Because I'm a fat autist who is waiting for some young beauty to walk up to me and ask me out.
loljk I have a gf
At 10/11/12 12:27 PM, apocalypseven wrote: Girls like smart guys
See, this is the shit that pisses me off. When guys think they know everything about girls and tell you to act a certain way because ALL girls like one kind of guy.
Every girl has different tastes, every girl is different. You can't generalize. You just have to be yourself and the right person will come. If you try to be someone you're not, you have to manage to
1) Do a good job of it
2) Act like a fake person the entire relationship
...and even then everything will go wrong.
At 10/11/12 06:24 PM, steph2568 wrote: Girls are gross.
wait until puberty
Its only rape if you say no.
Say no to rape.
I can get a girlfriend, just not the one I want.
AND thats how my cookie crumbles.
Are you not Entertained ?!?
I've been with the same girlfriend since elementary school and I'm in college now.
There's no need for anyone to feel different around the opposite gender, just be yourself guys.
HEY BOO!!!
At 10/11/12 11:15 AM, apocalypseven wrote: I want to know, this is a serious question, I've seen the biggest loosers get hot girls, mabye I can help.
Because I don't want to cheat on my boyfriend.
I have serious commitment issues. No problem giving a girl a good time, but anything longer then like, a week, and I tend to break it off out of sheer fear of what it might become.
Because I'm shy, socially awkward, uninteresting, untalented and etc. etc.
On the up side I am attractive and things could be a lot worse for me.
I'm not a depraved person with a messed up personality or anything
At 10/11/12 10:22 PM, 24901miles wrote: Girlfriends R 4 fagz
And people who aren't suicidally lonely.
And who wants to be those guys, right? Pfft...
"Anything could happen in the next half hour!"
"For the love of God, don't stop pretending you're a dragon!"
At 10/11/12 06:42 PM, kakalxlax wrote:At 10/11/12 06:24 PM, steph2568 wrote: Girls are gross.wait until puberty
Profile says female, so she would probably know better than you.
Anyway: no job, no car, and not very forward with women. I plan on at least fixing the 'no job' issue before I even try to get a girl's attention.
"My love lifes reminiscent of sad turtles in the shade, the again I dont try hoping it'll drop by if not oh well I guess its more bro time."
I'm just a dreamer.
At 10/12/12 12:01 AM, T3XT wrote: Maybe because I'm gay
That would make it hard, yes.
"Anything could happen in the next half hour!"
"For the love of God, don't stop pretending you're a dragon!"
At 10/11/12 11:35 PM, Dawnslayer wrote:At 10/11/12 06:42 PM, kakalxlax wrote:Profile says female, so she would probably know better than you.At 10/11/12 06:24 PM, steph2568 wrote: Girls are gross.wait until puberty
you are so cute
Its only rape if you say no.
Say no to rape.
My inspiration is Danny Devito. If he can do it, anyone can.
Women are dumb sheep who would rather fuck a Silverback than Einstein.
