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The Little Mr Maid.

A porn about cross dressing midgets in maid outfits.

The odfather

The tale a cross eyed mob boss of the 1920s who liked to dress up in women's clothing and play the kazoo.

Shat.
Samuel L. Jackson took a dump.

Irates Of The Caribbean.
Grumpy old men on holiday spend the entire time arguing.

Moral Kombat.
A fighting tournament where everyone fights fair and doesn't make the other person feel too bad if they lose.

Rear Widow:.
A woman loses her husband and turns to the high-stakes world of competitive butt sex.

Take. A film about a kleptomaniac who at one point was a CIA agent.

Braveheat. A movie about a cat in heat who gives her all to reproduce.

30. A tragic film about a man who is diagnosed with cancer and is given a month to live.

Lack Death. A film about people who don't die (Later sued by the people who made Highlander).

At 9/25/12 06:14 PM, Protagonist wrote: How petty.

Oh shut up you big lugg. You people are so silly. No wait..... stupid!

Sperman: A superhero made out of sperm.

James Bon

A well-dressed French Chef leaves his bakery and sets out on an adventure to find the man who stole his family's secret popover recipe.

Batman: The Dark Night Rises

After failing to finish his book report about Batman, a vigilante who seeks out criminals in the dead of night, a young schoolboy struggles to fall asleep.

Sped

A short bus is commandeered by a militant group of mentally handicapped passengers set out to find Disneyland

30

A small clan of Spartan Warriors fall victim to the growing Persian Empire.

Mrs. Attacks

When a popular feminist author publishes a book detailing her plans to take over the male-dominated society, marriages are polarized and a bloody civil war begins in the home!

Evil Dad: A movie about a son who is locked in the basement of his father's cabin out in the woods for disobeying him, but is eventually saved by a stranger named Knowby.

Hot Shot: A crack-shot joins the Army and gains the praise of his superiors, but ends up disliking his time in service.

Bedazzle: A woman seduces every man she meets, then ends up seduced by a man and falls in love with him.

Spaceball: Scientists discover a fascinating star in the sky unlike anything they've ever seen before and learn it's traveling back and forth between two places. They then realize it's the subject of a giant tennis match between celestial beings of some sort.

The Pin Panther: After buying a unique pin at a shop, a man boasts about it until he is shot for mentioning it to the wrong person. His pins are melted down for precious metals and nobody objects.

The Bride on the River Kwai

An adventure-seeking couple are traveling the world when a renegade priest dares them to complete the ultimate challenge: Tie the knot in the middle of a deadly warzone.

Reservoir Dos

A simple haircut goes wrong, and a group of hairstylists suspect that one of them is a manicurist.

At 9/25/12 06:03 PM, Confucianism wrote: Moral Kombat.
A fighting tournament where everyone fights fair and doesn't make the other person feel too bad if they lose.

This is the best one. There's really no topping it.

Fan Asia

A young boy, enamored with Japanese and Korean culture, stows away abord a ship sailing for the orient, only to discover the pervasive influence of a culture he thought he had left behind.

Danes with Wolves

A racing dog breeder introduces timberwolves to his racing stock in the hopes of producing a more vicious competitor, only to unveil a massive Mafia conspiracy heading the competition

Frank N. Stein

A misunderstood Jewish accountant is motivated by his community to clean up a local estate where he meets and befriends its sole occupant, an elderly woman who has lived a very colorful life.

I slaughtered this thread!

Octo ER Sky

Eight hospitals race to save the day after a series of plane crashes send a city into panic.

And Hi

An Indian man protests the adoption of Americanized slang greetings in colonial India by refusing to eat Western cuisine.

The Fat and the Furious

An undercover cop infiltrates an underworld subculture of Los Angeles street sumo wrestlers looking to bust a hijacking ring, and soon begins to question his loyalties when his new street sumo friends become the prime suspects.

Came in expecting Finding Emo, leaving quite satisfied and earlier than expected.

28 Days Late

A docu-drama detailing a man's 35 day wait on a package that was supposed to arrive in 7 days.

Beerest

Two brothers travel to Germany to celebrate Oktoberfest. Unfortunately, they are served extremely high-alcohol beer soon after their arrival, pass out, and spend 2 weeks in foreign detainment.

Silence of the Labs

An undead epidemic overthrows a laboratory in this zombie thriller.

Harold and Kumar Go to White Caste

Harold and Kumar demonstrate the downfalls of a caste system ruled by the white race in this documentary.

.T.

It's E.T. with the E removed. If you squint it kind of looks like one of the aliens from Space Invaders.

Alien

When you take the 's' out of 'Aliens', you get the original movie.

Robi Hood

A gangster tale of life in the city of Robi.

Men in Back

A gay porno. With Will Smith.

Saving Private Yan.
Now it's an Asian war film.

At 9/25/12 02:56 PM, Confucianism wrote:

Did you hear about the Organs?

A movie about how all the organs in a man came to life and start their own pop hit band.

No, no, it's a comedy about a man (Played by Will Farrel) who gets his liver stolen and wakes up in a tub of ice. He turns to his friend for help and only has a limited amount of time to save himself. But it turns out that his friend stole his liver after he got really, really drunk.

28 Day Later

The movie was initially made in a foreign country and translated to English poorly.

Plane of the Apes

Snakes on a Plane meets Donkey Kong!

The Neverending Tory

Tory, the last known immortal, uncovers a conspiracy about his past that will change his life.

X-Me

A porno about the last superhuman raping helpless women to reproduce.

Ion Man

A scientist discovers a shocking new use for ions to cure cancer.

Soul Plan

A group of Buddhist followers make a plan to find enlightenment.

Terminato

Terminator, dubbed in Spanish.

The Ark Knight

about Noah having sex with the animals in the ark, until he receives a blowjob from a crocodile and looses his dick, then he decides to skulk the nights, fisting crocodiles behinds in revenge

Erase, Arnold erases a chalk board.

The American Resident

An illegal Mexican immigrant trades social commentary with a woman working on an orange farm to pay for law school.

Schindler's Lit

The zany adventures of a Nazi pothead and his wacky mistakes during the German Holocaust.

2001: A Pace Odyssey

A elderly man's implant pacemaker becomes self aware and tries to convince him to eat Honey Nut Cheerios instead of the flavorless sort.

Full Meal Jacket
Sand By Me
Ill Bill