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the problems with being smart

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Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-24 23:11:50


I like to make myself feel smart by surrounding myself with dumb people


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Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-24 23:13:32


At 9/24/12 11:11 PM, Swag-in-a-Bag wrote: I like to make myself feel smart by surrounding myself with dumb people

I have a limit on how stupid someone is while being able to tolerate them. Someone who is incredibly moronic will just piss me off.


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Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-24 23:13:45


Xenomit wrote


Multi-talented is being able to pick up an instrument you've never played in your life, learn it inside and out in 20 minutes, and then your accumulated skill from that instrument not affecting your ability to learn an entirely different instrument.

I've done this with piano and drums.


The level of math for that is not that hard
.......

You very, very obviously haven't programmed a single thing in your entire life

The average programmer is not using calculus and higherto program.

Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-24 23:23:04


At 9/24/12 11:15 PM, Shade wrote:
At 9/24/12 11:13 PM, 5tarboy wrote: I've done this with piano and drums.
Sure. What proof do you have? Oh wait, you don't.

http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=6848423

Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-24 23:26:39


The real problem with being really smart, is the fact you may realise nothing really matter. So you'll just start acting stupid.

Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-24 23:28:53


At 9/24/12 11:26 PM, MuyBurrito wrote:
At 9/24/12 11:23 PM, 5tarboy wrote: http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=6848423
Oh. You actually suck at piano.

Your the first one to ever say that, sounds like your jealous

Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-24 23:29:38


At 9/24/12 11:13 PM, 5tarboy wrote:
The average programmer is not using calculus and higherto program.

yes he is.

i also like how you ignored me earlier post.


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Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-24 23:31:37


At 9/24/12 11:13 PM, Narcissy wrote:
At 9/24/12 11:11 PM, Swag-in-a-Bag wrote: I like to make myself feel smart by surrounding myself with dumb people
I have a limit on how stupid someone is while being able to tolerate them. Someone who is incredibly moronic will just piss me off.

I feel you on that one, but you can almost always get yourself out from around people you can't stand; unless you're like in a car or other confined space.

I also try to tolerate any females lack of intellect a bit more because they have an excuse, unlike the male counterpart who I assume to be on par or beyond my mental reasoning. A bit sexist ? Maybe


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Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-24 23:34:06


At 9/24/12 11:23 PM, 5tarboy wrote:
At 9/24/12 11:15 PM, Shade wrote:
At 9/24/12 11:13 PM, 5tarboy wrote: I've done this with piano and drums.
Sure. What proof do you have? Oh wait, you don't.
http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=6848423

you didnt play the drums in this. it says so in the description, the piano is just a generic jazz improv and you are not brandyn boyles
why do i say this?
because brandyn boyles is mildly internet famous
because brandyn boyles is modest
and because brandyn boyles would never steal copyrighted work and call it his own.


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Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-24 23:47:22


At 9/24/12 11:34 PM, keyword wrote:
At 9/24/12 11:23 PM, 5tarboy wrote:
At 9/24/12 11:15 PM, Shade wrote:
At 9/24/12 11:13 PM, 5tarboy wrote: I've done this with piano and drums.
Sure. What proof do you have? Oh wait, you don't.
http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=6848423
you didnt play the drums in this. it says so in the description, the piano is just a generic jazz improv and you are not brandyn boyles

It says all instruments by me

why do i say this?

Brandy boyles is mad and going to fuck shit up now thogh

At 9/24/12 11:32 PM, burrito wrote


Your tempo is awful and you fuck up a lot.

Its jazz though so its ok

Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-24 23:57:03


At 9/24/12 11:47 PM, 5tarboy wrote:
At 9/24/12 11:34 PM, keyword wrote:
At 9/24/12 11:23 PM, 5tarboy wrote:
At 9/24/12 11:15 PM, Shade wrote:
At 9/24/12 11:13 PM, 5tarboy wrote: I've done this with piano and drums.
Sure. What proof do you have? Oh wait, you don't.
http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=6848423
you didnt play the drums in this. it says so in the description, the piano is just a generic jazz improv and you are not brandyn boyles
It says all instruments by me
why do i say this?
Brandy boyles is mad and going to fuck shit up now thogh

At 9/24/12 11:32 PM, burrito wrote

Your tempo is awful and you fuck up a lot.
Its jazz though so its ok

brandyn boyles* cant spell "your own name" or something?
and no it doesnt it says
"An improv over a bass chart"

Ive caught you in your last lie. you aren't even old enough to go about copyrighting anything
and you definitely weren't old enough in 2008 when that was posted.

also that link is one of the first results i got when i googled "piano and drums"


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Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-25 00:09:40


You dumbass, it says : author - brandy boyles - everything (meaning all instruments)

And I'm 25 yrs old, Google my name and click on the first result, add me on Facebook if u want too

Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-25 00:19:30


At 9/25/12 12:09 AM, 5tarboy wrote: You dumbass, it says : author - brandy boyles - everything (meaning all instruments)

And I'm 25 yrs old, Google my name and click on the first result, add me on Facebook if u want too

thats it.
im posting screen shots.
(you are such a blatant idiot)
you did an astonishing amount of research to validate your lies
(brandyn boyles is 22)

the problems with being smart


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Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-25 00:20:33


At 9/24/12 11:10 PM, keyword wrote:
At 9/24/12 10:59 PM, MuyBurrito wrote:
At 9/24/12 10:53 PM, keyword wrote:
college level calculus.
Math love/hate relationship whee.

I'm just gonna leave this list of maths past CalcIII which I copy/pasted from Yahoo right here with this haughty discussion on how smart we all are:

Advanced Calculus
Differential Equations
Complex Analysis
Real Analysis
Linear Algebra
Abstract Algebra
Topology
Number Theory
i went through these (as lessons though not as whole classes)
not because im a soopergenious though, i just had to take math classes when i was in college, the highest level math class i did was intro to mathematical physics (physics theory was about 1000X cooler)

judgiing from your reponse, you have not taken any course related to topology.

the reason i say college level calculus specifically was because i was in college for "computer sciences" and "network systems and administration"
and through all my math classes calculous seemed to be the only one with relevant math.

ok. by the way, there are some applications of differentil topology to computer graphics. want to hear about it?


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Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-25 00:20:41


At 9/25/12 12:09 AM, 5tarboy wrote: You dumbass, it says : author - brandy boyles - everything (meaning all instruments)

that means this person wrote the music, not played it. besides ive been myspacing him this whole time.


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Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-25 00:22:16


At 9/25/12 12:20 AM, i-am-ghey wrote: judgiing from your reponse, you have not taken any course related to topology.


ok. by the way, there are some applications of differentil topology to computer graphics. want to hear about it?

you're right. i only briefly skimmed the list topology was not something i studied.

but sure


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Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-25 00:25:31


At 9/24/12 08:47 PM, 5tarboy wrote: 1 You can't relate to most people because their superficial, and when they to to get deep they either talk philosophy or about a religion that they don't study.

Why do you want to relate to most people? They don't deserve it.

2 People get mad because they expect you to be like them.

It is not your fault they are simpleminded.

3 If people actually do admit to your intellect, they expect more out of you or for you to crunch numbers for them which being smart doesn't mean your a computer anyway.

Ignore them, you aren't their tool.


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Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-25 00:26:59


Grammar dictates otherwise in your post. Then again you're not claiming to be smart within your post OP.

Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-25 00:38:15


At 9/25/12 12:22 AM, Shade wrote:
Ooooooh! Link him to this thread.

i have he said "i cba to make an account to tell one poser off, just bask in the knowledge that he is not me and colour him a faggot"

whatever cba means
also i hit post limit. had to wait a half hour.

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Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-25 01:16:01


my problem with being smart is that i'm good at learning things and once i've mastered something i own it, but besides that i have little to no common sense


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Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-25 02:03:15


At 9/25/12 01:16 AM, FloydBoy wrote: my problem with being smart is that i'm good at learning things

wat


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Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-25 03:45:26


At 9/24/12 08:48 PM, Bolo wrote: 4. Superiority complex

First thing that popped into my mind.


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Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-25 04:38:36


At 9/25/12 02:03 AM, keyword wrote:
At 9/25/12 01:16 AM, FloydBoy wrote: my problem with being smart is that i'm good at learning things
wat

lol

i think "smart" comes in a few forms but doesn't determine the quality of conversation you have with another person. If you're trying to relate with someone who doesn't have similar knowledge then maybe you're not that "smart" to begin with. If you feel distraught because you have a deeper understanding topics other than politics and religion and cant relate, then i equally should share the same emotion because im sure i have a deeper understanding about getting pussy and having multiple 3 sums.

Life is an ongoing pursuit of knowlegde but i don't have much tolerance for condescending, pompous assholes.

Like i always say... " Many genious' are ruled by a lesser" - me (im sure somone has said something similar in a smarter way ^_^)


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Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-25 04:52:58


At 9/25/12 04:38 AM, ICY-HURR wrote: because im sure i have a deeper understanding about getting pussy and having multiple 3 sums

lol

because clever
and also because riiiiiight.

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Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-25 05:15:11


At 9/25/12 05:00 AM, Light wrote:
5. For some reason, the social skills of the exceptionally intelligent are substandard.

they made me watch a movie about this in highschool about a high-functioning retard who has loads of friends
then he take a syrum to cure his retardation
instead it makes him a hyper-genious for a short amount of time during which he loses all his friends and alienates his childhood female loveintrest friend
then he becomes retarded again

it was sad because he never got the girl, as he was either a prick or retarded, and only jennay can fuck 'tards

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Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-25 05:42:07


At 9/25/12 05:25 AM, Light wrote:
Was it Flowers for Algernon?

yeah, it totally was.
wasnt algernon like a rat or something?


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Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-25 05:45:21


At 9/25/12 05:25 AM, Light wrote:

it was sad because he never got the girl, as he was either a prick or retarded, and only jennay can fuck 'tards
Was it Flowers for Algernon?

Any good movie recommondations on netflix???? feel like falling asleep to a movie, but if its good ill maintain conciousness


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Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-25 05:53:19


At 9/25/12 05:46 AM, Light wrote:
His intelligence was artificially tripled if I recall correctly. The book is so sad.

they always are. even if the movie is great, it never quite gets it.


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Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-25 07:25:34


At 9/25/12 06:34 AM, Light wrote:
I dont know why Im dumb agen or what I did wrong
maybe its becaus I dint try hard enuff.

ouch! my heartstrings!


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Response to the problems with being smart 2012-09-25 07:58:44


At 9/24/12 08:53 PM, keyword wrote: Here's a tip : Every teenager thinks that they are some sort of unconfirmed genius.

Not all of them, a large amount, yes, but nowhere near all of them. At least not where I live, anyway.


Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?

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