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Do hitmen still or actually exist?

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I'm not asking for anyone to be erased (although I would like to get rid of some people) but the question is do hitmen actually exist? Are they still around?


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Response to Do hitmen still or actually exist? 2012-09-24 19:37:34


Response to Do hitmen still or actually exist? 2012-09-24 19:43:57


At 9/24/12 07:40 PM, Protagonist wrote: Go to Craigslist and look for janitors, sanitation workers Or " the cleaner ".

This post is win!


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Response to Do hitmen still or actually exist? 2012-09-24 19:56:17


At 9/24/12 07:54 PM, Protagonist wrote:
At 9/24/12 07:48 PM, Weeaboo wrote:
how much do you charge per head.
heads.. ha ha don't be silly. I will "clean" a home for 15 grand.

Will it smell lemony fresh?

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Response to Do hitmen still or actually exist? 2012-09-24 20:10:22


At 9/24/12 07:56 PM, Boomstick wrote:
At 9/24/12 07:54 PM, Protagonist wrote:
At 9/24/12 07:48 PM, Weeaboo wrote:
how much do you charge per head.
heads.. ha ha don't be silly. I will "clean" a home for 15 grand.
Will it smell lemony fresh?

What? Who the hell are y- AHHHHHHHHHHH

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Response to Do hitmen still or actually exist? 2012-09-24 20:30:44


At 9/24/12 08:28 PM, Xenomit wrote:
If he responds with a semi-autistic argument (which he probably will), don't even bother, he's one of the people on here who can't accept when they're wrong

Look who's talking. Razz is usually right, btw.

Response to Do hitmen still or actually exist? 2012-09-24 20:37:03


At 9/24/12 08:33 PM, Xenomit wrote: And when he's wrong, even if there's clear evidence that he's wrong and several people telling him he is, he still refuses to admit he's wrong

Just like you. You've got no room to bitch at others.

Response to Do hitmen still or actually exist? 2012-09-24 20:37:42


What do you mean do hit-men still exist, do spies still exist? Of course they do.
They're just much less common now, advances in computer technology pretty much put them in the endangered zone as far as first world countries are concerned.


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Response to Do hitmen still or actually exist? 2012-09-24 20:44:57


At 9/24/12 08:33 PM, Xenomit wrote:

And when he's wrong, even if there's clear evidence that he's wrong and several people telling him he is, he still refuses to admit he's wrong

Pot meet kettle


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Response to Do hitmen still or actually exist? 2012-09-24 20:51:25


At 9/24/12 08:19 PM, MuyBurrito wrote: There is no difference between a young black man in NYC beingg paid to choke a drug lord with piano wire, a woman being paid to steer a senator's car off a bridge, or a trucker being paid to sideswipe a business magnate's sports car.

Why'd he have to be black?

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Response to Do hitmen still or actually exist? 2012-09-24 20:57:58


At 9/24/12 08:37 PM, Mumbo wrote:
At 9/24/12 08:33 PM, Xenomit wrote: And when he's wrong, even if there's clear evidence that he's wrong and several people telling him he is, he still refuses to admit he's wrong
Just like you. You've got no room to bitch at others.

Why have you been such an asshole lately?

I'm not gonna say I agree or disagree with you but pay some respect to the guy who used to suck your filthy dick.

Response to Do hitmen still or actually exist? 2012-09-24 21:16:00


no dude in fact you actually live in a cotton candy fluff world there is no crime anywhere and no conflict between people performing illegal acts where people are murdered nope nope this does not happen in the new world ordered world im sorry faget ANNUIT COEPTIS FAGET ANNUIS COEPTIS FAGET


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Response to Do hitmen still or actually exist? 2012-09-24 21:19:39


Duh.


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Response to Do hitmen still or actually exist? 2012-09-24 21:22:37


A month or so ago there was rumours that the deaths of a wealthy couple in France infront of their children may have been done by a hitman, I didn't bother to follow up on the event though so can't say for certain. But apparently the kills were clean and decisive and the children were left untouched (obviously not mentally). Which led to believe it was likely the work of a professional.


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Response to Do hitmen still or actually exist? 2012-09-24 21:23:08


Well this has been derailed into another 'I hate Mumbo' thread.

In an attempt to get this back on track...

Yes, OP, they do exist and probably always will as long as there is shady crime and people who need to killed.

Response to Do hitmen still or actually exist? 2012-09-25 02:35:47


yes they do i kno ppl on 4chan who do this kind of work.......

my dad is also an fbi agent

Response to Do hitmen still or actually exist? 2012-09-25 02:59:49


There will always be hit-men and mercenaries.


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Response to Do hitmen still or actually exist? 2012-09-25 04:13:36


At 9/25/12 03:14 AM, Razz wrote: stupid shit

Dress it up however you like but he's still correct you idiot. Stop arguing semantics and being so stupid. Seriously.


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Response to Do hitmen still or actually exist? 2012-09-25 11:33:42


Yea they do. Duh. They have existed forever. Did you think they were fictional?


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Response to Do hitmen still or actually exist? 2012-09-25 11:48:27


At 9/24/12 07:21 PM, xXHolyShitxX wrote: I'm not asking for anyone to be erased (although I would like to get rid of some people) but the question is do hitmen actually exist? Are they still around?

Yes, the only times they are found out is when they're caught but hitmen exist.

Response to Do hitmen still or actually exist? 2012-09-25 13:25:02


At 9/24/12 08:10 PM, Protagonist wrote:
At 9/24/12 08:02 PM, MuyBurrito wrote: Can you make it look as if the trash took itself to the curb?
For an extra fee, I'll make the trash look like it took itself all the way to the junkyard.

You're funny today, mang. 7.5/10


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