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NG Girls are not just sex symbols!

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You lot treat them as if the are just for sex, but they are not.

They are for cooking, cleaning and babies.

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-08-31 08:57:28


At 8/31/01 08:54 AM, EviLDoG wrote: You lot treat them as if the are just for sex, but they are not.

They are for cooking, cleaning and babies.

What about bitch slapping and pimping out?

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-08-31 09:00:02


At 8/31/01 08:57 AM, -bomb- wrote:
At 8/31/01 08:54 AM, EviLDoG wrote: You lot treat them as if the are just for sex, but they are not.

They are for cooking, cleaning and babies.
What about bitch slapping and pimping out?

Just face it girls you are the mans slave.

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-08-31 09:10:39


At 8/31/01 09:08 AM, traekwon wrote:
At 8/31/01 09:00 AM, EviLDoG wrote:

Just face it girls you are the mans slave.
hahah you got a lot to learn.. they just LET us think that.

Thats when they get us...

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-08-31 09:11:12


Wow, i find that picture to be very disturbing. Scary.

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-08-31 09:14:02


I'm a pretty big guy, but I have feelings, too.
I treat girls with the respect they deserve, or maybe a little more.

And yet, here I am, getting less dates than those who slap their women around.

NG Girls are not just sex symbols!

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-08-31 09:22:25


Deano u are wrong NG girls are not sex symbols at all!
They are all top mingers!

NG Girls are not just sex symbols!

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-08-31 09:24:34


At 8/31/01 08:54 AM, EviLDoG wrote: You lot treat them as if the are just for sex, but they are not.

They also make a fine paste.

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-08-31 09:24:51


At 8/31/01 09:22 AM, Numbered3 wrote: Deano u are wrong NG girls are not sex symbols at all!
They are all top mingers!

Dan, don't tell me you have standards. Because you shouldn't, it's wrong.

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-08-31 10:32:53


At 8/31/01 09:18 AM, traekwon wrote:
At 8/31/01 09:11 AM, arrogancy wrote: Wow, i find that picture to be very disturbing. Scary.
try telling HER to be your slave!

Traekwon, where are you getting these ugly pictures from? You're ruining my workday!

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-08-31 11:05:54


At 8/31/01 08:54 AM, EviLDoG wrote: You lot treat them as if the are just for sex, but they are not.

They are for cooking, cleaning and babies.

Girls - to do the dishes
Girls - to clean up my room
Girls - to do the laundry
Girls - and in the bathroom
Girls - that's all I really want is girls
Two at a time - I want girls
With new wave hairdos - I want girls
I ought to whip out my - girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-08-31 11:30:06


I am not just a sex symbol... I am THE sex symbol!

Bah... who am I kidding? I can clean and cook as well as the rest of them.

Wait, who am I kidding? Have any of you seen my apartment? Yikes!


Quote of the day: @Nysssa "What is the word I want to use here?" @freakapotimus "Taint".

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-08-31 12:04:48


At 8/31/01 09:08 AM, traekwon wrote:
At 8/31/01 09:00 AM, EviLDoG wrote:

Just face it girls you are the mans slave.
hahah you got a lot to learn.. they just LET us think that.

That's right...at any given moment I could snap and take back the power...and my poor pitifall boyfriend will be knocked on his ass on the floor, and I will have all the blanket - MWHAHAHAHA!!! Of course this is only when he is fast asleep, otherwise he could most likely kill me with one hit.

Unrelated tangent:
Hey Trae - Make me an interracial fever pic. ^_^

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-08-31 12:09:03


At 8/31/01 11:05 AM, UnclePecos wrote:
At 8/31/01 08:54 AM, EviLDoG wrote: You lot treat them as if the are just for sex, but they are not.

They are for cooking, cleaning and babies.
Girls - to do the dishes
Girls - to clean up my room
Girls - to do the laundry
Girls - and in the bathroom
Girls - that's all I really want is girls
Two at a time - I want girls
With new wave hairdos - I want girls
I ought to whip out my - girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!

Yeah, Beastie Boys!

NG Girls are not just sex symbols!

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-08-31 12:24:34


At 8/31/01 09:00 AM, EviLDoG wrote:
At 8/31/01 08:57 AM, -bomb- wrote:
At 8/31/01 08:54 AM, EviLDoG wrote: You lot treat them as if the are just for sex, but they are not.

They are for cooking, cleaning and babies.
What about bitch slapping and pimping out?
Just face it girls you are the mans slave.

Bullshit. It's the other way around.

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-08-31 18:14:18


At 8/31/01 08:54 AM, EviLDoG wrote: You lot treat them as if the are just for sex, but they are not.

They are for cooking, cleaning and babies.

Ummm.... sexxxxx...

NG Girls are not just sex symbols!

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-08-31 18:29:14


hoodlie hoo

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-08-31 18:48:11


At 8/31/01 11:05 AM, UnclePecos wrote:
At 8/31/01 08:54 AM, EviLDoG wrote: You lot treat them as if the are just for sex, but they are not.

They are for cooking, cleaning and babies.
Girls - to do the dishes
Girls - to clean up my room
Girls - to do the laundry
Girls - and in the bathroom
Girls - that's all I really want is girls
Two at a time - I want girls
With new wave hairdos - I want girls
I ought to whip out my - girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!

Beasties rule!

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-09-02 15:40:45


No wonder i get slapped so much.

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-09-02 16:35:21


Not sex symbols!?

But evil geisha woman is so sexxxxxxxxyy.


Newgrounds is a website for 13 year olds who cannot understand the difference between "there", "their" and "they´re".

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-09-02 17:38:19


At 8/31/01 08:54 AM, EviLDoG wrote: You lot treat them as if the are just for sex, but they are not.

They are for cooking, cleaning and babies.

Idiot.

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-09-02 17:42:55


At 9/2/01 04:35 PM, Blackmagic wrote: Not sex symbols!?

But evil geisha woman is so sexxxxxxxxyy.

true!

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-09-02 18:16:48


NG girls are best.

They actually like me.

NG Girls are not just sex symbols!

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-09-02 22:34:49


At 8/31/01 09:00 AM, EviLDoG wrote: Just face it girls you are the mans slave.

Would you care to repeat that for your mistress, my little bitch-slave?

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-09-02 22:43:08


At 9/2/01 10:37 PM, traekwon wrote:
At 8/31/01 12:11 PM, Zefierias wrote:
haha

here and there
Damn! That's a sweet picture; brings out her inner beauty.
this one didn't even have to be doctored... aww, she's been "crying", i wonder how long it took her to get that look just right for the cam and her adoring fans

Damnit.
Sympathy Whore.

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-09-03 02:33:15


At 9/2/01 10:37 PM, traekwon wrote: this one didn't even have to be doctored... aww, she's been "crying", i wonder how long it took her to get that look just right for the cam and her adoring fans

I hate my balls. They get so itchy and sweaty. I need bollox transplant.

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-09-03 02:37:39


At 9/3/01 02:33 AM, EviLDoG wrote: I hate my balls. They get so itchy and sweaty. I need bollox transplant.

I'll bollox you.

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-09-03 03:12:28


i like geeerrr-heeeerr-eeeeerls

NG Girls are not just sex symbols!

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-09-03 06:15:05


At 8/31/01 08:54 AM, EviLDoG wrote: You lot treat them as if the are just for sex, but they are not.

They are for cooking, cleaning and babies.

hahahaha right on man

Response to NG Girls are not just sex symbols! 2001-09-03 07:19:10


dude i'd be an awesome camgirl. i should be on the front cam page dammit, you could look at my lego robot even more!

NG Girls are not just sex symbols!