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Tell your Chuck Norris jokes. Aug. 16th, 2012 @ 06:14 PM

I'll go first.

Chuck Norris found Atlantis, Waldo, and Osama Bin Laden in the same place
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands, now they're just The islands.


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Response to Tell your Chuck Norris jokes. Aug. 16th, 2012 @ 06:15 PM

I thought you were better than this, Milo.


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Response to Tell your Chuck Norris jokes. Aug. 16th, 2012 @ 06:16 PM

At 8/16/12 06:14 PM, MiloBased wrote: I'll go first.

Chuck Norris found Atlantis, Waldo, and Osama Bin Laden in the same place
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands, now they're just The islands.

I can't even take you seriously anymore with that ridiculous icon.

It makes me feel uncomfortable...


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Response to Tell your Chuck Norris jokes. Aug. 16th, 2012 @ 06:17 PM

chuck norris will be locking this thread soon. i hope.

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Response to Tell your Chuck Norris jokes. Aug. 16th, 2012 @ 06:18 PM

Chuck Norris is gay. How about that?

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Response to Tell your Chuck Norris jokes. Aug. 16th, 2012 @ 06:18 PM

At 8/16/12 06:14 PM, MiloBased wrote: I'll go first.

Chuck Norris found Atlantis, Waldo, and Osama Bin Laden in the same place
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands, now they're just The islands.

Chuck Norris was kicked in the face by this guy.

Tell your Chuck Norris jokes.


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Response to Tell your Chuck Norris jokes. Aug. 16th, 2012 @ 06:19 PM

At 8/16/12 06:18 PM, LefyBoy wrote: Chuck Norris is gay. How about that?

I got assss cheeks on mi white tee


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Response to Tell your Chuck Norris jokes. Aug. 16th, 2012 @ 06:25 PM

chuck norris.


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Response to Tell your Chuck Norris jokes. Aug. 16th, 2012 @ 07:11 PM

Chuck Norris is a homophobic, right wing-republican, racist asshole. LOL!!11!!
But yeah, Bruce Lee is where its at. He's way awesomer than Norris, dude, and he's been dead for years


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Response to Tell your Chuck Norris jokes. Aug. 16th, 2012 @ 07:15 PM

At 8/16/12 06:16 PM, Blazejsg wrote:
At 8/16/12 06:14 PM, MiloBased wrote: I'll go first.

Chuck Norris found Atlantis, Waldo, and Osama Bin Laden in the same place
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands, now they're just The islands.
I can't even take you seriously anymore with that ridiculous icon.

It makes me feel uncomfortable...

I've never taken him seriously lol.


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Response to Tell your Chuck Norris jokes. Aug. 16th, 2012 @ 07:23 PM

At 8/16/12 07:15 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote:
I've never taken him seriously lol.

get outta here matt damon

Tell your Chuck Norris jokes.


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Response to Tell your Chuck Norris jokes. Aug. 16th, 2012 @ 07:31 PM

Here's a good Chuck Norris joke:

He's a good actor, who's totally underrated.


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Response to Tell your Chuck Norris jokes. Aug. 16th, 2012 @ 07:38 PM

lolo what do you get when u cross chuk noris with a bungee cord?? mai ass!!! lolol

What are we all stuck in 2005? Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny anymore.

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Response to Tell your Chuck Norris jokes. Aug. 16th, 2012 @ 07:47 PM

At 8/16/12 07:38 PM, JulesGatz wrote: lolo what do you get when u cross chuk noris with a bungee cord?? mai ass!!! lolol

What are we all stuck in 2005? Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny anymore.

This, so very much.


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Response to Tell your Chuck Norris jokes. Aug. 16th, 2012 @ 08:37 PM

At 8/16/12 06:14 PM, MiloBased wrote: I'll go first.

Chuck Norris found Atlantis, Waldo, and Osama Bin Laden in the same place
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands, now they're just The islands.

chuck norris and i smoked a joint. he realized violence is wrong. now to get the rest of the world to see things that way

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Response to Tell your Chuck Norris jokes. Aug. 16th, 2012 @ 08:38 PM

This idea has been done to death on various joke topics, including a "post all jokes here" idea. Please do not recreate them.


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