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Things that make you sh*t yourself 2012-07-09 12:30:49 Reply

So when i was around six, my brother was surfing Funnyjunk and woke up the whole house at 2:00am with a loud screech and the sound of crying. The next morning, six-year-old me, wakes up and goes down stairs to watch cartoons on the television when my brother tells me to look at something. After showing me some harmless videos on Funnyjunk he opens a new tab and pastes a link into the navigation bar. Okay, so the video is called "WATCH THIS!", he ask me if i want to listen to the cool music, so of course I say to myself, "Why not?" and nod. It starts with this blue-ish text and this song saying "Say it once and a million times, say you love me" blah blah blah. I turn the volume up because i can barely hear it and just when i look back... "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!" God damn exorcist face and loud ass scream to a fucking 6 year old. I've been paranoid ever since, and just found this... http://gifura.orzhk.org/src/1332235315120.swf I can honestly say i got scared shitless, which is what inspired me to make this topic. What scares you? (Sorry for typing so much. :P)

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Response to Things that make you sh*t yourself 2012-07-09 12:34:40 Reply

People with animal heads, like goat or horse. I had a dream where my room was dark and I woke up and these nude guys with horse heads were around me.


-Officially Based-I saw a girl die.

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Response to Things that make you sh*t yourself 2012-07-09 12:36:25 Reply

At 7/9/12 12:34 PM, MiloBased wrote: People with animal heads, like goat or horse. I had a dream where my room was dark and I woke up and these nude guys with horse heads were around me.

Tell me more about it.

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Response to Things that make you sh*t yourself 2012-07-09 12:37:06 Reply

At 7/9/12 12:34 PM, MiloBased wrote: People with animal heads, like goat or horse. I had a dream where my room was dark and I woke up and these nude guys with horse heads were around me.

Boo.

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Response to Things that make you sh*t yourself 2012-07-09 12:37:11 Reply

Eating a lot of food tends to make me shit myself.


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Response to Things that make you sh*t yourself 2012-07-09 12:38:44 Reply

At 7/9/12 12:37 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Eating a lot of food tends to make me shit myself.

the fuck learn to use the toilet or something


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Response to Things that make you sh*t yourself 2012-07-09 12:48:53 Reply

At 7/9/12 12:37 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Eating a lot of food tends to make me shit myself.

Your comment is invalid, due to the last few lines of the actual post. Let's take a look. It states, "What scares you?"

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Response to Things that make you sh*t yourself 2012-07-09 12:49:55 Reply

At 7/9/12 12:48 PM, AdoringFan wrote:
At 7/9/12 12:37 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Eating a lot of food tends to make me shit myself.
Your comment is invalid, due to the last few lines of the actual post. Let's take a look. It states, "What scares you?"

NO! YOU ARE NOT SPREADING THAT FUCKING SHITTY TROLL MEME YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE.


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Response to Things that make you sh*t yourself 2012-07-09 12:51:49 Reply

At 7/9/12 12:49 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote:
At 7/9/12 12:48 PM, AdoringFan wrote:
At 7/9/12 12:37 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Eating a lot of food tends to make me shit myself.
Your comment is invalid, due to the last few lines of the actual post. Let's take a look. It states, "What scares you?"
NO! YOU ARE NOT SPREADING THAT FUCKING SHITTY TROLL MEME YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE.

Actually, I'm not trying to make it. Just found it and it looks amusing. Seems to be doing it's job though. :)

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Response to Things that make you sh*t yourself 2012-07-09 13:01:28 Reply

Enjoying your summer holidays AdoringFan


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Response to Things that make you sh*t yourself 2012-07-09 13:04:54 Reply

Other people, once I had a dream I was hated so much on Newgrounds that a few users broke into my house and tried to kill me. Scary shit man, scary shit. Now I'm paranoid, I live in a small town so I used to keep my front door unlocked during the day, now I have it locked every time I'm inside and only unlock it when I'm going through it, then immediately lock it again.

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Response to Things that make you sh*t yourself 2012-07-09 13:12:29 Reply

Diarrhea.


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Response to Things that make you sh*t yourself 2012-07-09 13:18:26 Reply

At 7/9/12 01:04 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Other people, once I had a dream I was hated so much on Newgrounds that a few users broke into my house and tried to kill me. Scary shit man, scary shit. Now I'm paranoid, I live in a small town so I used to keep my front door unlocked during the day, now I have it locked every time I'm inside and only unlock it when I'm going through it, then immediately lock it again.

I hope this is bullshit, because dreaming of people that you dont even know breaking in your house is just stupid.

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Response to Things that make you sh*t yourself 2012-07-09 13:21:31 Reply

this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCPC6NHackE

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Response to Things that make you sh*t yourself 2012-07-09 13:34:38 Reply

I hate the dark and deep water.


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Response to Things that make you sh*t yourself 2012-07-09 13:36:28 Reply

At 7/9/12 01:18 PM, JakeDesuDesu wrote:

I hope this is bullshit, because dreaming of people that you dont even know breaking in your house is just stupid.

I'm not joking. I can't control my dreams, can you? It's not like I decided to dream about that, dumb ass.

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Response to Things that make you sh*t yourself 2012-07-09 13:37:30 Reply

At 7/9/12 01:36 PM, Suprememessage wrote:
At 7/9/12 01:18 PM, JakeDesuDesu wrote:

I hope this is bullshit, because dreaming of people that you dont even know breaking in your house is just stupid.
I'm not joking. I can't control my dreams, can you? It's not like I decided to dream about that, dumb ass.

you shoulda thought about that before you had your dreams you're a horrible person stupid etc.


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Response to Things that make you sh*t yourself 2012-07-09 13:41:50 Reply

At 7/9/12 01:36 PM, Suprememessage wrote:
At 7/9/12 01:18 PM, JakeDesuDesu wrote:

I hope this is bullshit, because dreaming of people that you dont even know breaking in your house is just stupid.
I'm not joking. I can't control my dreams, can you? It's not like I decided to dream about that, dumb ass.

Dreams are mere interpretations of whats going on on your mind. You have Newgroundsphobia.


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Response to Things that make you sh*t yourself 2012-07-09 13:43:04 Reply

At 7/9/12 01:41 PM, JakeDesuDesu wrote:

Dreams are mere interpretations of whats going on on your mind. You have Newgroundsphobia.

Actually no one can confirm exactly what dreams are. That's just a theory.

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Response to Things that make you sh*t yourself 2012-07-09 13:56:13 Reply

At 7/9/12 01:43 PM, Suprememessage wrote:
At 7/9/12 01:41 PM, JakeDesuDesu wrote:

Dreams are mere interpretations of whats going on on your mind. You have Newgroundsphobia.
Actually no one can confirm exactly what dreams are. That's just a theory.

Here you go dumb shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GGzc3x9WJU

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Response to Things that make you sh*t yourself 2012-07-09 13:59:11 Reply

Once I had to take a special laxative and I overdosed on it. Wasn't harmful but the results weren't exactly fun.

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Response to Things that make you sh*t yourself 2012-07-09 14:00:21 Reply

Women that act/look like men. Saying shit like "dude" and wearing baggy jeans. You know what I mean.


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