Now all you have to do is fist her when she isn't looking.
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
Now all you have to do is fist her when she isn't looking.
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
At 5/25/12 05:53 AM, georgesodini wrote: is she ugly and fat?
He didn't ask out your mom. GOT HEEEEEM!!!
At 5/25/12 04:03 PM, Junko9 wrote:At 5/25/12 01:47 PM, hitman1993 wrote: In my experience, Newgrounds members are never supportive of fellow members with girlfriends. Congratulations, OP, treat her right and have fun.most of them don't have one. go get laid guys
Yo so many shots fired in this thread man...
Bullet holes everywhere.
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She just told me that we should "just be friends."
fantastic
Good luck man.
CLASS THE FUCK OUT OF HER WITH YOUR MANLY CHARMS.
At 5/24/12 05:32 PM, Fullmetalnoob wrote: I asked her "will you go out with me" after 2nd period and she said yes.
after 2nd period
2nd period
You're gross, you asked her after she had menstruated, twice.
Good luck beating off to pictures of her, you sick fuck.
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
At 5/25/12 05:26 PM, Fullmetalnoob wrote: ......
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She just told me that we should "just be friends."
fantastic
It's ok bro.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QaI-M9sxW4
At 5/25/12 05:26 PM, Fullmetalnoob wrote: ......
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She just told me that we should "just be friends."
fantastic
Rape her family and make her watch.
"I look at devs and say 'I want to be that', I look at critics and say 'I want to impress them', and I look at gamers and say 'I want them to have fun."Egg82
At 5/24/12 05:32 PM, Fullmetalnoob wrote: I asked her "will you go out with me" after 2nd period and she said yes.
fuck yeah
So where are you going to take her "Mr. Will you go out with me"?
What ever happened to "Do you want to be my girlfriend"?
At 5/25/12 05:26 PM, Fullmetalnoob wrote: ......
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She just told me that we should "just be friends."
fantastic
Don't you worry about being "just be friends". Make that relationship into "FRIENS WITH BENEFITS"
There are things I do and there are things I want to do. Overall, I just want to live my life and end it the way I want.
"I Finally Got A Girlfriend Lol" and a 3rd graders writing plus a shit meme. surely this thread deserves its two pages
People feel the need to be excited by their first?
oh my, so sad