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Slaughter the masturbaters

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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 23:15:11


At 4/8/12 11:11 PM, NightOwlRoost wrote: Some of you are actually taking this thread srsly?

Whether or not he's trolling, he's obviously fucked up in the head.


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 23:18:00


At 4/8/12 11:15 PM, MrFlopz wrote:
At 4/8/12 11:11 PM, NightOwlRoost wrote: Some of you are actually taking this thread srsly?
Whether or not he's trolling, he's obviously fucked up in the head.

Then let him rot in his little corner!


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 23:18:43


At 4/8/12 11:15 PM, MrFlopz wrote:
At 4/8/12 11:11 PM, NightOwlRoost wrote: Some of you are actually taking this thread srsly?
Whether or not he's trolling, he's obviously fucked up in the head.

No he just visits 4chan a lot or something. The last post I read by him he was talking about how he masturbates with insects.


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 23:31:13


At 4/8/12 11:18 PM, JBKalso wrote:
At 4/8/12 11:15 PM, MrFlopz wrote:
At 4/8/12 11:11 PM, NightOwlRoost wrote: Some of you are actually taking this thread srsly?
Whether or not he's trolling, he's obviously fucked up in the head.
No he just visits 4chan a lot or something. The last post I read by him he was talking about how he masturbates with insects.

Ohhhh. 4chan. Ok. Nevermind it all makes sense to me now. 4chan is the number one breeder of sociopaths.


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 23:44:11


At 4/8/12 03:13 PM, Asperchu wrote: Because of that, any man who masturbates deserves to be butchered. Every day I keep thinking about how I want to kill my room mates and how I will tear apart their flesh as punishment for the masturbations they perform.

Are you a double amputee or something?


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 23:48:44


At 4/8/12 03:13 PM, Asperchu wrote: So all I thought was that it would be unjust if one day the masturbators were not murdered. Masturbators are not only polluting their immediate environment with the stench of their disgusting behaviors, but they are also doing it with malevolent, animalistic intent. They can not control their emotions, because they are like animals.

In this, they are identical to those who copulate. They are even better, for they do not procreate offsprings.


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 23:50:58


At 4/8/12 11:48 PM, satanbrain wrote: They are even better, for they do not procreate offsprings.

what's wrong with having children? you some sort of weird anti-lifer?

birth rates are down, it's time to MAKE CHILDREN, NOT JERK OFF TO PORN!


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 23:52:35


At 4/8/12 11:50 PM, SKHM wrote:
At 4/8/12 11:48 PM, satanbrain wrote: They are even better, for they do not procreate offsprings.
what's wrong with having children? you some sort of weird anti-lifer?Family guy biat:
birth rates are down, it's time to MAKE CHILDREN, NOT JERK OFF TO PORN!

Its time to do both at the same time while looking at Family guy, biatch!


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-08 23:54:36


At 4/8/12 11:50 PM, SKHM wrote:
At 4/8/12 11:48 PM, satanbrain wrote: They are even better, for they do not procreate offsprings.
what's wrong with having children? you some sort of weird anti-lifer?

The world is overpopulated. Was it not, yet the procreation of humans is malefic because of the human nature.

birth rates are down, it's time to MAKE CHILDREN, NOT JERK OFF TO PORN!

Isn't propagation a submission to carnal beastly urges?


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-09 00:02:11


At 4/8/12 11:54 PM, satanbrain wrote: Isn't propagation a submission to carnal beastly urges?

no

it's act of love making between consensual adults who want to take their passion to the next level and has nothing to do with "urges" unless it's fucking rape or some sick shit

guess autistic children who can't feel emotions don't realize that part LOL!!!!!


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-09 00:03:03


At 4/8/12 03:13 PM, Asperchu wrote: Does anyone here besides me feel that men who masturbate deserve to be slaughtered?

I heard Ron Jeremy has put out a contract on you.


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-09 00:33:44


I never make any noises when I masturbate, how hard is it to really just be quiet for some people?

Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-09 00:38:30


Your roommates are cocksuckers, stop making generalizations about us masturbators.


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-09 04:08:40


Bring them out so we may know them carnally

Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-09 04:51:58


In masturbating, these men were dreaming of hurting women in sexual ways.

HOLY SHIT. He can read minds!

Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-09 07:13:17


so you want to kill every human male?

Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-09 08:54:55


At 4/8/12 09:33 PM, Asperchu wrote:
At 4/8/12 05:58 PM, Sanch wrote: if you want to fool people don't go so over the top, "aspergerchu"
No. This thread is not a joke.

we should masturbate in his face


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-09 09:03:44


Implying you're not the shittiest troll ever conceived.

Implying your opinion means shit.

Implying I care about you or any situation in your meaningless life.

Do the world a favor and commit seppuku.


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-09 09:45:08


At 4/8/12 03:13 PM, Asperchu wrote: Does anyone here besides me feel that men who masturbate deserve to be slaughtered?

I have had two brothers and two roommates who have frequently masturbated. I could hear them from beyond the walls and the entire time I thought of how disgusting what they were doing was, and how the same urges that drove them to masturbate were the urges that drove men to do terrible things to women like rape them and cause them to become pregnant. In masturbating, these men were dreaming of hurting women in sexual ways.

I have a solution!

How about all of us Masturbaters just have sex with each other about once or twice a week?

We'll all meet, and fuck at NG HQ.

Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-09 09:47:59


-1/10, didn't believe for a second that OP was serious.


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-09 15:31:33


Worst troll thread of the year 2012.


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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-09 15:56:33


>People giving a shit about Asperchu.
>2012.


Putting back fun in funeral.

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Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-09 17:47:11


At 4/9/12 03:56 PM, CheapTrick wrote: >People giving a shit about Asperchu.
>2012.

Oh fuck I've made a name for myself.

Response to Slaughter the masturbaters 2012-04-09 17:51:32


At 4/9/12 05:47 PM, Asperchu wrote: Oh fuck I've made a name for myself.

Unfortunately for you, it's not a good one.


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