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I've got Habañero up my nose Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 08:24 PM Reply

So i've been a little sick and my sinuses have been killing me, so i fixed up a little spicy snack to clear 'em out. Thing is, without thinking about it, I touched the habañero and then touched my nose, and now I've got crazy pepper burn going on in there.

I'm trying to think of some sort of assinine analogy with which I could explain this predicament to you, but somehow, the chemical fire just defies explanation. Maybe sort of like a combination of itching, pinching or sweating, but not like any one of them in particular. It's not at all like getting the habañero inside your mouth. If someone else wants to get habañero in their nose and try to do the experience justice with words, have at it.


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Response to I've got Habañero up my nose Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 08:31 PM Reply

It's like spilling toothpaste on your dick


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Response to I've got Habañero up my nose Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 08:32 PM Reply

it's like explosively shitting
in front of your entire class
THIS ISN'T THE BATHROOM


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Response to I've got Habañero up my nose Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 08:33 PM Reply

It's like waking up in the middle of the night
and you're Wade Fulp
AND YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR FLASHLIGHTS


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Response to I've got Habañero up my nose Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 09:01 PM Reply

You stuck habanero up your nose?


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Response to I've got Habañero up my nose Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 09:04 PM Reply

Why would you even...what the hell...

I've got Habañero up my nose


I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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Response to I've got Habañero up my nose Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 09:10 PM Reply

My friend once managed to get a chunk of twix in his nostril because I made him laugh while he was eating it.

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Response to I've got Habañero up my nose Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 09:11 PM Reply

At 12/5/11 08:33 PM, STEM wrote: It's like waking up in the middle of the night
and you're Wade Fulp
AND YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR FLASHLIGHTS

My god, the horror!


Can you feel it mister Krabs?

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Response to I've got Habañero up my nose Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 09:13 PM Reply

It's like sticking your cock into a pencil sharpener while tap dancing on flaming coals to the music of Justin Beiber.


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Response to I've got Habañero up my nose Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 09:15 PM Reply

It's like attempting to yodel
Except there's sulfuric acid in your throat
And you don't know how to yodel.


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Response to I've got Habañero up my nose Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 09:17 PM Reply

It's like your average day,
You're breathing,
And then you break your legs.


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Response to I've got Habañero up my nose Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 09:30 PM Reply

Nostrils are aflame.
Like getting raped anally
By a lava flow.


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you have to be happy with what you have
to be happy with you have to be happy with what you have

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Response to I've got Habañero up my nose Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 09:32 PM Reply

At 12/5/11 08:33 PM, STEM wrote: It's like waking up in the middle of the night
and you're Wade Fulp
AND YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR FLASHLIGHTS

Someone ban this triple posting heathen!


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Response to I've got Habañero up my nose Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 10:12 PM Reply

the trick is to take a Habañero seed, soaked in the Habañero's juices, and place it in your eye


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Response to I've got Habañero up my nose Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 10:16 PM Reply

It's like thinking you're sitting on a chair normally
except it's upside down
and you've got 3 out of 4 legs lodged
firmly up your arse

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Response to I've got Habañero up my nose Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 10:40 PM Reply

It's like combining car keys with electrical socket

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Response to I've got Habañero up my nose Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 10:43 PM Reply

it's like having diarhea
you only make it to the sink
GOTTA MAKE DO

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Response to I've got Habañero up my nose Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 10:43 PM Reply

At 12/5/11 08:33 PM, STEM wrote: It's like waking up in the middle of the night
and you're Wade Fulp
AND YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR FLASHLIGHTS

I love you STEM, please have my furry babies.

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Response to I've got Habañero up my nose Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 10:44 PM Reply

It's like posting on Facebook
only you're on Newgrounds
AND YOU FELL OFF THE BANDWAGON

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Response to I've got Habañero up my nose Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 10:48 PM Reply

There's a word for what you've done, OP.


The simple fact is that some people will never be happy, no matter how good their lives are.

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Response to I've got Habañero up my nose Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 11:01 PM Reply

At 12/5/11 10:48 PM, ohbombuh wrote: There's a word for what you've done, OP.

I have to pronounce it that way cuz my siñuses are still clogged.


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Response to I've got Habañero up my nose Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 11:07 PM Reply

At 12/5/11 11:01 PM, AcetheSuperVillain wrote:
At 12/5/11 10:48 PM, ohbombuh wrote: There's a word for what you've done, OP.
I have to pronounce it that way cuz my siñuses are still clogged.

Well played, good sir.

I've got Habañero up my nose


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Response to I've got Habañero up my nose Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 12:06 AM Reply

Yea just touching those things burns the skin


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Response to I've got Habañero up my nose Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 12:38 AM Reply

It's like being mugged in a back alley

THEN YOU WAKE UP AND REALIZE YOU ARE BABBY


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