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Im lusting for this girl

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Response to Im lusting for this girl 2011-10-02 21:02:43


I have the exact same problem, either give her lots of compliments and make the other guy jealous, or just wait.


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Response to Im lusting for this girl 2011-10-02 21:03:12


So, uh, OP.
Did you fuck her yet?


fuck yuo idiote

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Response to Im lusting for this girl 2011-10-02 21:09:57


At 10/2/11 09:03 PM, Sevkat wrote: So, uh, OP.
Did you fuck her yet?

he will get fucked eventually, and emphasis the GET because giving your real age to ng will produce a cock to spawn of your screen and slap you in the ear twice


Its only rape if you say no.

Say no to rape.

Response to Im lusting for this girl 2011-10-02 21:12:27


At 10/2/11 07:22 PM, Sasoriuchiha72 wrote: But she has a boyfriend.

WAT DO

get a sample of her hair and clone her in your cloning machine


happy, sad....!?

"if you're ever getting buttfucked go with scarlet velvet " - Bantam

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Response to Im lusting for this girl 2011-10-02 21:16:50


Go up to the girl and hit on her, then ask if she has a bf. When she says yes say

"Oh thats great! He can cook us breakfast, and bring us orange juice in the morning"

She should laugh and go on to say

"Well whats it like to be in the perfect relationship?"

Then she'll think about it and most likely realize its far from perfect

Then say "Heres what, Ill give you my number, and if you feel like talking to me txt me up sometime"

THE END


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Response to Im lusting for this girl 2011-10-02 21:51:08


penis -> vagina/mouth/anus/between tits

Response to Im lusting for this girl 2011-10-02 23:31:48


Keep going on with your life and wait until she either gets even more serious with him or breaks up.

The former option means you move on and find somone else.

The latter means you get to know her better and hopefully bring your relationship to the next level.

Response to Im lusting for this girl 2011-10-02 23:41:53


Whats her name?

Response to Im lusting for this girl 2011-10-02 23:45:46


Yeah so your not going to tell me, so Ill just help you out of the kindness of my own heart.

1. Your not lusting after her
2. She's lusting after you
3. Do you really really really want her? If yes, I'll give you the last step.

Response to Im lusting for this girl 2011-10-02 23:48:31


At 10/2/11 11:41 PM, commandab wrote: Whats her name?

charles


Its only rape if you say no.

Say no to rape.

Response to Im lusting for this girl 2011-10-03 00:14:27


Ok so you do, sorry I'm highly caffeinated right now and extra.

So, what you gotaa do is realize her boyfriend is on to you, he's not stupid, but he is treating her like a pile of crap, so come to her rescue like a giant cock and you will be okay
so in closing

1. hug her
2. sleep on it
3. hang with both of them at night
4. split them apart
4b. talk to one of them privately (it doesn't matter which one idiot)
5.realize she's your for the taking
6. let her know you like her in a goofy way (privately)
7. ?Proceed with caution, she will contact you by phone, make sure you steer clear of her boyfriend after contact is made, then go for a walk with her (has to be at night romeo)

its up to you from their , realize you may not fuck her that night but the following morning it in the fucking basket superman

Response to Im lusting for this girl 2011-10-03 14:03:33


It's so obvious that you should self-sex aka masturbate.


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