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Giant Edward Cullen 2011-06-18 14:58:53 Reply

Picked this bad boy up from a video store. They were selling him off for £10, completely suckered them because I would have paid double that for him.

He's life size, so it's like having the real R-Pattz chilling with me at home. Great company when I want to watch football and my fiance isn't interested. He guards my door so burglars think someone is home... he's practically family.

I'm thinking of getting the Jacob cut-out they have for sale there but I'm a bit too Team Edward if you know what I mean.

I'll be surprised if you know what I mean because I don't.

Giant Edward Cullen


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Response to Giant Edward Cullen 2011-06-18 15:00:13 Reply

That's such a fascinating tale of adventure and heroism. Allow me to continue pretending to pay attention.


Life is a performance, and the world is full of critics. Give it your all like it's your last show.
You don't even want to know

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Response to Giant Edward Cullen 2011-06-18 15:00:18 Reply

I'm sorry, are we supposed to care? Because I can't find it in me to do so.


It tolls for thee.
Thanks to IncendiaryProduction for the sig!

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Response to Giant Edward Cullen 2011-06-18 15:02:56 Reply

At 6/18/11 03:00 PM, JMCJoe wrote: I'm sorry, are we supposed to care? Because I can't find it in me to do so.
At 6/18/11 03:00 PM, Ryanson wrote: That's such a fascinating tale of adventure and heroism. Allow me to continue pretending to pay attention.

You two stink of jealousy.


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Response to Giant Edward Cullen 2011-06-18 15:04:26 Reply

You're with homosexual, bro.


just roll with it nerd

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Response to Giant Edward Cullen 2011-06-18 15:05:07 Reply

At 6/18/11 03:02 PM, Markface wrote: You two stink of jealousy.

My used Taylor Lautner-brand condom says otherwise.

It smells of his chisseled fake Native American ass.


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Response to Giant Edward Cullen 2011-06-18 15:06:42 Reply

At 6/18/11 03:04 PM, Sevkat wrote: You're with homosexual, bro.

Are you allergic to vagina, as well, bro?


just roll with it nerd

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Response to Giant Edward Cullen 2011-06-18 15:10:42 Reply

You can come out now, bro.

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just roll with it nerd

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Response to Giant Edward Cullen 2011-06-18 15:14:18 Reply

I am jelly

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Response to Giant Edward Cullen 2011-06-18 15:15:16 Reply

At 6/18/11 03:14 PM, ComradeMolotov wrote: I am jelly

Comrade!
You can come out, too, bro.


just roll with it nerd

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Response to Giant Edward Cullen 2011-06-18 15:15:17 Reply

At 6/18/11 03:10 PM, Sevkat wrote: You can come out now, bro.

I know I'm gay. Nothing new there.

Seriously, I've sucked dicks before.

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Response to Giant Edward Cullen 2011-06-18 15:16:50 Reply

You should get one of every cast member and form them in a semicircle around your door when you leave.


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Response to Giant Edward Cullen 2011-06-18 15:19:59 Reply

Take a blood festering vampiric shit on my face count Dracula.