Giant Edward Cullen

[Markface]

Picked this bad boy up from a video store. They were selling him off for £10, completely suckered them because I would have paid double that for him.

He's life size, so it's like having the real R-Pattz chilling with me at home. Great company when I want to watch football and my fiance isn't interested. He guards my door so burglars think someone is home... he's practically family.

I'm thinking of getting the Jacob cut-out they have for sale there but I'm a bit too Team Edward if you know what I mean.

I'll be surprised if you know what I mean because I don't.

[Ryanson]

That's such a fascinating tale of adventure and heroism. Allow me to continue pretending to pay attention.

[JMCJoe]

I'm sorry, are we supposed to care? Because I can't find it in me to do so.

[Markface]

At 6/18/11 03:00 PM, JMCJoe wrote: I'm sorry, are we supposed to care? Because I can't find it in me to do so.

At 6/18/11 03:00 PM, Ryanson wrote: That's such a fascinating tale of adventure and heroism. Allow me to continue pretending to pay attention.

You two stink of jealousy.

[Sevkat]

You're with homosexual, bro.

[Ryanson]

At 6/18/11 03:02 PM, Markface wrote: You two stink of jealousy.

My used Taylor Lautner-brand condom says otherwise.

It smells of his chisseled fake Native American ass.

[Sevkat]

At 6/18/11 03:04 PM, Sevkat wrote: You're with homosexual, bro.

Are you allergic to vagina, as well, bro?

[Sevkat]

You can come out now, bro.

[Sevkat]

At 6/18/11 03:14 PM, ComradeMolotov wrote: I am jelly

Comrade!
You can come out, too, bro.

[Markface]

At 6/18/11 03:10 PM, Sevkat wrote: You can come out now, bro.

I know I'm gay. Nothing new there.

Seriously, I've sucked dicks before.

[kiljoy96]

You should get one of every cast member and form them in a semicircle around your door when you leave.

[Bluemidgetguy]

Take a blood festering vampiric shit on my face count Dracula.