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Lump on my chest...

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Lump on my chest... 2011-04-10 07:34:15


Recently I noticed this weird small lump on my chest, just at the bottom left of my sternum. It feels solid, like a lump of bone. It's strange because I've never noticed it before...

Should I be worried?


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Response to Lump on my chest... 2011-04-10 07:35:13


From now on Newgrounds is a specialised doctor, son of Chief of Staff Tom Fulp.

Response to Lump on my chest... 2011-04-10 07:36:02


At 4/10/11 07:35 AM, Makakaov wrote: From now on Newgrounds is a specialised doctor, son of Chief of Staff Tom Fulp.

I don't actually care about any medical opinion, I just wanted to see some humorous posts.


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Response to Lump on my chest... 2011-04-10 07:36:05


I have a lump on my shoulder, but I think it will be fine.

Response to Lump on my chest... 2011-04-10 07:42:56


Congratulations, you're a woman now.

Response to Lump on my chest... 2011-04-10 07:58:28


We're al women, some of us just get different hormones in the womb to become men

Response to Lump on my chest... 2011-04-10 08:04:15


I'm afraid it's super-cancer. You don't have long.


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Response to Lump on my chest... 2011-04-10 08:09:55


At 4/10/11 08:03 AM, Ultor wrote: You need to go to a doctor and get it checked out it could lead to potential complications down the road

Or it could just be a rib bone poking slightly out of his chest

Response to Lump on my chest... 2011-04-10 08:28:06


At 4/10/11 07:34 AM, crapatflash wrote: Recently I noticed this weird small lump on my chest, just at the bottom left of my sternum. It feels solid, like a lump of bone. It's strange because I've never noticed it before...

Should I be worried?

I've diagnosed you with hypochondria.

Response to Lump on my chest... 2011-04-10 09:08:25


At 4/10/11 08:15 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: Might be a cyst. In high school a friend of mine got cysts in both his nipples, they swelled up like golf balls.

I had a cyst underneath my chin. Hard and as big as a golf ball.

After a month or so of visiting different doctors, they took it out.


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Response to Lump on my chest... 2011-04-10 09:19:46


At 4/10/11 07:58 AM, Gasthecar wrote: We're al women, some of us just get different hormones in the womb to become men

Not exactly. While we're in the womb we all develop three "nodes" until the X or Y gene kicks in. and they develop into either a penis and testicles, or a clit and labia. We're sexless until a gender is randomly inserted.

Response to Lump on my chest... 2011-04-10 09:26:03


At 4/10/11 09:19 AM, SubNoctem wrote:
At 4/10/11 07:58 AM, Gasthecar wrote: We're al women, some of us just get different hormones in the womb to become men
Not exactly. While we're in the womb we all develop three "nodes" until the X or Y gene kicks in. and they develop into either a penis and testicles, or a clit and labia. We're sexless until a gender is randomly inserted.

Explain why we all have breasts then, and yes children thats why men get breast cancer too

Response to Lump on my chest... 2011-04-10 09:57:30


It is a sign from your body telling you that you should shower with me.


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Response to Lump on my chest... 2011-04-10 10:01:42


If you want to feel better you have to get this thing off your chest

Lump on my chest...


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