Okay here is the deal - I am having a shitty fucking day. My nicotine levels are dangerously low and I am bored to the brink of insanity. I need some distraction. I Im going to steal the whore for a day idea from Bizarrojoe and draw your request for the rest of the day. Or at least as many as I can manage..

Sweet!

A horse who rides on a cowboy. (Not a typo, the horse is this time riding on his master.)

Standard Whore Request: Two sharks wrestling.
Everyone has done it, now so must you. ;P

an evil sea hailing creature who now roams the land misleading children and the naive with his humorous, entertaining magic tricks and his friendly smile then robbing them of their possessions and perhaps a limb

My, how convenient!
I'd like you to draw a beautiful and sophisticated lady.
... With one of those loong cigarrette holder à la beatnik style.

Sorry, people would think I'm turning weak...

Robot Zombies fighting Werewolves in Space!

At 12/12/10 11:27 AM, Luwano wrote: Sweet!

A horse who rides on a cowboy. (Not a typo, the horse is this time riding on his master.)

Here you go - what a strange request. Oh well, Im not one to jugde ;)

Im not drawing any more horses today. Just so you know. This only made me even angrier! :P

At 12/12/10 11:31 AM, DNoack757 wrote: Standard Whore Request: Two sharks wrestling.
Everyone has done it, now so must you. ;P

Sure - if it's mandatory then I better do so.

Space robot ghost zombies.

At 12/12/10 11:19 AM, Lundsfryd wrote: Or at least as many as I can manage..

mmm u gotta perty mouth. Heh....

I wonder if that is enough for drawing something.... :P

At 12/12/10 12:06 PM, Lundsfryd wrote: Here you go - what a strange request. Oh well, Im not one to jugde ;)

Im not drawing any more horses today. Just so you know. This only made me even angrier! :P

That horses face is too beautiful!
I must avert my eyes!

Sharks.. Next..

I woman inhaling deeply from a fine cigarette. The delicious smoke filling her lungs. The calm an serenity it brings her.

occluded = biggest asshole ever.

At 12/12/10 11:45 AM, BizarroJoe wrote: My, how convenient!
I'd like you to draw a beautiful and sophisticated lady.
... With one of those loong cigarrette holder à la beatnik style.

Sorry, people would think I'm turning weak...

Shit beaten to the punch.

At 12/12/10 12:06 PM, Lundsfryd wrote:

At 12/12/10 11:27 AM, Luwano wrote:
A horse who rides on a cowboy.

Here you go - what a strange request. Oh well, Im not one to jugde ;)

Erm.... not quite what I asked for but..... thanks?

I love how people request sharks wrestling like I'm not planning to do it the second I see the thread.
than I actually have to THINK of something to ask for.

A fat man who just stole tons of food from a packaging factory and blew it up, the picture being him flying through the air with an explosion behind him as he desperately tries to eat all of the food before he dies.

At 12/12/10 01:01 PM, M-Vero wrote: I love how people request sharks wrestling like I'm not planning to do it the second I see the thread.
than I actually have to THINK of something to ask for.

Hahaha, too slow Dave. >:3

Must work faster!

At 12/12/10 11:33 AM, CloudEater wrote: an evil sea hailing creature who now roams the land misleading children and the naive with his humorous, entertaining magic tricks and his friendly smile then robbing them of their possessions and perhaps a limb

Check! Next..

Draw spaceships fighting 50s robots underwater

Kalzakazam in a pokemon battle.

At 12/12/10 11:45 AM, BizarroJoe wrote: My, how convenient!
I'd like you to draw a beautiful and sophisticated lady.
... With one of those loong cigarrette holder à la beatnik style.

Sorry, people would think I'm turning weak...

You did this on purpuse.

Oh btw. The next one may take a while. I need to make some dinner..

At 12/12/10 11:48 AM, SquareHard wrote: Robot Zombies fighting Werewolves in Space!

Robotzombie.. Apparently the only way to communicate this is with an arm missing and a lovely green tan.

At 12/12/10 01:43 PM, Lundsfryd wrote:

At 12/12/10 11:45 AM, BizarroJoe wrote: My, how convenient!
I'd like you to draw a beautiful and sophisticated lady.
... With one of those loong cigarrette holder à la beatnik style.

Sorry, people would think I'm turning weak...

You did this on purpuse.

Oh, isn't she smokin' hot...? She kinda resembles somebody I know...
Anyways, the thread is coming out very funny, especially thanks to you. You're managing to get the most of each request. Nice work so far! I'll try to keep an eye on this thread as many times as I can.

Draw hyptosis mother bullying hyptosis by making coffee stains on his drawings while he is having an asthma attack or perhaps suffering from heartfailure which he inccurred from her smoking while expecting him.

At 12/12/10 01:01 PM, tingtonger wrote: A fat man who just stole tons of food from a packaging factory and blew it up, the picture being him flying through the air with an explosion behind him as he desperately tries to eat all of the food before he dies.

I do enjoy drawing fat people. I figured if he is crazy enough to blow up a factory then he might as well do it naked.

At 12/12/10 02:39 PM, BizarroJoe wrote:

Oh, isn't she smokin' hot...? She kinda resembles somebody I know...

Oh great - I draw a female face and she looks like a tranny-gore-geek with a thing for danish people. *deep sigh*..

Anyways, the thread is coming out very funny, especially thanks to you. You're managing to get the most of each request. Nice work so far! I'll try to keep an eye on this thread as many times as I can.

Thanks, Im glad you think so :)

Sorry Knock and Jonny but Im going to skip both of yours on account of already sorta haveing done both subject today/yesterday. And so the next and LAST ONE will be Jqb's request.

And that's it. Im done for the day. Sorry to hyptosis about this one :P

Could you draw a pussy, and a cat?

At 12/12/10 04:44 PM, Peglay wrote: Could you draw a pussy, and a cat?

Too late :(

At 12/12/10 05:31 PM, Jow279 wrote:

And that's it. Im done for the day. Sorry to hyptosis about this one :P

aww.. i came here late dang. but, just saying, this whore for a day was kinda short wasn't it?

Yeah sorry about that. What was it 5½ hour or something. More like 5 because I had to eat. I started pretty late i guess. Thing is it pretty tiresom to do all those sketches digital. I should have done it on paper instead.