What's the easiest way to do this besides taking laxatives?
Basically, the past few days I've been having diarrhea, and the doctors need to test stuff from my stool, which is like... my shit or something I guess.
I need to have diarrhea and put it in these containers then bring it back to them eventually, but I got home and now I'm not having diarrhea, I won't go into detail on what my shit looks like or what's happening because none of you give a fuck and I don't really care either.
But I need to get diarrhea again so they can find out what is wrong with me.. They think it's just from some prescription the doctor gave me a few weeks ago and I do hope that's the case, but somebody has to know something about this.
Somebody told me put eyedrops in my drink, but I've looked that up and that can be extremely bad for you... So, I'm not going there and I don't have money for laxatives.

Help?

A disturbance of the bacterial flora in your stomach will most of the time cause diarrhea. Bad milk, for example, can cause diarrhea.

I think dairy products, lots of them but I don't know for sure...

Well, some people have floppy shit from baked cheese, others from bacterias in milk. You should find your floppy shit maker and eat tons of it.

Eating rotten food might help you also, but i'm not 100% sure it will.

LOTS of pure orange juice will cause runny faeces. Excess sugar means the poo can't become solid.

Also, try to get as less vitamin D as you can.

Have fun with that.

Go out the night before and drink loads of beer and other alcoholic beverages.

But... if you aren't having problems anymore.... why would you want to start back up?

At any rate, you can try drinking 100% apple juice, have a few cups of caffeinated coffee if you don't drink it normally, or do what grandma does and go buy some prune juice. Castor oil will work, but it might screw around with the tests.. don't know for sure

Or you can get ice cream, heat it so it melts, freeze it again, and then eat it.

If you do it, there's a chance that you get Salmonella, and you will shit diarrhea like a rail gun.

Burritos or bad shishkebab can also cause diarrhea.

FACT!

Eat a raw chicken breast... and wash it down with a glass of whiskey mixed with raw egg.

Order as much meat from your local chinese takeaway as possible. Then finish it off with the spiciest curry you can make, all washed down with a gallon of prune juice.

The chinese alone, if you pick the right place will give you the shits for a week.

If you live in the Cornwall area, I can give you the phone number. It was their thai green curry that did it to me.

At 9/30/10 12:46 PM, Makakaov wrote: ...floppy shit...

That made me chuckle.

How expensive are laxatives? Surely they won't be so expensive you can't afford them, I mean, they're just pills. Anyway, if you want to have diarrhea, drink stuff. LOTS of stuff.

How did this turn out anyway?

duude nobody wants to hav diarea but is just not somting to get on purpose! u

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At 9/30/10 01:00 PM, Makakaov wrote: Or you can get ice cream, heat it so it melts, freeze it again, and then eat it.

If you do it, there's a chance that you get Salmonella, and you will shit diarrhea like a rail gun.

HEADSHOT!

If you're not having diarrhea anymore, why would you even need to go to the doctors now?

Try some good old fashioned vitamin T-B.

Aren't you cured then?

Lots & lots & lots of prunes should do the trick

for som reason dis turn me on wen i getta boner and diarrea.

Don't purposely give your self that kind of illness. If you had loose stool for a while and it has stopped, chances are that your natural flora is back to normal.
By purposely giving yourself food poisoning, you stand the risk of appendicitis, gastroenteritis as well as a dozen of other diseases which can potentially kill you or result in a costly surgery.

I for one had Gastro and it f-ing sucks.

The simple thing to do is give them a sample of what you have. That way they can get appropriate bacteria counts and if you did have a problem (Such as E-coli or Salmonella) They can see if you've recently recovered.

At 12/8/13 10:21 PM, Mrccbirdguy wrote: Don't purposely give your self that kind of illness. If you had loose stool for a while and it has stopped, chances are that your natural flora is back to normal.
By purposely giving yourself food poisoning, you stand the risk of appendicitis, gastroenteritis as well as a dozen of other diseases which can potentially kill you or result in a costly surgery.

I for one had Gastro and it f-ing sucks.

The simple thing to do is give them a sample of what you have. That way they can get appropriate bacteria counts and if you did have a problem (Such as E-coli or Salmonella) They can see if you've recently recovered.

I also forgot to add that if you do self inflict your self with food poisoning, it can throw your lab results off and if you tell your doctor that you did it purposely, there's a chance you could be considered a hazard to yourself and they'll throw you into a psych ward. This in turn can cause your insurance premium to sky rocket as you will forever more be considered a high risk person.