At 9/15/10 10:50 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:
can I join I love playing D&D Axis and Allies and Risk.
Absolutely.
My favourite game ever, and I tweeted about it, but doing that does NOT do justice to the game.
Alright, our mission was to find an Assassin who was responsible for straight up murdering a high ranking Paladin under Lord Brennen. So, we set off, however, during this time, our main cleric decided he wanted to play a different character for a while, which would be perfectly fine in the other cleric in the party wasn't a complete idiot. Why do I say this? Because this Cleric, Othco used to be a Druid. Yeah, as a Druid he summoned a fire elemental to attack a bee hive... this was destporying nature and once he did this he lost all his Druidic powers. How he became a Cleric is because our DM thought it would be best if he became a Cleric of Obid-Hai, because Obid-Hai is the God who grows the best weed and is too high to care about a DRUID FUCKING WITH NATURE. More on this later. This Cleric, had runes put on him buy Obid-Hai because of the whole burning nature thing. He decided to get those runes filled in because he didn't like being watched. Now, Othco while wandering got a chance to talk to the god of Lichdom, Vecna. He made a deal with Vecna. More on this as we discuss the game.
So, as we are wandering, things were kind of slow (I was off my a-game). I mean, we were in a tavern that lead to the Assassin's hideout. So, we come across this room, this room is full of statues, a telescope and is basically A TRAP! Now, our Rogue Quill touches a statue... then disappears, I try doing the same to the same statue but nothing, Othco decides to touch another statue and then he disappears. Now, at thing point we decided to break the statues, we break the statue Othco touched and out he pops barely alive. We break the one Quill touch, and she pops out dead... which made our defacto leader, Quarian go all "Fuck, should have broke that statue first." and two things you have to note, in character, Quill and Quarian are about to be married to each other so keep this in mind for later. We carry on, get through the traps, and the various puzzles... until we find a room that has a scroll with a riddle in it, it was about a human, an orc, an elf and a dwarf in a bar and which one got the right drink. we had three chances. We tried Everyone... didn't work, we tried no one... didn't work... Then we tried the Dwarf.... the scroll burns away and this scroll has a True Ressurection spell on it. Oh yeah. It turned out, thanks to analyze from Streetwraith who was listening in... it was the orc. Which make Quarian go "fuck, we could have used that spell and I should have known that." Basically, because we figured we needed our rogue and Quarian wanted to save his fiancee he decided to call and summon an evil Rahsaka Hajj Vur (who is the anti-thesis of Quarian because of their similarities). Now, Our Paladin was explained this so he and Othco went so the Paladin doesn't try to Smite Evil Hajj Vur. The Paladin was apeshit after this and was being held back. Now, Quarian and Hajj Vur were trying to make a deal, and Hajj Vur, being evil and all puts a brand on Quarian that says "Hajj Vur's bitch" now the deal resulted in Quarian trying to get Hajj Vur to take him to Res Quill. HHajj Vur laughed, and Quarian said "any party member who would interest you" and Hajj Vur pointed to my charater saying "the woman" Quarian basically said fuck that, and the Paladin after calm down offered himself to JHajj Vur, which he would have taken, but Othco chimed in saying "how about you take me. " Hajj Vur pretty much said "You're not worth anything too me... however, the secret you have does... tell me and I think we can come to a deal." Othco had to tell Hajj Vurr and the rest of the party that he was "secretly working for Vecna." Which began my joy. I was starting to laugh, because what would result couldn't have fit better because Othco was not a proper cleric, he was more like a cleric that tanks and never heals. THe chainsaw fucking that follows is awesome.
After we learn about this, the Paladin went insane, and even though he was told and accepted that Quarian was summoning a demon, and once Othco admitted to working for Vecna, the Paladin pretty much put Quarian on his shitlist as well as Othco for the amount of evil said. the Paladin was "QUARIANWORKSWITHDEMONS" and "OTCHOISTHEWORSTCLERICEVER"
After ithis, comes the dark lord himself, we all had to make Fear saves and only myself , Quarian and the paladin made those roles.. there was nothing we could do. Vecna is a god, so we waited and Vecna proceeded to fuck Othco with a chainsaw for "betraying a secret." He took Othco's hand and eye which made him lose 20 hitpoints... forever. Also, remember those runes? Well, Vecna removed the fillings of those runes saying "let your god see you." After his work was done, he dropped Othco, and he would have been dead had Obid-Hai, the patron saint of weed not caught him. Obid-Hai was clearly upset about the whole "working with Vecna" thing and basically being a horrible Cleric after all the free-passes Obid-Hai gave him. Obid-Hai was being super lenient and gave Othco another chance., leaving him a gift to restore his hp and con damage. However, Othco said he still wanted to finish his job for Vecna... now, this will come to bite him in the ass the game after where the Paladin ends up killing him (which was stupid). But man, I had NEVER laughed my ass off so hard in a game before.
Best. Game. Ever.
