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I just stole some guy's ID!

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I just stole some guy's ID! 2010-04-15 21:05:06


Guess what? About 3.3 million people's names, addresses, Social Security numbers and other personal stuff are now in my possession! It's fucking sweet!

I didn't even hack or anything, I just stole it! It good, old-fashioned theft!

Luckily for me, I just happened to wander into some facility on a Saturday night and steal 3,300,000 social security numbers.

Imma go buy a ton of shit now!

Response to I just stole some guy's ID! 2010-04-15 21:06:13


At 4/15/10 09:05 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Luckily for me, I just happened to wander into some facility on a Saturday night and steal 3,300,000 social security numbers.

You forgot the Gameboy.


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Response to I just stole some guy's ID! 2010-04-15 21:07:39


At 4/15/10 09:06 PM, ir0nLungs wrote:
At 4/15/10 09:05 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Luckily for me, I just happened to wander into some facility on a Saturday night and steal 3,300,000 social security numbers.
You forgot the Gameboy.

Oh yeah, my bad. I forgot to mention that I was playing Super Mario Bros. 3 while I did it.

Response to I just stole some guy's ID! 2010-04-15 21:07:50


LOL, wow, after reading that previous guy's thread, i just LOL'd.
But honestly, if it was really you, they'd just track you down with your IP address faster than you can say identity theft. Anybody stupid enough to go on here and say something like that (if it were true) is a big moron.
And lastly, the guy this happened to is going through a ton of shit now. Give him a break.


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Response to I just stole some guy's ID! 2010-04-15 21:08:07


Oh how clever. It's so funny I'm not laughing at all.

Response to I just stole some guy's ID! 2010-04-15 21:09:14


At 4/15/10 09:08 PM, Archon68 wrote: Oh how clever. It's so funny I'm not laughing at all.

That post was so insulting I'm not crying at all.

Response to I just stole some guy's ID! 2010-04-15 21:09:57


I made a parody thread too, click on the link in mah sig.


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Response to I just stole some guy's ID! 2010-04-15 21:11:05


Crime doesn't pay.


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