well newgrounds, i feel as though i have to share this with you. this morning i woke up with one thing on my mind. The BBS. Oh how much i wanted to post there. In fact i had such a hard on for the BBS that my pants burst into flames right as i opened my computer.
Naturally i freaked out and jumped up. My roommate ran over and tried to pound out the flame but that hurt like hell and did not help. So then he grabbed a cup of water we had sitting around and threw it at my now almost completely flames pants. Unfournatly for me the cup was full of gasoline and not water. So now all my clothes were on fire.
Then i got the idea to take off all the flaming clothes. So i did. But the second they hit the floor the whole room burst into flames. So we ran out of the room. As luck would have it the hot Swedish volleyball team was touring all the dorms and they were all in our hall. It only took them about three seconds to notice my tiny penis and they all started pointing a laughing. Out of shame i slunk back into my room.
then i remembered the room was on fire. So with my final breath as i burned to death i cursed Newgrounds. After all it was my desire to visit it that caused my demise. So now BBS community i have cursed and will haunt you all
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