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okay so if im getting ready to go out to a party or gig or something, i always do the same thing:
have a few beers
throw on some of my favorite tunes
get changed into w.e im wearing for the night
jam out my favorite tune on my guitar
spay myself with aftershave three times (neck, chest, stomach)
grab my lucky chain and head out the door.
its sort of like a check list for everytime i go out, so i was wondering if anyone else had the same sort of routine they do before they head out for a night on the town?
I sacrifice several virgins, and make a pentagram with thier blood. Then I sit in its center and repediatly chant 666.
I wrap them and the whole room up in cellophane and them I chop them up.
The only time I ever really had a ritual was when I used to race.
I would always get to the race location 2-3 hours before the starting time
I would listen to my ipod (usually heavy metal) and sit off by myself, drinking water and trying to clear my mind
At exactly an hour and 10 minutes before the start, I would go for my warm-up (2-3 miles)
Come back to stretch, do my drills
At 20 minutes before the start of the race, I would put on my racing spikes
Do a series of long strides at the starting line
5 minutes before the race, my team and I would go out 150 meters or so for the team huddle
2 minutes to go, I'd take off my warm-up jacket/pants, check spike laces multiple times.
Oh yeah - and the entire hour before your race your nerves make you feel like you want to go curl up someplace and die.
I climb on top on top of the sacrifice pyramid. The gaurds hold a man down on the stone table in front of me. I get out a knife made of gold,emerald,and diamonds. I cut open the victim's stomach and reach in to rip out his heart. If the heart beats more than 4 times I will have a good time if not I stay home.Here's a pic.
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We kidnape a few hamsters and gather them around a cirkle and have butt sex with them! THATS MY RITUAL!!!
Smoking will kill you M8!!!
At 10/28/09 09:42 PM, Tobi wrote: I sacrifice several virgins, and make a pentagram with thier blood. Then I sit in its center and repediatly chant 666.
so that's why you're on NG you're looking for Virgins
At 10/28/09 10:29 PM, ChickenReaper wrote:At 10/28/09 09:42 PM, Tobi wrote: I sacrifice several virgins, and make a pentagram with thier blood. Then I sit in its center and repediatly chant 666.so that's why you're on NG you're looking for Virgins
That, and its stupidity is something I can comprehend to.
At 10/28/09 09:33 PM, megakill wrote: grab my lucky chain and head out the door.
I didn't know people even still wore chains, outside of middle school or 2003. That is a lucky chain, not so lucky though, to be attached to such a gigantic, weeping vagina.
Wake up 5 mins before I have to leave
Attempt to brush hair. Short hair so bed head isn't much a problem
Look for a clean polo shirt
Repeat the word "Frick" because I can't find a shirt
Throw on 5 year old band shirt that I don't realize has a huuuuge hole in it
Put on some pants
Spray some nasty smelling axe spray
Slide into a pair of boots
Then I leave
I usually wake up at around 8 PM, rise from my coffin, head into the night and drain the life force of my victims. Then I come back home at around 12 AM drink a glass wine while composing a new song. Then day breaks and I head back to sleep.
Not related to going out to town, but-
When I brush my teeth at night before I go to bed, I always use mouthwash as I'm going to the bathroom. Two birds in one stone, just like two chicks at the same time.