At 4/12/04 12:20 AM, TheForgotten wrote: I know I'm a little late, heh, but I'd like to join. I can't believe you guys have already hit 101! Congrats Godfather_Ghost! :) I'll make an honorary Profile Picture for this club.

Well, I don't know about the boss, but I think you're as good as in. It would be great for a member of the SSM (are you one?) to join.

*salesman knocks on the door of the hideout, then has his brains blown out by the security system*

Ah, ADT, Mafia style!

Ah, ADT, Mafia style!

I need me one of those! That way I wouldn't have to get up and kill all the robbers and girl scouts and those freaks who try to get you to change your religion myself!

Hey, go into the Portal! There are actually a lot of PROTECTION points right now!

Make sure to protect SPERM and the dress - up one, can't remember the name.

At 4/12/04 12:34 AM, ktekka wrote:

Ah, ADT, Mafia style!

I need me one of those! That way I wouldn't have to get up and kill all the robbers and girl scouts and those freaks who try to get you to change your religion myself!

Hell ya! Here are some examples:

*knock knock*

Me: Who the hell is it?!
Them: Girl Scout cookies! If we sell 5 more boxes we get -
*BEEP*
(Hear high - pitched screams, then silence)
Me: Much better.

*Knock knock*

Me: Whatdaya want?
Them: Would you be interested in converting to the religion of -
*BEEP* *Blam blam blam kaboom!*
Me: Heh heh heh...

*Knock Knock*

Me: *gets up, opens door, hangs salesman from porchlight, then sets him on fire, then goes back inside and sits back down*
"Hey, we all gotta have some fun sometimes, don't we?

At 4/12/04 12:25 AM, ktekka wrote: Hey, have you posted in this club before? Because the name TheForgotten sounds familiar to me, but I can't remember where I heard it. Anyways, just asking.

Yeah, I've posted in here before.

Also, what do you want to be in the Mafia?

Not sure...what are the positions?

At 4/12/04 12:29 AM, BiologicalWarrior wrote: Well, I don't know about the boss, but I think you're as good as in. It would be great for a member of the SSM (are you one?) to join.

Oh, yeah, I'm a member of the SSM, and I own the PPM.

At 4/12/04 12:43 AM, TheForgotten wrote:

At 4/12/04 12:25 AM, ktekka wrote:

Also, what do you want to be in the Mafia?

Not sure...what are the positions?

Well, there are:

Main Jobs:

Special Operations (that's me and ktekka)
Hitmen
Snipers
Demolitions
Accountants
Dames (I don't think you'd be interested in that one)
Drivers (getaway and drive-by shootings)

Special Talents:

Negotiaters
Spies
Drug Lords

Pity Jobs:

Recruiter / Propoganda
Requests (will you do this for me...)
Collection (give me the money or I'll...)

And then there's the newcomer job of “Store owner”. But since you’re level ten, you should be able to get a higher-level job than that.

At 4/12/04 12:53 AM, BiologicalWarrior wrote: And then there's the newcomer job of “Store owner”. But since you’re level ten, you should be able to get a higher-level job than that.

I see. Well, I've always been fond of Hitmen, if it is possible, I'd like to be a hitman.

Me: Who the hell is it?!
Them: Girl Scout cookies! If we sell 5 more boxes we get -
*BEEP*
(Hear high - pitched screams, then silence)
Me: Much better.

I have a security system that does stuff like that, but to use it, I'd have to get up and walk all the way into the control room. I'm still trying (and failing) to wire it into the computer in my office, that way I could BLAM crap in the portal, and kill annoying people who come to my doorstep.

In other news, I've just reached 100 posts. I know it's not much compared to other people's post count, but I've only been a Grounds Gold member for about a month.
Next goal: 500 posts

Hmm. Reached 100 pages of what is now peace and prosperity. Congratulations for outliving most NG clubs.

hey, yo, u wanna buy sum crack? sum crack, u kno, get you high?

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At 4/12/04 03:16 AM, Zwickel wrote: W|-|47 TEH HEll?....
W31rd, w3ll-......
I Jus7 w0nder w1-1aT I aM, Th3 G0dFa7h3r Tol1) M3 th47 I w4s a (4po, u7 1m confuzz3d noe, c4n sum1 tell m3H mai positioen?

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I don't speak dork, could u translate that for me? ha ha ha! I'm joking...but serriously, translate it, ha ha, now...lets all dance!!!

Lol, nah...no translation...well, i wast ust askin what rank i got in teh NG mafeeah.

Sheeize, Ill goe 2 slip, eets soe demn lait.
3 am... zzzzz

At 4/12/04 04:28 AM, Zwickel wrote: Lol, nah...no translation...well, i wast ust askin what rank i got in teh NG mafeeah.

Sheeize, Ill goe 2 slip, eets soe demn lait.
3 am... zzzzz

I don't speak dumbass either...wait...yes I do...I'm jus too much of a dumbass to kno wat it says ^_^

Hello, fellow Mafinians. (Not a real word.) So whats up, everybody?

At 4/12/04 01:20 AM, Ted_Easton wrote: Hmm. Reached 100 pages of what is now peace and prosperity. Congratulations for outliving most NG clubs.

thx, ted. i'd like to say it was hard getting to 100, but i'll just tell the truth and say that most of us are too dumb and stubborn to quit.

So, Strauss, I've been wanting to ask. How do you like being underboss? I'm not trying to say anything by this, I just want to know.

*Aurin walks in, looks at a slip of paper, looks at -StimulatedHigh- looks back down at the peice of paper. Aurin pulls a knife out of her cloak, and throws it at -StimulatedHigh-. She turns and leaves.

At 4/12/04 09:34 AM, Twin_Uzis wrote: So, Strauss, I've been wanting to ask. How do you like being underboss? I'm not trying to say anything by this, I just want to know.

it's not bad. how bout you? are you enjoying your much-needed rest?

sorry to double-post, but what was that all about, aurin?

Oh, nothing. You want me to kill someone for you? Since you're a member of the mafia, I'll do it for half price...
Hehehehhe....
Oh, and I'll be needing some more knives...

hello everyone i joined awhile ago and never posted so here i am in the flesh well not quite lol ahem well yes what did i come here for.oh yeah to ask if you want to join the household appliance crew anywhoo whats happenin with The Family today any mission?

Well, this isn't nice. someone has something to say about our old friend, carmilla in the general forum.

At 4/12/04 10:01 AM, fftadvance wrote: hey can i join the NG Mafia?

No.
And I'm good Strauss, my blood pressure has really lowered since you took over as underboss.

At 4/12/04 10:28 AM, Twin_Uzis wrote:

And I'm good Strauss, my blood pressure has really lowered since you took over as underboss.

thz good. looks like you were getting a little heated over flame wars and shit. we'd hate to have one of our founding members dead of a heart attack.

At 4/12/04 09:57 AM, Strauss69 wrote: Well, this isn't nice. someone has something to say about our old friend, carmilla in the general forum.

yeah i saw that what an asshole

Well, I guess you'd say I was worse off now though, since I'm still leader of the Hitmen. Speaking of which, I'd head to the portal, I'm up to my eyes in shitty movies. BLAM BLAM BLAM!

btw, uzis? what's wrong with fft that you don't want him in?

At 4/12/04 10:42 AM, Strauss69 wrote: btw, uzis? what's wrong with fft that you don't want him in?

The rules say he can't join, not me. Look at his level.

At 4/12/04 10:43 AM, Twin_Uzis wrote: The rules say he can't join, not me. Look at his level.

i know that, but can't you at least try to be a little more hospitable? we're just calming down over here.