Ok Motherfuckers

[idiot-monarch]

Listen up! The mods have been gone for a few hours now, and I'm taking over. So things are gonna be run differently now. Ok? Ok.

Drawing in MS Paint will result in death by firing squad.

Drawing anime will result in death by firing squad.

Every art forum user must spend 2 hours of the day watching these TV shows: Spongebob Squarepants, Chowder, Flapjack and Telletubbies. Breaking this rule will result in death by firing squad.

Being a fucking pain in the ass will result in death by firing squad.

Anyone who regularly contributes to 'Continue the story' threads is to leave the Art Forum. Trespassing will result in death by firing squad.

Every Art Forum reg is to eat a minimum of 3 pancakes a day. Not doing so will result in death by firing squad.

Every morning, all Art Forum regs must pray to me. If not, well, you should know what happens by now.

Now that that's cleared out, carry on.

[Jereminion]

you have issues

[Ashman]

shoot me now

art mods are online they have just left us

[idiot-monarch]

At 8/11/09 05:30 PM, Jereminion wrote: you have issues

Death by firing squad.

Anyone else feel like a hero?

[Jereminion]

At 8/11/09 05:31 PM, idiot-monarch wrote:

At 8/11/09 05:30 PM, Jereminion wrote: you have issues

Death by firing squad.

Anyone else feel like a hero?

im a human being god damn it. my life has values!!!

[Re2deemer]

At 8/11/09 05:28 PM, idiot-monarch wrote: Every art forum user must spend 2 hours of the day watching these TV shows: Spongebob Squarepants, Chowder, Flapjack and Telletubbies. Breaking this rule will result in death by firing squad.

Bu-but.....Our Great And Benevolent Leader, these shows are not shown here! Should I send a shooting squad over to the TV station?

[Zanroth]

At 8/11/09 05:31 PM, idiot-monarch wrote:

At 8/11/09 05:30 PM, Jereminion wrote: you have issues

Death by firing squad.

Anyone else feel like a hero?

Meh, beats dying of heart problems due to too many pancakes.

[bigjonny13]

He looks french; and I don't take orders from Frenchmen.

[idiot-monarch]

The following people are to be shot:
Jereminion
ashman112
Zanroth
big-johnny-13

I have an assignment for you, my minions. Bring me back the one they call sucho, so I could eat his brains and gain his talent.

[bigjonny13]

Blah, you'll never take me. Don't make me go Neo on your firing squad.

[Jereminion]

this is madness..

[J-qb]

At 8/11/09 05:40 PM, idiot-monarch wrote: I have an assignment for you, my minions. Bring me back the one they call sucho, so I could eat his brains and gain his talent.

I have dreamt about this day ever since I was enlightened by your divine greatness. Yet my heart is in conflict now, for I do not know whether to cheer or grief. Woe me. I used to believe the man from Riga would solve all our problems, but I was so much older then. Im younger than that now.
For I must confess. I will never betray Sucho to you. Nevery I say, Never!
Yet the mere thought of disobey you rips the very fabric of my soul. What is left of me if not my obedience. Integrity? me, who worshipped You above all, Integrity?
Please shoot me now, for I can not live with this pain.

[MeMB]

At 8/11/09 05:44 PM, Jereminion wrote: this is madness..

Madness?

[bigjonny13]

At 8/11/09 05:45 PM, MeMB wrote:

At 8/11/09 05:44 PM, Jereminion wrote: this is madness..

Madness?

THIS IS NEWGROUDS
YARRRRGGGHHHHHH

all caps post motherfuckers.... oh wait

[J-qb]

At 8/11/09 05:44 PM, Jereminion wrote: this is madness..

Madness!?!
This.. Is.. LATVIA!!! [kicks Jereminion down the well]

[idiot-monarch]

At 8/11/09 05:45 PM, J-qb wrote: Please shoot me now, for I can not live with this pain.

You have been loyal for many years, so it makes me sad that you have made this decision, gone down this road. You would have been a great help in liberating the Art Forum.

... Death by firing squad.

And believe me, my people, this will be neither the first, nor the last casualty we will experience before bringing order to this forum. The road ahead is dark and perilous, but together we will prevail in liberating this forum from the fascist NG Staff and their minions, RaeNaeNae and BlackmaketKraig. You must understand, my children, that this would have happened sooner and later. We could not have survived under the rule of the NG Staff for much longer.

And remember, first the Art Fotum, then the world.

Now, bring me sucho.

[MeMB]

I wish to join your ranks, Great Ruler of Everything Artsy and Unmoderated!

[J-qb]

At 8/11/09 05:57 PM, idiot-monarch wrote:

At 8/11/09 05:45 PM, J-qb wrote: Please shoot me now, for I can not live with this pain.

You have been loyal for many years, so it makes me sad that you have made this decision, gone down this road. You would have been a great help in liberating the Art Forum.

... Death by firing squad.

You Beast!.
Not only did you defy. That did not matter, I was unworthy. You defied Bob Dylan. I quoted him quite obviously, and you ignored it!?!?
Yet I should thank you, for you made me see the light. All these years I was just worshipping an idol. a Bland Totem Pole. Yet you made me see the light.
Not you, but Bob should receive my dedication.
I will gather the Contra-revolutionary forces, And together we will smite you false ways.
Who is with me I say?! Who Dares stand up to this Tyrant and bring him down!.

I aint gonna work on maggies farm no more!

[idiot-monarch]

Blast your incompetence! Sucho has escaped the premises of the forum. Catoblepas will have to do for now.

But keep in mind, children, that I will not tolerate such mistakes for much longer.

[idiot-monarch]

The times, they are a changing, J-qb. And there's nothing you can do about it.

[bigjonny13]

At 8/11/09 06:03 PM, J-qb wrote: You Beast!.
Not only did you defy. That did not matter, I was unworthy. You defied Bob Dylan. I quoted him quite obviously, and you ignored it!?!?
Yet I should thank you, for you made me see the light. All these years I was just worshipping an idol. a Bland Totem Pole. Yet you made me see the light.
Not you, but Bob should receive my dedication.
I will gather the Contra-revolutionary forces, And together we will smite you false ways.
Who is with me I say?! Who Dares stand up to this Tyrant and bring him down!.

I aint gonna work on maggies farm no more!

Well, God is in heaven
And we all want what's his
But power and greed and corruptible seed
Seem to be all that there is

Like a rolling stone, I'll roll beside you and cause destruction.
I'm gonna go Casey Jones on this dictator, and whoop some ass.

[Ashman]

the fascist dictator idiot monarch must fall, is he a dictator cause hes also a monarch?

viva la revolution

[Lundsfryd]

So.. This new regime of yours. Does it come with a dental plan?

[bigjonny13]

At 8/11/09 06:10 PM, ashman112 wrote:

viva la revolution

well actually he would be the revolution, we're the counter-revolution

[Ashman]

At 8/11/09 06:11 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote:

At 8/11/09 06:10 PM, ashman112 wrote:

viva la revolution

well actually he would be the revolution, we're the counter-revolution

oh rite i dont know, down with him then

[idiot-monarch]

At 8/11/09 06:10 PM, Lundsfryd wrote: So.. This new regime of yours. Does it come with a dental plan?

As a matter of fact, it does, maggot. Does Lundsfryd need braces?

[J-qb]

At 8/11/09 06:08 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Like a rolling stone, I'll roll beside you and cause destruction.
I'm gonna go Casey Jones on this dictator, and whoop some ass.

I all his wisdom, the man predicted this.
Half-wracked prejudice leaped forth
Rip down all hate, I screamed
Lies that life is black and white
Spoke from my skull. I dreamed
Romantic facts of musketeers
Foundationed deep, somehow.
Ah, but I was so much older then,
Im younger than that now.
Clearly violence is not the path we should walk.

[Zanroth]

At 8/11/09 06:10 PM, ashman112 wrote: the fascist dictator idiot monarch must fall, is he a dictator cause hes also a monarch?

viva la revolution

...
Screw you guys! I'm going home.
*walks off into the sunset*

[MeMB]

At 8/11/09 05:57 PM, idiot-monarch wrote: And remember, first the Art Fotum, then the world.

These great words of our great ruler will be the new art forum slogan. Obey the propaganda!

[J-qb]

Standing on the water, casting your bread
While the eyes of the idol with the iron head are glowing
Distant ships sailing into the mist
You were born with a snake in both of your fists while a hurricane was blowing
Freedom just around the corner for you
But with truth so far off, what good will it do.