Snickers raped my teeth

[Idiot-Finder]

Earlier this morning when I went out for a walk, I went to a local pharmacy and bought two snickers bars (they're on sale, 2 for a dollar). When I took a bite, I remember why I hadn't eaten those for months, it raped my teeth. Seriously my teeth stung for a while but I finished it up anyway and decide to save the other bar for later. As I was ready to head on home, a black guy in a old Knicks jersey shows up and said "Hey"

"Hey Patrick" I said

Then suddenly Patrick Ewing slammed a ball on the hoop, shattering the board in the process.

"Oops"

As he was about to walk away, I said "Do you regret not winning a championship?"

Then he came toward me and punched me in the face, I blacked out afterwards. Yeah I got up an hour later, but seriously what's his problem?

All I did was ask him an honest question...

[rockyace42]

That was a good comercial.

[STEM]

Why you gotta be like that man.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 7/23/09 01:07 PM, STEM wrote: Why you gotta be like that man.

It's just a simple question, I didn't think he'd take it that hard.

[Timi]

Sorry you got your teeth punched in, but you shouldn't ask Patrick Chewing those kinds of questions.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 7/23/09 01:18 PM, Col-Sandchez wrote: Sorry you got your teeth punched in, but you shouldn't ask Patrick Chewing those kinds of questions.

It's not like it was offensive or anything.

[BlakeMo]

Turned from a funny story, to a really funny parody story.

[Timi]

At 7/23/09 02:03 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 7/23/09 01:18 PM, Col-Sandchez wrote: Sorry you got your teeth punched in, but you shouldn't ask Patrick Chewing those kinds of questions.

It's not like it was offensive or anything.

Well apparently, you were wrong good sir. Maybe he takes those kinds of questions personally, you never know.

[Krbyfan1]

One time I was walking down the street when Mr. T pulled up in a Humvee. "You think you're manly?" he yelled?

"I think I am, yeah." I said. He noticed my anime pins on my jacket.

"No you're not!" and he shot me with Snickers bars. I ran home crying.

[Deadchick]

You forgot to add the detail where you were passing through some basketball courts, I'll admit though, I laughed. Also, if you wanna rape your teeth more with snickers, you put them in the freezer.

[budda121]

i prefer master P-nut.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 7/23/09 02:11 PM, Sensationalism wrote: At least he didn't take your other Snickers.

Thankfully.

[Pokemonpoeguygcn]

At 7/23/09 01:07 PM, rockyace42 wrote: That was a good comercial.

Very funny commercial

[Breaderer]

what about sir snacksalot?

[BrainlessDan]

Interesting, but what is the point in this?

[Idiot-Finder]

At 7/23/09 02:35 PM, BrainlessDan wrote: Interesting, but what is the point in this?

Point is never ask a retired athlete a question about regret, I learned my lesson the hard way...

[Idiot-Finder]

At 7/23/09 02:15 PM, Col-Sandchez wrote:

Well apparently, you were wrong good sir. Maybe he takes those kinds of questions personally, you never know.

I'm a Michael Jordan fan anyway.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 7/23/09 03:07 PM, KoolKidTodd2 wrote: Poor guy.

All he wanted was your candy.

Nah, he just wanted to win but it'll take time as he holds a job with the Magics.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 7/23/09 02:12 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I remember Snickers always tearing my gums up because of the spiky nuts and stuff that are in them.

Still nice though.

Sometimes the cut the roof of my mouth as well.