I'm sending him something small already in the post, and I want to send him some good ol' CANADIAN BACON!
Problem being that meat spoils quite quickly, and I don't know whether or not the post office checks things like that to make sure that you don't mail meat. Imagine the mess once a pound or so of frozen bacon thawed and bled all over everyone else's important mail.
Apparently british bacon is the same I already found out so don't come in here like 'tsk tsk canada ain't special' because while it may be the same technically it isn't 'Canadian' which is the whole point.
So how in the world am I going to make sure that Twilight gets to bathe in the pleasure that is Canadian bacon. I need help Newgrounds! Don't think I'm above the law either. If the best suggestion is to simply mail the meat I'm gonna drop it in a post office box asap.