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I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 17:53:53 Reply

By fucking a pig.


I did it for the lulz:

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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 17:54:57 Reply

NOES!!! NOT BURNZOID!!!

I'm gonna miss you man.

Derp.

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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 17:55:01 Reply

I would expect no less of you, Burnzoid.

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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 17:55:45 Reply

you have a weak immune system. I pity you.


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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 17:56:23 Reply

I am sorry for your loss. Not really, but if it makes you feel any better I got money by fucking a bank.


Woo.

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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 17:57:55 Reply

didnt you read swine flu isnt caused by fucking pigs thats why they renamed it into h1n1 so your same and you can keep fucking them pigs for as long as you want


i got techniques dripping out my butt cheeks; sleep on my stomach so i don't fuck up my sheets.

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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 17:57:57 Reply

Swine flu is so a month ago.

Find a better idea to get attention -.-

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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 17:58:04 Reply

How did the pig get on the roof????

The Swine Flew

God i crack myself up


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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 17:59:07 Reply

I learned my lesson after contracting Mad Cow Disease when that was the big thing in America from fucking a cow.

I've learned to stick to sheep, as they're relatively clean and about your best bet when fucking livestock. You learn these things when you live in Missouri.


domestic violence can be funny too!

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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 17:59:30 Reply

so, should I give you presents, or pity you needlessly?

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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 18:00:25 Reply

If you sleep with a sheep with foot and mouth disease it's rumoured to banish swine flue from your body. Honest!

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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 18:33:53 Reply

Well you have 2 weeks to live Burnzoid. How do you plan on spending your last minutes on Earth?

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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 18:35:52 Reply

Although I doubt you're infected, you probably won't die.

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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 18:38:58 Reply

yeah, ride it out on newgrounds!

(okay, i told him. now where's my level 60 fulp?)


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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 18:39:55 Reply

At 6/23/09 05:58 PM, aSquared94 wrote: How did the pig get on the roof????

The Swine Flew

God i crack myself up

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!AHAH AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH!!!!

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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 18:43:32 Reply

At 6/23/09 05:58 PM, aSquared94 wrote: How did the pig get on the roof????

The Swine Flew

God i crack myself up

That was funny.

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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 18:46:13 Reply

pretty awesome ...... i guess


give me cookies please :)

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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 18:47:01 Reply

Lemme guess.

While having anal sex with two hot babes?


My topics when I wasn't an asshole...12
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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 18:54:32 Reply

ma grandaddy said that the day we elected a negro for a president, pigs would fly

months after obamas inaugration, swine flu BASCHWING

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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 18:58:58 Reply

In all seriousness, my eight year old cousin has swine flu.

... Heh.

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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 19:08:52 Reply

well at least you lost your virginity....right?

anywayz its been fun burnzoidy. Have fun in hell.

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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 19:12:04 Reply

I'll see you in Hell because that's probally where I'm headed...

Cause I'm on a highway to hell dun dun...

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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 19:51:59 Reply

You can go to NG heaven with McFooFa and HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT now.


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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 19:54:34 Reply

There's still a chance that you won't die.

I doubt you actually got swine flu, most people on the general forum lie about everything

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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 19:57:37 Reply

Swine flu is so 2 months ago.

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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 20:11:59 Reply

hope you feel much better and that scientists find a cure


i am da master

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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 20:28:25 Reply

Unless you suffer from a long term illness or are over the age of 60, you have a VERY small chance of dying.

AND THAT WAS MY FUCKING PIG!!


If it's a Dog eats Dog world then why aren't we all cannibals?
TOAST!
THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE!

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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 20:40:50 Reply

If you could get it that way, I'd have gotten it a while agooooo.


I WANT TO FUCK ON THE FLOOR AND BREAK SHIT

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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 20:59:33 Reply

Well at least you got the fuck.


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Response to I've Caught Swine Flu. 2009-06-23 22:15:11 Reply

At 6/23/09 05:53 PM, Burnzoid wrote: By fucking a pig.

Stop porkin' around Burny. You're acting like your bacon is sizzling in the pan.