Forum Topic: I've Caught Swine Flu.

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Burnzoid

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Posted at: 6/23/09 05:53 PM

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By fucking a pig.

I did it for the lulz:

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OneWordName

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Posted at: 6/23/09 05:54 PM

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NOES!!! NOT BURNZOID!!!

I'm gonna miss you man.
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citricsquid

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Posted at: 6/23/09 05:55 PM

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I would expect no less of you, Burnzoid.


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HippityGopher

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Posted at: 6/23/09 05:55 PM

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you have a weak immune system. I pity you.

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Col-Sandchez

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Posted at: 6/23/09 05:56 PM

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I am sorry for your loss. Not really, but if it makes you feel any better I got money by fucking a bank.

I'm so confused, I lose arguments with myself.
STEM said I was a WINNER

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SolidLiquid

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Posted at: 6/23/09 05:57 PM

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didnt you read swine flu isnt caused by fucking pigs thats why they renamed it into h1n1 so your same and you can keep fucking them pigs for as long as you want

FUCK NO! theres nothin gay bout gettin yo dick sucked! Yews gay fo suckin mah dick!
i ms painted this shit!
dick chicken!

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FBIpolux

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Posted at: 6/23/09 05:57 PM

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Swine flu is so a month ago.

Find a better idea to get attention -.-


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aSquared94

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Posted at: 6/23/09 05:58 PM

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How did the pig get on the roof????

The Swine Flew

God i crack myself up

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l0vemetal

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Posted at: 6/23/09 05:59 PM

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I learned my lesson after contracting Mad Cow Disease when that was the big thing in America from fucking a cow.

I've learned to stick to sheep, as they're relatively clean and about your best bet when fucking livestock. You learn these things when you live in Missouri.

Some day, a signature will go here.


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95wave

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Posted at: 6/23/09 05:59 PM

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so, should I give you presents, or pity you needlessly?


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Alfierulz

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Posted at: 6/23/09 06:00 PM

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If you sleep with a sheep with foot and mouth disease it's rumoured to banish swine flue from your body. Honest!


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All-American-Badass

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Posted at: 6/23/09 06:33 PM

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Well you have 2 weeks to live Burnzoid. How do you plan on spending your last minutes on Earth?


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Paryl

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Posted at: 6/23/09 06:35 PM

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Although I doubt you're infected, you probably won't die.


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tom641

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Posted at: 6/23/09 06:38 PM

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yeah, ride it out on newgrounds!

(okay, i told him. now where's my level 60 fulp?)


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marius-vanrhijn

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Posted at: 6/23/09 06:39 PM

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At 6/23/09 05:58 PM, aSquared94 wrote: How did the pig get on the roof????

The Swine Flew

God i crack myself up

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!AHAH AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH!!!!


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pwnasuarusrex4real1

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Posted at: 6/23/09 06:43 PM

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At 6/23/09 05:58 PM, aSquared94 wrote: How did the pig get on the roof????

The Swine Flew

God i crack myself up

That was funny.


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Xboi

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Posted at: 6/23/09 06:46 PM

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pretty awesome ...... i guess

give me cookies please :)

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Lorkas

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Posted at: 6/23/09 06:47 PM

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Lemme guess.

While having anal sex with two hot babes?

My topics when I wasn't an asshole...12
NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO STEAL AND/OR EDIT MY SIG WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

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MudkipsPiano

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Posted at: 6/23/09 06:48 PM

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I got swine flu twice and no one cared. No joke.

THE FUCKING SCHOOL DIDN'T CLEAN
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DoctorCrabs

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Posted at: 6/23/09 06:54 PM

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ma grandaddy said that the day we elected a negro for a president, pigs would fly

months after obamas inaugration, swine flu BASCHWING


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VespeneGas

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Posted at: 6/23/09 06:58 PM

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In all seriousness, my eight year old cousin has swine flu.

... Heh.

i have an evil aura because im cool
Vespeneofthegas@hotmail.com <- msn
(actually fuck that i don't go on msn anymore)

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string227

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Posted at: 6/23/09 07:08 PM

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well at least you lost your virginity....right?

anywayz its been fun burnzoidy. Have fun in hell.


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CashClock

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Posted at: 6/23/09 07:12 PM

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I'll see you in Hell because that's probally where I'm headed...

Cause I'm on a highway to hell dun dun...

If your reading this, then why do you care?

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NeonFlame126

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Posted at: 6/23/09 07:51 PM

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You can go to NG heaven with McFooFa and HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT now.

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A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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dx5231

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Posted at: 6/23/09 07:54 PM

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There's still a chance that you won't die.

I doubt you actually got swine flu, most people on the general forum lie about everything

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saqwert

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Posted at: 6/23/09 07:57 PM

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Swine flu is so 2 months ago.

I DONT EVEN

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hope you feel much better and that scientists find a cure

i am da master


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Afroray

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Posted at: 6/23/09 08:28 PM

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Unless you suffer from a long term illness or are over the age of 60, you have a VERY small chance of dying.

AND THAT WAS MY FUCKING PIG!!

If it's a Dog eats Dog world then why aren't we all cannibals?
TOAST!
THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE!

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thatoneguyfromDD

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Posted at: 6/23/09 08:40 PM

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If you could get it that way, I'd have gotten it a while agooooo.

was losing all my friends, was losing them to drinking and to driving
was losing all my friends
but I got 'em back

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milinko959

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Posted at: 6/23/09 08:59 PM

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Well at least you got the fuck.

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