I did it for the lulz:
I've Caught Swine Flu.
1,845 Views | 26 Replies
NOES!!! NOT BURNZOID!!!
I'm gonna miss you man.
Derp.
I am sorry for your loss. Not really, but if it makes you feel any better I got money by fucking a bank.
Woo.
didnt you read swine flu isnt caused by fucking pigs thats why they renamed it into h1n1 so your same and you can keep fucking them pigs for as long as you want
i got techniques dripping out my butt cheeks; sleep on my stomach so i don't fuck up my sheets.
How did the pig get on the roof????
The Swine Flew
God i crack myself up
I learned my lesson after contracting Mad Cow Disease when that was the big thing in America from fucking a cow.
I've learned to stick to sheep, as they're relatively clean and about your best bet when fucking livestock. You learn these things when you live in Missouri.
domestic violence can be funny too!
so, should I give you presents, or pity you needlessly?
If you sleep with a sheep with foot and mouth disease it's rumoured to banish swine flue from your body. Honest!
Well you have 2 weeks to live Burnzoid. How do you plan on spending your last minutes on Earth?
Although I doubt you're infected, you probably won't die.
yeah, ride it out on newgrounds!
(okay, i told him. now where's my level 60 fulp?)
At 6/23/09 05:58 PM, aSquared94 wrote: How did the pig get on the roof????
The Swine Flew
God i crack myself up
At 6/23/09 05:58 PM, aSquared94 wrote: How did the pig get on the roof????
The Swine Flew
God i crack myself up
That was funny.
give me cookies please :)
Lemme guess.
While having anal sex with two hot babes?
ma grandaddy said that the day we elected a negro for a president, pigs would fly
months after obamas inaugration, swine flu BASCHWING
In all seriousness, my eight year old cousin has swine flu.
... Heh.
You can go to NG heaven with McFooFa and HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT now.
You can't spell FÜHRER without Ü
"You know you fail in life when you fail to end your failure"
There's still a chance that you won't die.
I doubt you actually got swine flu, most people on the general forum lie about everything
hope you feel much better and that scientists find a cure
i am da master
Unless you suffer from a long term illness or are over the age of 60, you have a VERY small chance of dying.
AND THAT WAS MY FUCKING PIG!!
If you could get it that way, I'd have gotten it a while agooooo.
I WANT TO FUCK ON THE FLOOR AND BREAK SHIT
At 6/23/09 05:53 PM, Burnzoid wrote: By fucking a pig.
Stop porkin' around Burny. You're acting like your bacon is sizzling in the pan.
At 6/23/09 06:00 PM, Alfierulz wrote: If you sleep with a sheep with foot and mouth disease it's rumoured to banish swine flue from your body. Honest!
Yeah, and replace it with scurvy, gangrene, AIDS, flaking nails and a wonderful bouquet of other diseases.
At 6/23/09 06:47 PM, Lorkas wrote: Lemme guess.
While having anal sex with two hot babes?
I seriously had to re-read this post before getting the joke.
My YouTube Page (Why not stop by?)
Also, click the image below to listen to a wonderful (and to many, familiar) song.
