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Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw)

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Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 22:29:18


Apparently this is called Hirsuties papillaris genitalis, and it's basically where the base of the head of the penis has little protrusion-looking things. It's fucking sickening, I'm glad I am not afflicted by this.

The wikipedia article (nsfw)
Large picture of it (incredibly nsfw)

This makes my stomach turn. It's just weird! Do any of you have this, or know anything about it?


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Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 22:29:47


u sick bastard

Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 22:30:25


Oh god that's just nasty.


Shut up already.

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Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 22:30:33


At 6/11/09 10:29 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: Large picture of it (incredibly nsfw)

I don't think I'll ever fap again for the rest of my life...


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Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 22:30:47


Pretty much jast a permanent studded condom, without the protection.


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Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 22:31:51


I threw up in my mouth.


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Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 22:32:13


The second link is HAWT.

Sarcasm

Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 22:32:41


It looks like a squid or something...

*shiver*

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Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 22:32:50


Lol, lumpy dick.


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Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 22:33:25


O.o Man from these replies, even NG is sickened, I am never clicking on that...


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Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 22:34:48


i don't think it's that bad i mean look up treeman for some gross shit


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Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 22:36:14


Dude wtf! you didn't have to post the picture.... I almost threw up


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Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 22:37:03


I was expecting a lot worse, judging from the reply's.


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Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 22:36:49


That's pretty cool. I wonder if it's hard like the shell of a turtle.


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Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 22:37:07


-Various studies have shown that the incidence may be in the between 8% and 48%, varying with region and whether or not the subjects are circumcised.-

Chances are that somebody with this condition will probably post in this thread.

Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 22:37:10


They say between 8 and 48% of the population possibly has it. So I guess some people who posted in this thread have it, but a very mild case. Wikipedia usually uses severe cases to clearly show what it is.


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Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 22:39:23


At 6/11/09 10:38 PM, Piss wrote: I have this. It ain't so bad and actually stimulates the vaginal walls of a woman. Very pleasurable!

Haha, when she sees it though, good luck convincing her it's not some kind of STD :D


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Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 22:39:36


Hello, something I'm actually proud of to post about on NG!


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Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 22:45:00


I think it looks pretty bad ass.

Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 22:55:33


At 6/11/09 10:33 PM, wasup12 wrote: O.o Man from these replies, even NG is sickened, I am never clicking on that...

NG used to be hardcore. Those were the days.

If you ladies are turned off by such a tame picture, I'd hate to see you watch something that's actually shocking.


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Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 22:58:18


At 6/11/09 10:33 PM, wasup12 wrote: O.o Man from these replies, even NG is sickened, I am never clicking on that...

It ish pr0n.


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Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 22:58:44


Haha, it almost looks like an old man who lost his bottom teeth, or a little hermit crab with lots of legs.

Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 23:01:27


At 6/11/09 10:55 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: If you ladies are turned off by such a tame picture, I'd hate to see you watch something that's actually shocking.

That picture wasn't anything.

I believe I may have a mild case of it. You can barely tell with my case, but it's there.


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Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 23:01:43


Eh, I've got stuff a bit like that, although no-where near as pronounced as in the pic on wiki.

No biggie.


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Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 23:04:47


At 6/11/09 10:55 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: NG used to be hardcore. Those were the days.

If you ladies are turned off by such a tame picture, I'd hate to see you watch something that's actually shocking.

It shows that we've matured from annoying little 12-year olds to punkish 13-year olds.


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Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 23:07:22


I wonder if you can pop them.

I sure hope so.


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Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 23:09:20


At 6/11/09 11:07 PM, Minion777 wrote: I wonder if you can pop them.

I sure hope so.

'fraid not.


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Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 23:14:36


At 6/11/09 11:09 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:
At 6/11/09 11:07 PM, Minion777 wrote: I wonder if you can pop them.

I sure hope so.
'fraid not.

You obviously just aren't trying hard enough.


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Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 23:17:15


At 6/11/09 11:15 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Oh my god. From reading the thread, I thought it'd be really gross or something. Lol wow. That was nothing. Hey guess what, I don't have that.

Lol hopefully. I'd be really grossed out if you had that.


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Response to Bizarre penis condition?! (nsfw) 2009-06-11 23:19:51


At 6/11/09 10:55 PM, Dry-Ice wrote:
At 6/11/09 10:33 PM, wasup12 wrote: O.o Man from these replies, even NG is sickened, I am never clicking on that...
NG used to be hardcore. Those were the days.

If you ladies are turned off by such a tame picture, I'd hate to see you watch something that's actually shocking.

like what?