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So my bro has a lady friend over...

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So i get home from a friends at night and my parents are at a basketball game. As im walking down the sidewalk to my house i look through my brothers window, to see if he is home at all. I see him, and a chick. So i unlock the door, and i turn around and heis behind me (Teleportation xD). He asks me bluntly," What are you doing here?" So I say back "Nothing, just still have some homework to do, so i came home early." He then says "Into the computer room!" (The computer room has a door and is WAY far away from my brother room). As i walk there he says "Don't look down that hallway". He then opens the door for me in the computer room. I walk in and he says, "If you open this door im going to kick your ass!".

Lol what do you think is going on Newgrounders? (I think i know)


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Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:05:14


Almost interesting, but this kinda sounds like a profile blog thing.

And we all know.


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Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:05:34


I think hes going to go on newgrounds with her...


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Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:05:59


I call bullshit.

However, if this is true, I'm pretty sure it's obvious what they're doing.


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Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:06:20


I think that there are making love.


Shut up already.

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Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:06:31


At 4/15/09 11:05 PM, TheBoyOfAges wrote: Almost interesting, but this kinda sounds like a profile blog thing.

And we all know.

Not quite, but do you have proof that there is a girl over? Maybe I didn't read carefully enough.
Take pics.

Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:07:03


At 4/15/09 11:05 PM, Lamar537 wrote: I think hes going to go on newgrounds with her...

I like this idea... I believe this is whats goin on.
Also pics.


I can't tell if you're joking, because you never use emoticons. ~ SolidToad

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Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:08:28


At 4/15/09 11:05 PM, DM692 wrote: I call bullshit.

However, if this is true, I'm pretty sure it's obvious what they're doing.

I swear to god this is true! Im freakin serious. I don't lie!


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Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:09:01


At 4/15/09 11:04 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Take pics and post.

NAO.

^THIS^
fo sho


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Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:10:02


At 4/15/09 11:06 PM, EpicFail wrote:
Not quite, but do you have proof that there is a girl over? Maybe I didn't read carefully enough.
Take pics.

See the pics part would make this interesting, and then its good for us. Because whats the point of saying there's some (insert funny sex pun) going on. :)


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Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:11:06


Rape her


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Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:11:29


Ok im going to sneak down the hallway right now and try to take a pic.

Im knda scared though, my bro seemed serious....

Here i go (Opens phone)


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Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:12:25


At 4/15/09 11:11 PM, bmxdudleydo wrote: Ok im going to sneak down the hallway right now and try to take a pic.

Im knda scared though, my bro seemed serious....

Here i go (Opens phone)

Cheers on guy :D
WOOT WOOT WOOT.


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Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:12:55


She must be screaming in ecstasy right now.unless your brother has a tiny dick and can't satisfy her deep sexual needs.


Can you see this? Probably not. Douche.

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Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:13:11


At 4/15/09 11:11 PM, bmxdudleydo wrote: Ok im going to sneak down the hallway right now and try to take a pic.

Im knda scared though, my bro seemed serious....

Here i go (Opens phone)

GOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOO
were rooten for ya!


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Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:14:02


At 4/15/09 11:11 PM, bmxdudleydo wrote: Ok im going to sneak down the hallway right now and try to take a pic.

Im knda scared though, my bro seemed serious....

Here i go (Opens phone)

turn flash off


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Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:16:51


Ok im going to sneak down the hallway right now and try to take a pic.

Im knda scared though, my bro seemed serious....

Here i go (Opens phone)
turn flash off
But then we won't see what's going on. and if there's tits, and he has flash off, he'll have to GTFO :(

you dont want to get him raped by his brother do you?


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Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:20:07


OMG THEY'RE HAVING SEX!!!!

Yeah but seriously, they're having sex...dipshit.

Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:21:04


KK i took a pic down the hall way. Its all darka and i didn't get his room but here it is.....

So my bro has a lady friend over...


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Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:22:49


At 4/15/09 11:21 PM, bmxdudleydo wrote: KK i took a pic down the hall way. Its all darka and i didn't get his room but here it is.....

That's some hot shit there!

Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:23:59


At 4/15/09 11:22 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: NICE!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, its like wheres waldo, but with tits. :D


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Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:24:21


could we get some photographic evidence? Just to know you arent lieing...

Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:28:22


At 4/15/09 11:16 PM, mandamay wrote:
At 4/15/09 11:03 PM, bmxdudleydo wrote: Lol what do you think is going on Newgrounders? (I think i know)
Your brother wants you to come in.
It's reverse psychology.
WALK IN, AND MAKE A SANDWICH.
LOTS OF MAYO.
Take this pic as an example.
[Your brother is the black cock.]

you are such a killjoy

Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:29:43


Your brother sucks at keeping things a secret, I mean, he could've just might as well came up to you and told you that they're having a study group for tomorrow's test.


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Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:31:15


Dig a hole through his wall, if you see something suspicious barge in with a camera.


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Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:42:11


At 4/15/09 11:31 PM, Homosecksual wrote: Dig a hole through his wall, if you see something suspicious barge in with a camera.

Well my mom called and said she needed to talk to my brother, to see if he wanted a shirt from a basketbal game. I walked in and they were........well........Doing nothing xD. Just talking and watching TV lol. False alarm guise!


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Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:47:05


Your brother does not want you to see him have sex.

Doing so would be practically incest.


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Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:53:43


Ummm, why don't you just leave them alone? I am sure will brother will leave YOU alone if you ever do that as well.

Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-15 23:57:38


good for your brother. he lost his virginity.


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Response to So my bro has a lady friend over... 2009-04-16 00:01:00


Dress as a Dinosaur barge in and take pictures.


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