Ok... masturbating is good heh, for about 10 minutes sure, but that feeling won't last lol x^D
Life's full of bordem, the trick is not to go too long bored and fill some blank space time with what takes your fancy - bless the internet for newgrounds and youtube etc, but you need the right sources for your personal likes (google your interests if all else fails)
On newgrounds I like to seek out the utterly random funny clips to shock my mind into finding the fun in life.
Just my taste but I laughed my arse of at some of the episodes of "Burnt Face Man"<-- put that in the search bar...can't say I like the same author's work of "Salad Fingers" but it wakes you up better than coffee lol.
Don't want to advertise other websites (hell I use them AND this) but www.collegehumor.com has lots of funny short videos and pics added every day - worth a look