Ok tom, although my age is kinda misleading, I'll cut to the chase... If you change the NG Slogan I WILL FUCKING KILL ALL OF YOU. I've been visiting NG since late 1999 (yeah i starting young so sue me) I remember when you guys had the flash layout with byte sized cartoons and the little screen with pbot in it (when he was a bit smaller), and each time i saw that slogan in the title... "Newgrounds, the problems of the future, today!" Without that slogan, Newgrounds will obviously turn into a shit pile of mainstream horse shit. Newgrounds, is newgrounds, I don't want to see this place turn into some ass-fucking (fda is an exception) retarded piecashit where people pay to watch movies and has corporate legal bullshit all over the place etc. Though Tom hardly knows me, I've read everything tom's posted on this site since my first visit to the site in 1999. Tom is the first person to stand up and say what bullshit everything is... society, laws, war, people who watch mtv, just stupid people in general... think about it Tom, I like the new layout, dont get me wrong, but i Mean if you change the slogan, newgrounds will no longer be the old newgrounds at all! I mean hardly any of these people remember pico's school (if they where even around during the time of its release) or FDA or samurai asshole or tellebubby funland with suck suck and noo noo and when that piecashit bbc took it down because they have a boner for being direct jackasses... Sorry for the long post... i dont usually post in the bbs since I don't really have much to say to these clock-worshipping morons :) But this just pushed me off the edge, ill go vent now... bye bye.
Newgrounds- the flash frontier
Newgrounds- we make crap, smell good!
Newgrounds - the frontier for flash
Newgrounds! Redifining Flash 24/7
Newgrounds! The only major website without a real slogan!
Now i like this one but it is already another persons webiste...
NEWGROUNDS - FLASH FROM THE GROUND
i thought some of them sounded catchy.. u?
(but i still ike the problems of the future. today!)
questions? comments? email meh. at evanXnewman@hotmail.com
oh! and also...
Newgrounds- Flash, with garenteed satifaction
Okay, I'm not gonna single any one person out, because I don't want to make enemies and it's not my intention to bring someone down.
But seriously, are you guys even LISTENING to what you're suggesting? Honestly, I couldn't imagine worse slogans if I TRIED. They're FUCKING SHITHOUSE.
I'm sorry everyone, but Tom I advise you to just stick with the slogan you have, unless you want to wade through a million suggestions to sift out the 0.1% of suggestions that aren't FUCKING RETARDED.
If you wanna get all angry at me, fine. I probably won't even check back into this topic. But I'm not just trying to cause shit, I'm just telling it like it is. I pity Tom if he's actually going to waste his time reading through all this crap - just stick with the slogan you have, dude.
Oh, and my sincerest apologies to the 1% of you who actually submitted a decent slogan. By no means are all of the suggestions bad, but the majority of them are FUCKING STUPID.
i was thinking
Newgrounds: Now without any hidden charges!!
Newgrounds: Time for a new slogan
Newgrounds: Portal Kombat
Newgrounds: Destroying egos since day one.
Newgrounds: We aren't mainstream enough to need a slogan.
Newgrounds: Yeah ... this is Newgrounds ... now what?
Newgrounds: Thank God we trashed that Newdgrounds idea
Newgrounds: We own your souls.
Newgrounds: Opening doors on submarines everywhere.
Newgrounds: Our finger is on the button.
How about "Newgrounds-The Free Exchange of Bad Ideas", I think it has a good ring. Huh? Huh?
Give a man a match he will be warm for an hour.
Light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest
of his life
-Aincient stupid proverb
Or we could go with a spin on a classic:
"Newgrounds: All your flash are belong to us."
At 1/8/04 02:43 PM, cool_penguin_0 wrote:At 1/8/04 01:28 PM, Rice_Clock wrote: newgrounds:because i say sohe may be a level 2 "clock", but he's got a damn good catchphrase here!!
rawr...fine u like the quoters that r stolen :P
this might already be here but try going to slogan generator it comes up with some good stuff
hmmm...
All your Humor are belong to Portal.
Newgrounds - 100% matience free or your money back!
Newgrounds - Where Networks tremble in fear.
Newgrounds - Older than the Internet (well, we think it is)
Newgrounds - Where Humor comes from!
Newgrounds - The Other Side Of The Wall Of The Networks
Newgrounds - May the portal be with you.
Newgrounds, The Problems Of Socity, Today!
now if i could only come with some good ones....
hmmmm.....that is a toughy. how about.....
"newgrounds. Sign up, or fuck off"
lol im just kidding, i dont know
Indubidibly
well...let's see what i can think of..."the synacist's haven for flash outreach..." or ...."NG, newborn talent"...
i like Formantera. his slogan "our finger is on the button" describes things pretty well...it involves flash entries and the judged...
how about...Newgrounds: the judged and the judgers
or...Newgrounds: opening eyes to reality since day 1
NG:Becouse Reallity Sucks
NG: Its better then having cancer
NG: Free flash fore life
At 1/6/04 10:35 PM, Kraidle_Effect wrote: Newgrounds.com: "Screwing up the world, so USA doesn't have to."
I kind of like this one...lol...
How about this one:
Newgrounds: Maturity Free, Guaranteed
It even rhymes, and that would describe most of the users on here anyways.
i didnt read all the pages so i dont know if anything like this has been posted but
Newgrounds:Because friends are over rated
I don't know if sombody suggested this but, how about:
"Breaking new grounds, everyday" or does that just sound cheesy? Anyway that's my idea.
*somebody. I don't know I just hate making spelling mistakes.
I think it should stay mostly the same, but with some cool words in there like "sou kraut" and "mobster villiage".
ok ok i got one...
Newgrounds.com home of Pico and the ClockCrew!
(please note I am one of the ClockCrew)
--BoysenberryClock--
What about, "Newgrounds- We lost our slogan, can we have yours?" just a thought. Man I'm tired.
"Ok. It's Saturday night, I have no date, a 2-liter bottle of Shasta, and my all-Rush mix tape. Let's Rock."
Newgrounds the twentieth century
(Cuz of the tcnology of the 20nieft century like falsh
Newgrounds flash depot
Newgrounds tecnology of the future today
Newgrounds brutelness of hitler - today!!!!
Thats all i could think of in one min
Hmmmmmm how bout
Newgrounds-It kicks ass... what more could you need to know!
