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How Should I Remove A Curse?

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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 21:07:16


OP is dumbass, no such thing as curses.


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 21:56:14


do rapist? maybe get rid of it... by selling it. or putting it up for adoption. then preform the "duumba-assa" ritual by shoving your dick into a birthday cake, forcing your siblings to lick the icing off, and finally, run around the world 3 times screaming (in this order), FUCKSHITASSCOCKBONER. and dont get arrested.


Bread makes you FAT!?

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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 22:23:04


Kill the dog. Why should I be the one telling you that in the first place?

Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 22:45:05


have you tried jesus? he's like six leprechauns! (but a lot harder to catch...)


so i says to the barkeep, "that's no dog, that's my wife!"

Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 22:46:03


Look at this picture

to help with a curse

And no that doesnt help at all
I really dont know


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 23:48:08


Holy crap, that's scary. I'm guessing the dog didn't directly cause it. Look for energy healers or something; they actually can do a bit of work, and no, I'm not some wacko out in some rural town nobody's heard of. Really, try them, or look for a clairvoyant person to tell you the problem. Try putting lots of rosemary and strong herbs around the dog. Also, if the dog is supernaturally causing things and it's not just luck, killing it or getting rid of it won't help.

For specifications, how long have you had the dog, and it what proximity of time did all the disasters happen? Additionally, are you a very careless person that breaks things a lot?


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 23:52:26


Didn't you see my earlier post?

PENIS + MICROWAVE.

Schmuck.

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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-31 00:15:00


At 1/30/09 08:50 PM, JKMonkey wrote:
At 1/30/09 02:14 PM, pointydagger wrote: So we got this new dog from a college guy. At first is seemed all right, but then I realized that the dog brought a curse into my house.
put the dog in a pound or something, its pretty simple

Dont you think I want to? Only my father believes me when I say its a curse.

At 1/30/09 07:44 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: It's not a curse, the dog just hasn't been housebroken yet.
When it breaks something give it a punishment, it'll learn eventaully.

He hasnt directly broken any of those (besides the door) and so thats what makes it a curse.

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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-31 08:37:20


A druid should be able to take care of that for you.


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-31 08:46:08


At 1/30/09 02:20 PM, aninjaman wrote: Sacrifice a goat.
Read its entrails.

For the greater good. The greater good.


I'm not cool enough to have a nice sig.

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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-31 08:46:55


At 1/31/09 08:37 AM, agnryscotsman wrote: A druid should be able to take care of that for you.

He could just install "Decursive". It doesn't take up much room on his UI and allows for fast clicking.


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-31 08:56:18


At 1/30/09 02:14 PM, pointydagger wrote: And now im HIV positive (Damn dog!)

So it bit you? Or... erm, now I'm truly freaked out.


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