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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? Jan. 30th, 2009 @ 08:39 PM Reply

Dig some Natives up, put them in intimate positions, while pissing on them then bury them upside down. That will surely remove the curse.

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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? Jan. 30th, 2009 @ 08:45 PM Reply

At 1/30/09 07:44 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: It's not a curse, the dog just hasn't been housebroken yet.
When it breaks something give it a punishment, it'll learn eventaully.

Housebroken? Dude, it's been doing nothing but breaking the house.


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? Jan. 30th, 2009 @ 08:46 PM Reply

Hmm After my Uncle died and my Memaw got phones that had plastic recievers

When the phones would ring the phones Would fly off the reciever and go across the room

oh and 1st post got it right


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? Jan. 30th, 2009 @ 08:47 PM Reply

Do as the Red Sox did.
Wait 86 years and then knock some guy's teeth out.


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? Jan. 30th, 2009 @ 08:49 PM Reply

At 1/30/09 08:45 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:
At 1/30/09 07:44 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: It's not a curse, the dog just hasn't been housebroken yet.
When it breaks something give it a punishment, it'll learn eventaully.
Housebroken? Dude, it's been doing nothing but breaking the house.

You got it, you can't expect it to know what it is allowed to do and not do, you have to set some grounding rules for your dog so that it begins to learn what to do. It's not a curse, just your own damn stupidity.


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? Jan. 30th, 2009 @ 08:50 PM Reply

At 1/30/09 02:14 PM, pointydagger wrote: So we got this new dog from a college guy. At first is seemed all right, but then I realized that the dog brought a curse into my house.

put the dog in a pound or something, its pretty simple


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? Jan. 30th, 2009 @ 09:07 PM Reply

OP is dumbass, no such thing as curses.


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? Jan. 30th, 2009 @ 09:56 PM Reply

do rapist? maybe get rid of it... by selling it. or putting it up for adoption. then preform the "duumba-assa" ritual by shoving your dick into a birthday cake, forcing your siblings to lick the icing off, and finally, run around the world 3 times screaming (in this order), FUCKSHITASSCOCKBONER. and dont get arrested.


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? Jan. 30th, 2009 @ 10:23 PM Reply

Kill the dog. Why should I be the one telling you that in the first place?

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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? Jan. 30th, 2009 @ 10:24 PM Reply

You could stop getting done up the ass by gay guys or at least use a condom?

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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? Jan. 30th, 2009 @ 10:45 PM Reply

have you tried jesus? he's like six leprechauns! (but a lot harder to catch...)


so i says to the barkeep, "that's no dog, that's my wife!"

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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? Jan. 30th, 2009 @ 10:46 PM Reply

Look at this picture

to help with a curse

And no that doesnt help at all
I really dont know


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? Jan. 30th, 2009 @ 11:48 PM Reply

Holy crap, that's scary. I'm guessing the dog didn't directly cause it. Look for energy healers or something; they actually can do a bit of work, and no, I'm not some wacko out in some rural town nobody's heard of. Really, try them, or look for a clairvoyant person to tell you the problem. Try putting lots of rosemary and strong herbs around the dog. Also, if the dog is supernaturally causing things and it's not just luck, killing it or getting rid of it won't help.

For specifications, how long have you had the dog, and it what proximity of time did all the disasters happen? Additionally, are you a very careless person that breaks things a lot?


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? Jan. 30th, 2009 @ 11:52 PM Reply

Didn't you see my earlier post?

PENIS + MICROWAVE.

Schmuck.

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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? Jan. 31st, 2009 @ 12:15 AM Reply

At 1/30/09 08:50 PM, JKMonkey wrote:
At 1/30/09 02:14 PM, pointydagger wrote: So we got this new dog from a college guy. At first is seemed all right, but then I realized that the dog brought a curse into my house.
put the dog in a pound or something, its pretty simple

Dont you think I want to? Only my father believes me when I say its a curse.

At 1/30/09 07:44 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: It's not a curse, the dog just hasn't been housebroken yet.
When it breaks something give it a punishment, it'll learn eventaully.

He hasnt directly broken any of those (besides the door) and so thats what makes it a curse.

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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? Jan. 31st, 2009 @ 08:37 AM Reply

A druid should be able to take care of that for you.


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? Jan. 31st, 2009 @ 08:46 AM Reply

At 1/30/09 02:20 PM, aninjaman wrote: Sacrifice a goat.
Read its entrails.

For the greater good. The greater good.


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? Jan. 31st, 2009 @ 08:46 AM Reply

At 1/31/09 08:37 AM, agnryscotsman wrote: A druid should be able to take care of that for you.

He could just install "Decursive". It doesn't take up much room on his UI and allows for fast clicking.


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? Jan. 31st, 2009 @ 08:56 AM Reply

At 1/30/09 02:14 PM, pointydagger wrote: And now im HIV positive (Damn dog!)

So it bit you? Or... erm, now I'm truly freaked out.


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