At 5/4/10 12:18 AM, MaestroRage wrote: my optometrist looks me INTO the eyes and tells me I have a problem.

Sounds sexual...
Maybe you should finger her. With your penis.

At 5/4/10 11:15 AM, TMM43 wrote:

At 5/4/10 12:18 AM, MaestroRage wrote: my optometrist looks me INTO the eyes and tells me I have a problem.

Sounds sexual...
Maybe you should finger her. With your penis.

finger his eyes with your penis instead

At 5/4/10 12:45 PM, Rucklo wrote:
finger his eyes with your penis instead

So...are you implying that I should skull fuck him?
You sick bastard you!

you guys are SICK!

in her pooper.

Today...

I opened up Newgrounds and was presented with the above and past page of comments.

I am sourly un-surprised.

Also buying more pvc links/reducers/trap adapters today for didge making, and I've been playing the melodica lately. It is a nonsense instrument.

At 5/2/10 01:30 PM, loansindi wrote: Wouldn't it be awesome if there was a website like NG, but it was focused entirely on musicians? Started out with an audio portal... and stayed that way?

A community of musicians and audio hobbyists... where feedback abounded and the community wasn't overrun with, well, the general forum crowd?

/dreaming

You mean, something like this? http://theaudioportal.com

2. Nominees and judging panels for Musician and User of the year.

I retract everything I said before. I guess all you need to do is shout loud enough long enough.

At 5/4/10 04:10 PM, Mich wrote: You mean, something like this? http://theaudioportal.com

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At 5/4/10 04:24 PM, Rig wrote:

At 5/4/10 04:10 PM, Mich wrote: You mean, something like this? http://theaudioportal.com

An error occured while trying to c...

Oh my I suck. Try again, it should be fixed.

Indian Music

Well, diversity in music takes many forms and shapes. One of them is Indian music.
Here's an example of what you would never thought to be Indian music... but it is...

At 5/4/10 06:46 AM, Prodigal wrote: Is anyone else pissed at Deadmau5' "Some Chords" song for the weird fucking chords? inb4 gay faggot whos that

imo deadmau5s weird chords is his only redeeming factor

At 5/4/10 04:27 PM, xKore wrote:

At 5/4/10 06:46 AM, Prodigal wrote: Is anyone else pissed at Deadmau5' "Some Chords" song for the weird fucking chords? inb4 gay faggot whos that

imo deadmau5s weird chords is his only redeeming factor

And "Rockstar Personality".

He get's treated like a huge star when theres more deserving producers.

At 5/4/10 04:27 PM, Mich wrote:

At 5/4/10 04:24 PM, Rig wrote:

At 5/4/10 04:10 PM, Mich wrote: You mean, something like this? http://theaudioportal.com

An error occured while trying to c...

Oh my I suck. Try again, it should be fixed.

And now it IS fixed, I tested. Sorry for the huge fail anyone who tried to sign up.

At 5/4/10 04:32 PM, AlexCo wrote:

At 5/4/10 04:27 PM, xKore wrote:

At 5/4/10 06:46 AM, Prodigal wrote: Is anyone else pissed at Deadmau5' "Some Chords" song for the weird fucking chords? inb4 gay faggot whos that

imo deadmau5s weird chords is his only redeeming factor

And "Rockstar Personality".

He get's treated like a huge star when theres more deserving producers.

yeah hes a nobhead, i was in this stickam that he was broadcasting on, and he was proper raging out at his fans because he couldnt connect to his counterstrike game. what a gay man

At 5/4/10 04:38 PM, xKore wrote:

At 5/4/10 04:32 PM, AlexCo wrote:

He get's treated like a huge star when theres more deserving producers.

He has one good song out of every 100 he makes.

Boom, i said it.

had a phone interview with a place in Olney, MD. Anyone near there? It's 20-25min north of DC>

At 5/4/10 04:27 PM, sorohanro wrote: Here's an example of what you would never thought to be Indian music... but it is...

Those Indians, man.

They'll like, do anything.
And then make a musical out of it.

At 5/4/10 04:43 PM, Envy wrote:

At 5/4/10 04:38 PM, xKore wrote:

At 5/4/10 04:32 PM, AlexCo wrote:

He get's treated like a huge star when theres more deserving producers.

He has one good song out of every 100 he makes.

Boom, i said it.

happy birthday

if i am looking to find a musician and issue a "contest" sort of thing- would i just post in the audio thread?

Well it happened again, jarrydn went and had to go and ruin everyones fun!

At 5/5/10 01:37 AM, Kirbyfemur wrote: Well it happened again, jarrydn went and had to go and ruin everyones fun!

What are you talking abo-

At 5/4/10 04:43 PM, Envy wrote:

At 5/4/10 04:38 PM, xKore wrote:

At 5/4/10 04:32 PM, AlexCo wrote:

He get's treated like a huge star when theres more deserving producers.

He has one good song out of every 100 he makes.

Boom, i said it.

Which one is the good one? xD

I only liked Ghost n Stuff, some chords is just a weird fucking mix.

Sorry for the potential double, but TheAudioPortal says I'm not entering a valid month for my birthdate. IS SEPTEMBER GONE OR SOMETHING?

Lols, I know Mich can fix it :D

At 5/5/10 06:45 AM, Prodigal wrote: Sorry for the potential double, but TheAudioPortal says I'm not entering a valid month for my birthdate. IS SEPTEMBER GONE OR SOMETHING?

Lols, I know Mich can fix it :D

Hmm, i don't know for sure, but maybe that's because we write the date differently here.
In America, the 16th of April would be 04-16-2010, but here it would be 16-04-2010.
So yeah, try to switch the day and the month. It might work :p

At 5/5/10 07:27 AM, Mussirus wrote:

At 5/5/10 06:45 AM, Prodigal wrote: Sorry for the potential double, but TheAudioPortal says I'm not entering a valid month for my birthdate. IS SEPTEMBER GONE OR SOMETHING?

Lols, I know Mich can fix it :D

Hmm, i don't know for sure, but maybe that's because we write the date differently here.
In America, the 16th of April would be 04-16-2010, but here it would be 16-04-2010.
So yeah, try to switch the day and the month. It might work :p

He got it fixed

It was also saying SEPTEMBER (the real word because the words were posted, not numbers) wasn't a valid date. But it's fixed now.

At 5/5/10 07:51 AM, Prodigal wrote: He got it fixed

It was also saying SEPTEMBER (the real word because the words were posted, not numbers) wasn't a valid date. But it's fixed now.

Ok :)

At 5/5/10 12:53 AM, RedHarvest wrote: if i am looking to find a musician and issue a "contest" sort of thing- would i just post in the audio thread?

You really need to be more specific.
What kind of musician, what kind of contest, what would be the goal...

Was that so hard to tell us that?

:now let's ridcule. them for taking so long to tell us! Rarghhhhhhh

At 5/5/10 12:11 PM, Envy wrote:

now let's ridcule. them for taking so long to tell us! Rarghhhhhhh

You're like the smartest retard.

Can't wait for finals week to be over

Now I just have to find some work to replenish my bank account.
:nice try with that one

I'm thinking about trying to hook up with the Census if that's still available, because I hear they pay $10 an hour.