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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 16:39:56


I'm guessing this is a spam thread, and we're all banned for posting in it...
You admins are sneaky as hell.


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Waaaaaaaaaay original sig by this awesome guy.

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 17:04:16


stop jerking off and make another flash, damnit D:


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(")_(") start a trend - list what song you're listening to when you post. Ha Ha Ha! Attention whoring.

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 17:07:14


I THINK THEY MAKE AN OINTMENT FOR THAT! =)


none

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 17:08:31


Well, it's only because you get excited so easily.


Need a hot dicking?

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I do voices.

Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 17:08:34


At 12/29/08 02:57 AM, Stamper wrote: I'M A PREMATURE EJACULATOR, THERE I SAID IT

god, if you weren't an admin this topic would've been locked by now >XD


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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 17:10:32


Knowing you Stamper I'm sure it takes you all of 2 microseconds to be up and running again.

Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 17:11:42


At 12/29/08 04:39 PM, lunardragon96 wrote: I'm guessing this is a spam thread, and we're all banned for posting in it...
You admins are sneaky as hell.

You dont say.....

lol we are so banned....

"Humans,who are unique in their ability to learn from others, are also unique in their disinclination to do so"

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 17:12:12


from this post on, any kill joy crying about how stamper gets away with shit will land themselves a happy 4 day ban.

this is your only warning.


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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 17:13:34


At 12/29/08 05:12 PM, Malachy wrote: from this post on, any kill joy crying about how stamper gets away with shit will land themselves a happy 4 day ban.

this is your only warning.

gosh, somebody had a bad morning <XD

I was just joking around Malachy


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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 17:13:34


I smell ba- oh wait...


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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 17:19:11


At 12/29/08 05:13 PM, Sectus wrote: I was just joking around Malachy

it's pretty much staff-approved fun.

and people want to shit all over the fun.


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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 17:21:37


Some people like having shit on them for fun.

I think it's a fetish or something.

Any theories as to how Stamper ejaculated so.

I think he must have seen his hot self in the mirror. Instant explosion.

Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 17:21:38


people want to shit all over the fun.

There just party poopers, most people would ignore it, but you can ban them >XD


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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 17:22:43


magic hands, stamper, magic hands


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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 17:23:19


At 12/29/08 05:21 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:
I think he must have seen his hot self in the mirror. Instant explosion.

"AHHH, EVERYTHING'S CREAMY AND WET!"

:(


Tsukino Usagi of the NG /a/ {Sig by cast}

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 17:24:50


Doesn't matter man, because you suck six dicks in a row.


<3

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 17:25:39



JaY11's sigs > your sig.

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 17:26:07


It's all good, we all got something to hide.

Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 17:27:06


At 12/29/08 05:23 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:
"AHHH, EVERYTHING'S CREAMY AND WET!"

(

Or he was fucking a girl, and realized that he was Stamper while he was fucking the girl, and left the girl and tried to walk into the bathroom to masturbate about that, but he couldn't make it.

In fact every time he realizes that he's Stamper, he ejaculates.

It's like the fist punch that explodes your heart in kill bill. Except in this case the fist is Stamper realizing he's Stamper, and the heart is of course his penis.

Which has more veins than most normal hearts.

Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 17:42:23


Or what Stamper is saying that he HAS to prematurely ejaculate, as he makes others do so with his mere presence.

So he does it out of courtesy to make us feel not so bad.

Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 17:43:44


Ok then, i guess...?


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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 17:49:30


At 12/29/08 05:42 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Or what Stamper is saying that he HAS to prematurely ejaculate, as he makes others do so with his mere presence.

So he does it out of courtesy to make us feel not so bad.

He's so kind and sweet. :)


Tsukino Usagi of the NG /a/ {Sig by cast}

A ninja may be fast, but my dick is faster.

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 17:53:34


See i never told anybody abut it @;-}>


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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 18:04:05


At 12/29/08 02:57 AM, Stamper wrote: I'M A PREMATURE EJACULATOR, THERE I SAID IT

Don't put that in my mouth!


Mr. C (Since June 7th, 2001)

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 18:15:09


aug- your sig should use IT not THIS

grammar girlllll

I can understand though you were probably high on the crack that is made from the dust of stamper's dried drywall ejaculations

Response to SECRET 2008-12-29 18:39:18


I know from experience.


The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls.

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-30 01:11:22


Pics or it never happened.


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Response to SECRET 2008-12-30 01:14:28


at least someone with courage to say the truth....


who cares what day the world ends? Its Already Tomorrow In Australia! why care? They will suffer before we do!

Response to SECRET 2008-12-30 01:15:26


I have a problem as well, It's really hard for me to Orgasm.


How did this get here? I am not good with internet.

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Response to SECRET 2008-12-30 01:17:32


h

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Weegee came

SECRET


speedycat sure is speedy!

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