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Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-16 17:42:53 Reply

True story: I needed service hours for this one program at my school, so i decided to volunteer at a Holiday Shop in the elementary school i used to go to.

It was almost time for closing to shop, so i wandered around the school aimlessly. I walked into the boys bathroom, and was shocked to find a fucking condom packet lying on the floor, unopened. Im hoping this was some careless adult's condom, but im not so sure...

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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-16 17:44:10 Reply

A used condom was found on my Elementary School's playground.
My story owns the fuck out of yours. Unopened box? Fuck that.


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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-16 17:44:17 Reply

Oh my god, kids having sex!

WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?


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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-16 17:44:24 Reply

Because kids having sex is shocking.

Riiight.
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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-16 17:44:38 Reply

At 12/16/08 05:42 PM, OddFellow wrote: True story: I needed service hours for this one program at my school, so i decided to volunteer at a Holiday Shop in the elementary school i used to go to.

It was almost time for closing to shop, so i wandered around the school aimlessly. I walked into the boys bathroom, and was shocked to find a fucking condom packet lying on the floor, unopened. Im hoping this was some careless adult's condom, but im not so sure...

Given out at sex ed, discarded from embarrassment: mystery solved and sleep easy, my friend!


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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-16 17:45:32 Reply

How big was the size of the comdom?


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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-16 17:46:26 Reply

At 12/16/08 05:45 PM, Ghyfty wrote: How big was the size of the comdom?

too big for your dick.


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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-16 17:46:40 Reply

damn elementary? i needs to step ma game up!

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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-16 17:46:51 Reply

At 12/16/08 05:44 PM, andythehedgehog wrote: A used condom was found on my Elementary School's playground.
My story owns the fuck out of yours. Unopened box? Fuck that.

Yeah, same story here, happened a few times.
Thought it's probably just kid's fucking around with condom's. my friend put a condom on some kid's handlebars XD

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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-16 17:47:21 Reply

Probably Michael Jackson's.....


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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-16 17:48:47 Reply

At 12/16/08 05:46 PM, lawlmaster wrote:
At 12/16/08 05:45 PM, Ghyfty wrote: How big was the size of the comdom?
too big for your dick.

Hahahaha. Good one.

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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-16 17:49:31 Reply

I bet it was a prank, None of em is gonna get pussy.


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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-16 17:49:59 Reply

Just so you know, we're talkin kids ages 5-8. Our elementary school is first grade through fourth. Also, they dont teach elementary students sex ed

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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-16 17:53:43 Reply

lol someone in our school blew up waterballoon made out of a condom. then a teacher took the condom and waved it and shouted:
"DON'T YOU IDIOTS KNOW HOW TO USE THESE CORRECTLY???"
the guilty was never caught.


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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-16 17:54:20 Reply

Kids buy them to long impressive.

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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-16 17:57:49 Reply

At 12/16/08 05:54 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Kids buy them to long impressive.

They buy them to long impressive? What the fuck does that mean

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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-16 18:00:04 Reply

My friend took out a condom, and threw it into a stall, to look like someone was fucking in there. He also drew a dick on some fat kid's back. It was funny.


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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-16 18:08:10 Reply

In my school, two eight-year olds had sex. As far as i know they didn't use a condom (OH NOES!) , because kids that age aren't so smart. Probably found it and threw it out, a male teacher lost it, or the kids did'nt know what it was for.

I miss elementary school....

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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-16 18:09:08 Reply

kids dotn even have a hair on their body when theyre that old


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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-16 18:11:50 Reply

Meh not really surprised, a bit strange though *shrug*

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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-16 18:18:40 Reply

I found a used condom on the floor of my school, just next to the toilets. That wouldn't be very strange, though my school is all-boys, so there is a far smaller chance of that happening here, especially since a lot of the kids in the highest year that education is provided to here are homophobic.


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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-16 18:20:08 Reply

At 12/16/08 05:46 PM, lawlmaster wrote:
At 12/16/08 05:45 PM, Ghyfty wrote: How big was the size of the comdom?
too big for your dick.

Too small for mine.


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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-17 13:58:34 Reply

At 12/16/08 05:57 PM, OddFellow wrote:
At 12/16/08 05:54 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Kids buy them to long impressive.
They buy them to long impressive? What the fuck does that mean

I must have been thinking of something else when I posted that. What I meant is, kids buy them to seem impressive.

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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-17 14:11:33 Reply

damn, i didnt start finding used condoms in the bathroom until High School


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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-17 15:26:25 Reply

At 12/16/08 05:44 PM, andythehedgehog wrote: A used condom was found on my Elementary School's playground.
My story owns the fuck out of yours. Unopened box? Fuck that.

mine too.
it was ripped open.

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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-17 15:27:37 Reply

At 12/16/08 05:44 PM, andythehedgehog wrote: A used condom was found on my Elementary School's playground.
My story owns the fuck out of yours. Unopened box? Fuck that.

yeah same with mine. we found a used condom o.0

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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-17 15:27:51 Reply

When I was at elementary school, we found a used condom from my friends shoe.


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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-17 15:34:10 Reply

Eh, sometimes kids do that to show off or something. I remember back in the 5th grade or so one kid in my class bought a few condoms and just started blowing em' up like balloons during recess.


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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-17 16:48:48 Reply

At 12/17/08 02:11 PM, JKMonkey wrote: damn, i didnt start finding used condoms in the bathroom until High School

Really I found my first one on the way out of the womb, but it was ripped.


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Response to Condoms in elementary school? 2008-12-17 16:50:42 Reply

Thats rude talking like that


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