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4.23 / 5.00 14,071 ViewsTrue story: I needed service hours for this one program at my school, so i decided to volunteer at a Holiday Shop in the elementary school i used to go to.
It was almost time for closing to shop, so i wandered around the school aimlessly. I walked into the boys bathroom, and was shocked to find a fucking condom packet lying on the floor, unopened. Im hoping this was some careless adult's condom, but im not so sure...
A used condom was found on my Elementary School's playground.
My story owns the fuck out of yours. Unopened box? Fuck that.
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Oh my god, kids having sex!
WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?
Because kids having sex is shocking.
Riiight.
At 12/16/08 05:42 PM, OddFellow wrote: True story: I needed service hours for this one program at my school, so i decided to volunteer at a Holiday Shop in the elementary school i used to go to.
It was almost time for closing to shop, so i wandered around the school aimlessly. I walked into the boys bathroom, and was shocked to find a fucking condom packet lying on the floor, unopened. Im hoping this was some careless adult's condom, but im not so sure...
Given out at sex ed, discarded from embarrassment: mystery solved and sleep easy, my friend!
How big was the size of the comdom?
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At 12/16/08 05:45 PM, Ghyfty wrote: How big was the size of the comdom?
too big for your dick.
A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass.
damn elementary? i needs to step ma game up!
At 12/16/08 05:44 PM, andythehedgehog wrote: A used condom was found on my Elementary School's playground.
My story owns the fuck out of yours. Unopened box? Fuck that.
Yeah, same story here, happened a few times.
Thought it's probably just kid's fucking around with condom's. my friend put a condom on some kid's handlebars XD
Probably Michael Jackson's.....
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At 12/16/08 05:46 PM, lawlmaster wrote:At 12/16/08 05:45 PM, Ghyfty wrote: How big was the size of the comdom?too big for your dick.
Hahahaha. Good one.
See, I have a sense of humor.
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I bet it was a prank, None of em is gonna get pussy.
Just so you know, we're talkin kids ages 5-8. Our elementary school is first grade through fourth. Also, they dont teach elementary students sex ed
lol someone in our school blew up waterballoon made out of a condom. then a teacher took the condom and waved it and shouted:
"DON'T YOU IDIOTS KNOW HOW TO USE THESE CORRECTLY???"
the guilty was never caught.
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Kids buy them to long impressive.
At 12/16/08 05:54 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Kids buy them to long impressive.
They buy them to long impressive? What the fuck does that mean
My friend took out a condom, and threw it into a stall, to look like someone was fucking in there. He also drew a dick on some fat kid's back. It was funny.
Schmuck.
In my school, two eight-year olds had sex. As far as i know they didn't use a condom (OH NOES!) , because kids that age aren't so smart. Probably found it and threw it out, a male teacher lost it, or the kids did'nt know what it was for.
I miss elementary school....
kids dotn even have a hair on their body when theyre that old
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Meh not really surprised, a bit strange though *shrug*
I found a used condom on the floor of my school, just next to the toilets. That wouldn't be very strange, though my school is all-boys, so there is a far smaller chance of that happening here, especially since a lot of the kids in the highest year that education is provided to here are homophobic.
At 12/16/08 05:46 PM, lawlmaster wrote:At 12/16/08 05:45 PM, Ghyfty wrote: How big was the size of the comdom?too big for your dick.
Too small for mine.
And where the offence is let the great axe fall.
At 12/16/08 05:57 PM, OddFellow wrote:At 12/16/08 05:54 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Kids buy them to long impressive.They buy them to long impressive? What the fuck does that mean
I must have been thinking of something else when I posted that. What I meant is, kids buy them to seem impressive.
damn, i didnt start finding used condoms in the bathroom until High School
At 12/16/08 05:44 PM, andythehedgehog wrote: A used condom was found on my Elementary School's playground.
My story owns the fuck out of yours. Unopened box? Fuck that.
mine too.
it was ripped open.
At 12/16/08 05:44 PM, andythehedgehog wrote: A used condom was found on my Elementary School's playground.
My story owns the fuck out of yours. Unopened box? Fuck that.
yeah same with mine. we found a used condom o.0
When I was at elementary school, we found a used condom from my friends shoe.
Eh, sometimes kids do that to show off or something. I remember back in the 5th grade or so one kid in my class bought a few condoms and just started blowing em' up like balloons during recess.
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At 12/17/08 02:11 PM, JKMonkey wrote: damn, i didnt start finding used condoms in the bathroom until High School
Really I found my first one on the way out of the womb, but it was ripped.
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Thats rude talking like that
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