At 12/4/02 08:13 PM, King_Inferno wrote: hi, I'll bet you're wondering what this is about. well, blablabla...

*looksatyou*
*scratcheshead*
*goesaway*

Suggestion: Read this entire message carefully! (Print it out or download it.) Follow the simple directions and watch the money come in! It's easy. It's legal. And, your investment is only $6.00 (Plus postage)
> IMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it is not illegal; and it is virtually no risk - it really works!!!! If all of the following instructions are adhered to, you will receive extraordinary dividends.
> PLEASE NOTE: Please follow these directions EXACTLY, and $50,000 or more can be yours in 20 to 60 days. This program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the participants. Please continue its success by carefully adhering to the instructions. You will now become part of the Mail Order business. In this business your product is not solid and tangible, it's a service. You are in the business of developing Mailing Lists. Many large corporations are happy to pay big bucks for quality lists. However, the money made from the mailing lists is secondary to the income which is made from people like you and me asking to be included in that list. Here are the 4 easy steps to success:
> STEP 1: Get 6 separate pieces of paper and write the following on each piece of paper; PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST. Now get 6 US $1.00 bills and place ONE inside EACH of the 6 pieces of paper so the bill will not be seen through the envelope (to prevent thievery). Next, place one paper in each of the 6 envelopes and seal them. You should now have 6 sealed envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the above phrase, your name and address, and a $1.00 bill. What you are doing is creating a service. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! You are requesting a legitimate service and you are paying for it! Like most of us I was a little skeptical and a little worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post Office (1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed that it is indeed legal! Mail the 6 envelopes to the following addresses:
> Mailing Adresses
> 1. Stephanie Hicks
> 1283 Evening Canyon
> Henderson, NV 89014
>
> 2. Tia Loske
> 40 Hancock St.
> Ft. Plain, NY 13339

> 3. Richard Horman
> 1731 Frost Ave.
> Maplewood, MN 55109
>
> 4. Shane Thompson
> 1520 Stagecoach Rd.
> Seaville, NJ 08230
>
> 5. M. Ruggia
> 255 Tuckahoe Rd. Apt. B East
> Marmora, NJ 08223
>
< 6. B. Krzyk
> 89 B Route 50
> Seaville, NJ 08230
>
> STEP 2: Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the other names up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc...) and add YOUR Name as number 6 on the list.
> STEP 3: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as close to original as possible. Now, post your amended article to at least 200 newsgroups. (I think there are close to 24,000 groups) All you need is 200, but remember, the more you post, the more money you make! This is perfectly legal! If you have any doubts, refer to Title 18 Sec. 1302 & 1341 of the Postal lottery laws.
> Keep a copy of these steps for yourself and, whenever you need money, you can use it again, and again.
> PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the participants and by their carefully adhering to the directions. Look at it this way. If you are of integrity, the program will continue and the money that so many others have received will come your way.
> NOTE: You may want to retain every name and address sent to you, either on a computer or hard copy and keep the notes people send you. This VERIFIES that you are truly providing a service. (Also, it might be a good idea to wrap the $1 bill in dark paper to reduce the risk of mail theft.)
> So, as each post is downloaded and the directions carefully followed, six members will be reimbursed for their participation as a List Developer with one dollar each. Your name will move up the list geometrically so that when your name reaches the #1 position you will be receiving thousands of dollars in CASH!!! What an opportunity for only $6.00 ($1.00 for each of the first six people listed above) Send it now, add your own name to the list and you're in business!
> ---DIRECTIONS ----- FOR HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS------------ Step 1) You do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own posting. Simply put your cursor at the beginning of this letter and drag your cursor to the bottom of this document, and select 'copy' from the edit menu. This will copy the entire letter into the computer's memory.
> Step 2) Open a blank 'notepad' file and place your cursor at the top of the blank page. From the 'edit' menu select 'paste'. This will paste a copy of the letter into notepad so that you can add your name to the list.
> Step 3) Save your new notepad file as a .txt file. If you want to do your postings in different settings, you'll always have this file to go back to.
> Step 4) Use Netscape or Internet explorer and try searching for various newsgroups (on-line forums, message boards, chat sites, discussions.) For example, log on to any search engine like yahoo.com, altavista.com, google.com. Then search with keyword subjects like money making message board, money making forum, millionaire message board, etc. You will find tons of message boards. Click one by one then you will find the option: Post new message.
> Step 5) Visit these message boards and post this article as a new message by highlighting the text of this letter and selecting paste from the edit menu. Fill in the Subject, this will be the header that everyone sees as they scroll through the list of postings in a particular group, click the post message button. You're done with your first one! Congratulations...THAT'S IT! All you have to do is jump to different newsgroups and post away, after you get the hang of it, it will take about 30 seconds for each newsgroup!
> **REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE!! BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 200**
> That's it! You will begin receiving money from around the world within days! You may eventually want to rent a P.O.Box due to the large amount of mail you will receive. If you wish to stay anonymous, you can invent a name to use, as long as the postman will deliver it.
> Remember: play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will really work.

lost50 = gay n00b

I commend your taste in music ManWithTheGoldenGun (I too enjoy classical, especially Bach), but I seriously believe Janis Joplin would mop the floor with Beethoven! (Janis fights dirty).

Awww shit! How the hell did I end up on this thread?

You speled Congradulated Rong!
...
Stay in School

At 12/6/02 08:54 PM, ManWithTheGoldenGun wrote:

At 12/6/02 08:52 PM, SomeStonedSmurf wrote:

At 12/6/02 08:41 PM, Pimpin_car_lover wrote: What do you know, ya f***in nOOb

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and I agree with you, P.C.L. cannot spell worth shit.

:Hehe. P.C.L is the guy who should be congradulated. Stay in school man. Stay in school.

Sitting straight up in the chair always works. Make sure to put your feet flat on the floor. This will prevent headaches and mind probs. Trust Dr. n00b.

Yes My Flash will go on....

sheads a tear

At 12/30/02 12:01 AM, Unholy_Warrior wrote: ok... picture this... you are going on a spy mission like in that long - forgotten game "THE OPERATIVE"... you are allowed to take three weapons with you. it cannot be a nuclear warhead(=()
what will your choice be?

so... lets hear it!

a scielnced atomatic. the other two would be ammo

i am NOT twice-posting and i did NOT just post that!
what a screwey bbs

I'm gonna first worship by my self

maintinance i need no maintinance.

At 2/22/01 03:42 PM, zoro wrote: shwoooooo...

I wonder how he became the first to post??

GANSTA T

At 2/22/01 03:42 PM, zoro wrote: shwoooooo...

hey! look at me!

At 12/5/02 12:40 PM, Lost50 wrote: Suggestion: Read this entire message carefully! (Print it out or download it.) Follow the simple directions and watch the money come in! It's easy. It's legal. And, your investment is only $6.00 (Plus postage)

IMPORTANT!!! THIS GUY IS AN IMPOSTOR! IT'S A FAKE CUZ I SAW ALREADY THIS MESSAGE FROM HIM IN ANOTHER FORUMS!
DO NOT LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAYS, CUZ IT'S A LIE!!!

At 2/22/01 03:42 PM, zoro wrote: shwoooooo...

HADOKEN!

guys.

really.

how many times are you going to bring this topic back?

At 1/19/03 10:42 PM, Phylos wrote: What he's saying doesn't make any sense. So you're not missing anything.

Then systranbox.com is fucked.

At 1/19/03 10:47 PM, Appuccino-Kay wrote: Then systranbox.com is fucked.

And so is the bbs.

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HAHAHAHAHA, THIS POST JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!!!

bacon

its exorcism time!

I AM HERE TO RESURRECT THE VERY FIRST POST EVER ON NG... i thank you

haha.. oldest topic... ever...

Holy shit zoro mad props to you I never knew you had that kind of NG credibity... Damn, first post ever. I figured it would be wade or tom testing out the system.

At 2/11/03 02:32 AM, Taxman2A wrote: Damn, first post ever.

First post on this BBS, not the first one ever on NG. I think Wade had to settle for #2.

http://www.newgrounds.com/oldbbs/forums/1/0/1.html OMG first post on the old BBS! I believe the BBS before that was deleted. Oh well.